On The Good Foot

In Comedy, Communication, education, Politics on November 11, 2022 at 3:15 am

Slip In a Funny| Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash

This morning I woke up smiling. Good morning to you.
Care you for coffee, tea, a joke or two?

Today’s menu is composed to invoke a laughing spirit to stick. —
So, today we will laugh about various Social and Economical Politics.

Every voting block is absolutely able
to gather around and toss important issues at the kitchen table.

What does that mean?
While you discern, I’ve got a few jokes for your seam.

Before I get started if I didn’t WARN you, I’d be wrong.
If you’re under 18 or have conservative seams, this is not your song.
These jokes are for the light-hearted, the laid-back, the grown.
WITHOUT further adieu, let’s get-it-on:

Son: “Mom can I get twenty bucks”
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money
Son: “Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?”


Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let’s get together and make some cents.

Q: What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: a $100 bill!

1. How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card!

2. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!

3. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

4. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!

The son said to his father ” I don’t understand politics dad ”

The father said ”I’ll give you an example. I bring money to the family, so I represent the upper class. Your mom uses the money on whatever necessary, she is the government. The maid who’s doing the chores represents the working class. Your grandpa… Click Here for a surprising understanding.

ECONOMICS can be POLITICAL, too. Which brings to mind, if money doesn’t grow on trees why do banks have branches?

Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A: A penny.

Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is “change” in the weather.

6. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle!

7. What do you call a man that irons clothes?
Iron Man!

8. How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut!

9. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain!

10. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool!

What’s cool is a companion. Do you have one? I have a Chihuahua, and I’m looking for a parrot…

Click here to learn HOW…

Get In Your Bag —

Q: Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they?
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn’t a nickel.

Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.

Q: Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween?
A: A kid dressed up as a 401 (K)

Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.

The quarter is much like the AMERICAN PEOPLE; full of good sense. THANK YOU for your vote on November 8th. I love our collective billing



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