Please do not confuse BORED STIFF with BOARD STIFF. They are two different kinds.
One can dull you into abyss while the other is a lucky woman’s find.

Yes, yes. I do know my words.
Bored is what the admin is giving us but Board can be a verb

if the owner is wielding it properly.
Word Play lives on Hump Day and of course there ain’t no stopping me.

Especially when I am BORED STIFF.
The dispensary down the way is selling a lift…

Supposedly a hydroponic gift?
I found some male seeds in the mix.

I like a little nut…
it’s not too much.

Hydroponics? I’m hooked on phonics; I’m over here learning, yo —
about Creative Directives, Aristotle’s Triad and Google’s SEO.

There is no time to be boxed in by encroaching bores.
There’s always time to brain massage, build neuropathy and soar.

What are you doing with your precious time
on this fluid flowing mid-week grind?

Are you watching the news a little? That’s fine.
Though it’s a bored man’s way of passing time.

Mr. please don’t be bored too long.
The Mrs. much prefers you be board long.

It’s an adage to an old song,
but from “the Mrs.” to a Mr. Jones.

We should definitely get a better “thing going on.”
My surname is Carter, but I’ll go by Mrs.  Jones.

My engine revs best at the mornings sunrise.
I’m into the majestic woods… the timber after the rise.

Yes, yes beloved. Today is the day
that we fancy up to a little word play.

Words are dual and can be quite strong.
Dubious words yield double play and can double down on wrong.

Use them correctly or leave them alone.
Silence is golden. Let it reign long.

If you are not learned, educated; if knowledge isn’t already sown for sprout,
it is best that you say nothing, it’s best that you purse your mouth.

For in the company of the learned, scholars will pick up the whiff
that your mind is a tiny find and it will render them Bored Stiff.

I’m rarely bored with the board. Bring it on! It’s Hump Day,
I’m Qui
a scholarly she on a little (or rather BIG) word play.

Shake things up; play scrabble with your gal or mister.
If the kids are away allow me to suggest a game of TWISTER.

Use “the board” to score
on Sealy a little more!