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What about FLIRTING

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement on November 3, 2021 at 3:43 am

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When the situation is appropriate, it’s alright to live light and…

Everyone does it differently – I enjoy coy flirting a lot.
I can go from talking about winter and making a dinner to fanning the listener hot.

I’m a speaker of encouragement and I yield compliments easy.
Listeners perceive and understanding my vibe to be energetically breezy.

I flirt with most everyone, because I can see your silver linings showing,
I usually approach wide eyed, smile broached then leave folk wow’d; glowing.

Shy? That’s not me. I am the talker in the room.
I will find a silver lining in a crowd of hopeless gloom.

I seek out the sunny and forfeit the gray.
Flirting is a part of my happy everyday.

Confession: Mechanics love flirts, so in the past, I would do it all of the time,
and in return my car is repaired for a very little dime.

Of course that was before the EVolutions electric shine.

FLIRTING.

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Transcribed fun from MTV’s GIRL CODE – Ep. 19:  Morning After, FLIRTING and Decorating

WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO WIN A GUY OVER
All it takes is a little flirting…

Girl Code_Carly AquilinoCARLY:  If a guy tries to hook up with you in the morning, don’t even think about it. Morning sex is never a good idea. Last nights sex wasn’t a good idea either.

Girl Code_ Nicole ByerNICOLE:  You tap once at night, you can’t tap again in the morning because I’m disgusting. Because we were probably drinking and dancing or whatever the night before, so I’m sweaty and kind of grimy down there.

Girl Code_Alice WetterlundALICIA: No, it’s awesome. That, like should validate the entire thing – if you have morning sex. Again that’s what I came for and I’m getting more of it.

Girl Code_Alesha ReneeALEESHA RENEE’: I definitely think woman should not be staying. DO NOT STAY and linger on throughout the day [saying] ‘So – what are we doing today?’ We just did what we were doing today.

Girl Code_Andrew SchulzANDERW:  Get out of there before he has to ask you to leave. So if you wake up at 8 in the morning, just give him a kiss and then leave – don’t hang around.

Girl Code_Jamie LeeJAMIE LEE:  No guy is going to ever say, ‘Huh! I can’t believe she didn’t say bye.’

Girl Code_April RoseAPRIL ROSE: If you’re trying to get a guy out of your place, just call him a cab and tell him it’s showing up in 5 minutes & to go downstairs and wait for it.

GIRL CODE – Rule #1234
[If a guy stays over at your house]
DON’T FEED THE DUDE – HE WON’T LEAVE

Girl Code_Jessimae PelusoJESSIMAE:  Tell him you have to wake up and go to work, walk out with him, and the classic line to get him away is, when you come to a corner, say, “Which way are you going?” Always say ‘the opposite direction’ – take a walk around the block and go back to your house and sleep off all the shame.

It’s not a morning after, without the walk of shame…

Girl Code_Jamie LeeJAMIE LEE:  The walk of shame is proof that you got some last night. So you own that moment – Girl Code.

YOUR BOYFRIENDS FRIENDS

Girl Code_Shaylah Evans SHAYLA: Boyfriends friends are potentially a whole bunch of new friends for you but they’re also potentially, like the cause of all of your problems.

Girl Code_Chris DistefanoCHRIS: All of my friends cheat on their girlfriends; they’re all involved in illegal activity – I don’t want my girlfriend to think ‘Oh, does he do that too?’ [Whiney mock female voice] ‘Is that what you do when you’re with your friends?’

Girl Code_April RoseAPRIL ROSE: Your boyfriends friends are a reflection of who he is. He chooses who he wants to be surrounded by and if they’re all pieces of sh-# — you’re dating a piece of sh#@!

It can start with innocence and in lust, we’re
FLIRTING

Girl Code_NessaNESSA: Flirting is just a way of life. For us girls it comes naturally. It’s just like a sexual attraction and the we talk to a man (or a girl). It’s just that it’s natural game.

Girl Code_Carly AquilinoCARLY: THE TECHNIQUES to being a good flirt: Lean in when you’re talking to him, laugh at everything he says, even though you know it’s not funny and maybe whisper something in his ear very playful like, “How big is your d%#k?”

Girl Code_NessaNESSA: I Never know I’m flirting until a guys says, ‘Hey, you know – I think you’re feeling me. You wanna go out?’ and I’m like WHAT? Why would you say that? ‘Well you know earlier you were talking about how good I look.’ Yeah, because I needed you to move some boxes.

Girl Code_ Nicole ByerNICOLE: REASONS TO FLIRT – I’ll flirt to get a drink, I’ll flirt to get a date, I’ll flirt to get a screw driver and sometimes I’ll just flirting to get a new wig.

Girl Code_Jessimae PelusoJESSIMAE: When a dude flirts with you, sometimes you don’t even realize it, because you’re too self conscious – and he really likes you and you’re like, “How can he really like me?” He likes you. If he’s always touching you – he likes you, unless you’re bleeding and he’s touching you because he’s trying to help you.

Girl Code_Jordan CarlosJORDAN: If a guy is talking to you – he is flirting. That is bar none, okay. It’s true.

Girl Code_Alice WetterlundALICE: Tips on how to find out if a guy means it when he’s flirting – You can look for,  like stammering.  If he’s making like awkward attempts to touch you, if he has a full on erection [in the the movie theater], I feel bad for that guy, but he probably means it.

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Take away from this production only what you can use and discard the rest.
Learn the flirting rules (to your benefit) and have fun in relationship tests.

Let the flirt in you shine. Heck! Stop by and flirt with me.
I’m Qui
Serving Comedic GIRL CODE treats in the middle of the week. 

PS… My CODE is less attracted to your physical and more attracted to your good vibe and your skill.
I don’t have to marinate long to gin-up a reflective song – tis’ my natural flirtatious will.

 

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