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Saturday Night Reasons

In Communication, dance, Griot on August 29, 2020 at 5:06 pm

Good evening, most attractive. Exactly how goes your day?
Yesterday was a good Friday and I think today is going great.

Would you like a split peach onto your coveted plate?
Your taste is exquisite. Would you like it on your face?

This kiss, that is. I’m about that affectionate biz.

Gee golly-whiz, I do love a little word play.
A good reason to indulge is always on a Saturday.

In romance novels, the man squeezes and releases her.
This is a good time for deliverance; for tomorrow is Easter, sir.

Shall I release first, pray tell? I don’t mind if I do.
Tomorrow there’ll be eggs in the lawn and life will be anew.

Ooo. Me and you. We can ‘sho be reflectively creative.
When it comes to us being natural; we are Root Chakra related.

We give no thought to it. We do not debate it.
Me and you… you and me… Root Chakra related. 😛

Therefore, on this night we do indeed have reasons
to delve into self and make-good on ignored seasons.

how-to-fake-a-headache

Have you a headache now? Un-uhn. Not tonight dear boys and girls.
Take some BC POWDER and a nice long shower then prepare to rock your mate’s world.

Make tonight hotter than Saturday Night Fever could’ve ever conjured.
Invoke love into the universe; be revived at the sunrise’s bonjour.

I absolutely think that we should.
I’ll bring the water, you bring the good…

liquor. At least I didn’t say “lick her.”

It would be inappropriate to post.
So, in the morning, how would you like your toast?

B.O.B. aka Buttered-on-Both sides? Of course after the bacon and egg combo surprise.

Got it! It’s been in the air for centuries – only I recently thought it.

I think I’m going to exercise it. Surely this is the season.
The cv can’t stand the heat; indulge in Saturday Night Reasons.

Love making is a natural exercise. When was the last time that you were in the gym?
I’m Qui
Getting-it-in tonight, because tomorrow morning we’ll be revived by the church hymn.

It’s who we are as a people. We’ll get it all in, regardless of pew under steeple.

Am I right? Having said as much, act with natural reason tonight. Retire early with your beau or girly and make natural heat rise.

“Reasons” date back to the beginning of time.

SO GONE…

By Jill Scott

Erykah Badu - Bump It, natural exercise, Root Chakra, Saturday Night Fever, Saturday Night Reasons, sex

Saturday Night Reasons

In Communication, dance, Griot, Music, News, Science, Self Improvement, Video on April 11, 2020 at 5:28 pm

Good evening, most attractive. Exactly how goes your day?
Yesterday was Good Friday and I think today is going great.

Would you like a split peach onto your coveted plate?
Your taste is exquisite. Would you like it on your face?

This kiss, that is.
I’m about that affectionate biz.

Gee golly-whiz, I do love a little word play.
A good reason to indulge is always on a Saturday.

In romance novels, the man squeezes and releases her.
This is a good time for deliverance; for tomorrow is Easter, sir.

Shall I release first, pray tell? I don’t mind if I do.
Tomorrow there’ll be eggs in the lawn and life will be anew.

Ooo. Me and you. We can ‘sho be reflectively creative.
When it comes to us being natural; we are Root Chakra related.

We give no thought to it. We do not debate it.
Me and you… you and me… Root Chakra related. 😛

Therefore, on this night we do indeed have reasons
to delve into self and make-good on ignored seasons.

Have you a headache now? Un-uhn. Not tonight dear boys and girls.
Take some BC POWDER and a nice long shower then prepare to rock your mate’s world.

Make tonight hotter than Saturday Night Fever could’ve ever conjured.
Invoke love into the universe; be revived at the sunrise’s bonjour.

I absolutely think that we should.
I’ll bring the water, you bring the good…

liquor.
At least I didn’t say “lick her.”

It would be inappropriate to post.
So, in the morning, how would you like your toast?

B.O.B. aka Buttered-on-Both sides?
Of course after the bacon and egg combo surprise.

Got it!
It’s been in the air for centuries – only I recently thought it.

I think I’m going to exercise it. Surely this is the season.
The cv can’t stand the heat; indulge in Saturday Night Reasons.

Love making is a natural exercise. When was the last time that you were in the gym?
I’m Qui
Getting-it-in tonight, because tomorrow morning we’ll be revived by the Easter hymn.

It’s who we are as a people.
We’ll get it all in, regardless of pew under steeple.

Am I right?
Having said as much, act with natural reason tonight.
Retire early with your beau or girly and make natural heat rise.

“Reasons” date back to the beginning of time.

BUMP IT

By Erykah Badu

Brett Kavanaugh, dirty booty, farter, foul smell, Janet Jackson, Judiciary hearing, Matt Damon, respect women, SNL, The one who smelled it dealt it

The One Who Smelled it Dealt it

In Communication, Griot, Networking, News, Politics, Self Improvement, Video on October 3, 2018 at 5:35 am

Unbearable.

I remember that saying from the early days of being a child.
It was the going-response when a foul smell was on the prowl.

The phrase was used to halt suspicion; a verbal deflection from the smell emitter.
Still, it didn’t deter the gas that came to pass; farters aren’t quitters.

But farters are the ones who deal the gas,
then they announce the funk followed by a weak laugh.

The laugh ends with them saying, “It wasn’t me.”
To farters, the attempt to deflect is always key.

The air is assaulted and all of their peers realize quick–
It’s so obvious that the one who smelled it dealt it.

This phrase is re-emerging and I am not a child.
Kavanaugh assaulting women and being offended at the recollection is wild.
He cries foul.

Any chance that you saw SNL?
Matt Damon to the coffin was the nail:

The prez bragged about grabbing women by the “P,”
then defends Kavanaugh’s innocence; wanting me to believe.

He’s crying foul for the farting child because he smells a lot like him.
If the Judiciary man-pack can’t see past their scrotum sacks
our justice system is gravely grim.

Are you still praying to God for a situational hem? I am.
Because when it comes to respecting women, America doesn’t give a damn.

“They” are not alone in their actions, take a look around the world.
A lying male child is worth your while; to hell with an honest girl.

Do I take it personally? Yes, I do, just a little bit.
I’m like Janet Jackson – cock-eyed biases make me sick.

Get this right America, or that smell will lay claim to your ass,
I’m Qui
and America’s lack of wisdom is comparable to dirty-booty gas.

You think respecting women equally will unleash some kind of hell?
Consider that more women are voting for women to avoid sack smell.