So she’s a Hunter. Rielle Hunter in particular. Honestly, I’ve met a slew of “hunters” with last names like Smith, Jones, Jefferson, Watson, though it just so happens Ms. Rielle has completely and historically lived up to her surname: Hunter.

Did you catch Oprahs interview?

It started with the cell phone that Rielle bought for her lover
But she recieved a call instead from his wife and childrens mother.
Elizabeth hung up the call and John later called the phone back
And ended it with Rielle — for the time being — THAT was THAT.

But Rielle didn’t quit ‘hunting him’ she thought he should have quit “the presidential campaign”,
Citing “integrity” as his leading reason…this from the mistress? How contradicting and lame.

Exhibiting no shame; the sensational interview didn’t end there,
Rielle had much more dirty laundry of “she and he” — available for share.

She went on to say how she could not “stand and make a vow
before God and everyone else” AND be an “adulterous” cow.
…for ’tis has the sting of a low moraled pow!
Ow.

That’s why her position was single — and she graciously accepts that falling in love was the burden she carried.
Her high morals (about vows) didn’t at all interfere with how she felt about her bf who was married.

She also admitted the two of them never used birth control
and that she didn’t “wish for it” but didn’t mind being on swoll.

I was definitely enlightened by the recollection that Rielle laid
Including how she once pretended she was prego by one of John’s aids.

A wing man stepped up to give the presidential hopeful a courageous hand;
But Rielle said that was a bit low on the pole for her high moraled stand.

When Oprah asked her if she was hurt by John Edwards’ bold faced lie
When he denied their child during an interview he had done with Nightline?

Rielle replied yes, but that she understood
He did what he did –not for the whole– but for his careers good.

Everything was still everything between she and John were off the scene
Until she did that photo shoot and article layout in GQ Magazine.

Reasons why she did what she did were shallowly hid; As her hints were continually dispursin’.
She refused to answer O if there’s a relationship between the two – because she is a private person.[?]
Aside from her 15 minutes of fame searchin’…

When Oprah asked Rielle if she still loved him – she said “yes”;
And when asked if he loved her – Rielle did her best
to convey that she definitely believes he does.
The Mistress is the side kick – what’s she got to do with love?

Since John is no longer with Elizabeth, why doesn’t he just put a ring on Rielle’s hand?
Oh wait! Probably because he couldn’t introduce her to his friends, —esp. if they’re “a married man”.
To analyze and comprehend– is to understand.

If you’re in a long term relationship – never stop “the run or chase”,
I’m Qui
Keep your lover happily occupied & those scavenger HUNTERs @ bay.