I’m Christmas shopping and store hopping with good folk in mind.
I’m budget working and fashion twerking trying to come up on a SALE find.
So far, ALL IS GOOD and I’m coming up.
I caught a sale at NORDSTROM’s that was worthy of a nutt.
Not lady-like my language? Well do spank my tushy.
I suppose foul language is far less than offensive than ‘grabbing a womans pussy.’
But what do I know?
I know that I’m pretty much done shopping at the sto’.
I got much of what I wanted on yesterdays to and fro
and online buys will fill in any missed-gift holes.
I love this season, yo — and yesterday found me at the mall
It’s warm in AZ during the Christmas season – so it felt like Fall.
The mall was on swoll and I was having ‘many balls’ and no complaints
for there was eye-candy and it looked so dandy,
the mall was packed with NEW ORLEANS SAINTS.
Mmmph! Ain’t that good news? Yes Lawd, compliments were pending in my mouth
and spilled at every bump-in with those big, buff brothers from THE SOUTH!!!
Yes well, that was yesterday and we did ‘flirt play‘
and later on I came up on the best panty and lingerie slay! YAY!
Victorias Secret had a huge panty sale and y’all know I hit it!
I came up on the daintiest budoir pieces. Yes sir, I did it! 😀
Actually, truth be told, I was not shopping for self but “in theory” for another,
I was a shopping consultant for #MyGuy and he was Christmas shopping for his lover.
What the what-what?
Yes, his lover. For she is I and the two of us agreed
yesterday I was a “consultant” and relieved of any guilty feelings of “shopping for me.”
I was merely helping “he” and I can strongly say,
his lover is going to be pleased at gift opening on Christmas Day.
I’m into return spoiling – like I said I’ve been out shopping
Giving shoppers hell, being first-in-line for sales – I’m a whiz at store hopping.
But like I said, I think I’m done. My score looks good – I’m fine
and for any good boys and girls I may have forgotten, I’ll pick up a gift online.
How are you doing so far, are you a last minute #GiftGiving hustler?
Are you into gift wrapping or are you a primary #StockingStuffer?
Me? I do both – I give and receive with pleasure.
Prices don’t matter, I’m not about that chatter —
as long as the gift is a practical treasure.
Always #Gift comparable to your reciprocal measure.
It’s the beginning of a new week, already and we are starting off on a jolly foot,
and it’s Sunday baby. Life is good, draw the blinds and take a look.
Then get out there and buy another gift or two,
never mind the others, lets shop FOR YOU!
If you’ve been #Grinding all year – you deserve it. Ooo!