Depending on which Humpty you reference in mind
he is preceded by either a rap or a nursery rhyme.

Both are in our history of stunts,
though I am referencing to the mid-week hump.

And the Humpty-Hump would be a good song for this day,
lest we are all about work and with no thought of play.

Don’t let that be your tempo; that beat gets old.
Jam the Humpty-Hump and free your soul

of any excess seriousness that may be about you.
Are you at work? Is there a co-worker you want to hurt?
Please let silliness find you:

I’m taking nothing too serious during this hem and haw
that is the Judicial Committee hearing for Kavanaugh.

Ain’t nobody got time for that, really.
The president spoke at the UN yesterday and sounded silly.

He and Kavanaugh have been known to lie on their willy’s.
But to say he’s doing America any favors, at the UN sounded silly.

Life is more interesting when you’re on the ‘uphill.’ See?
Uphill for the usual and the dutiful — who are you and me.

There is no job interview in the world that you can go to,
with allegations or a bad reference and still, make it through.

If indeed Kavanaugh moves on to the Supreme Court
America is going to be a wee bit short

on respect.
‘Like we don’t have enough stress around our neck.

Okay, three branches of government… who’s going to keep check?
America the beautiful, please don’t settle for feck.

Mid-way through the work week, tomorrow is coming.
I’m Qui
Let wisdom guide thee, because foolishness is gunning.

Good Morning Humpty. I see you on that wall.
I’m encouraged to VOTE so that the yoke will stall.