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Oh, I’ve been thinking…

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, News, Self Improvement, Video on May 29, 2020 at 1:10 am

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As if I ever stop thinking.
For if I retreat from my thoughts, I may resort to drinking.

Who am I fooling? I am already familiar with the practice.
At the end of the day, my vodka toast to tomorrow is “I got this.”

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Oh yes, Happy Friday! I insist on being such today.
I’ve got my scripts and a camera on my hip – I am ready to play

because I’ve been thinking… and a bit too much.
I’ve been busy with intellectualism and less with love.

For that, I apologize.
I’m a woman about quality and less about the size.

Good morning sweetheart. Open and focus your beautiful eyes.
The world is at hand, what doth this day hold in surprise?

To God be the glory and the limit is the sky,
I’m Qui
Up thinking about longevity, love, you, and I.

Let’s prepare to go long.

Let’s re-focus on THE LORAX and our home:

Thursday Purse-Day

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Music, Networking, News, Self Improvement, Video on May 14, 2020 at 9:15 am

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Perhaps you’re looking to clutch a high-end FERAGAMO, DOLCE, HAMMITT VIP or a COACH woman’s bag?
For if you know women and their shoes, without a matching purse, the outfit may pose a lag

to her fashion composition, so —
in this piece we’ll broach, “How To LET IT GO.”

No ma’am, don’t LET GO of that work of art by SALAVATORE.
Without which those shoes, will go from fab to chore and even, bore.

Thursday is a great day to focus on a new pair of shoes,
and fashion the purse to not be a holder of blues.

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The PURSE speaks volumes in tandem with a statement shoe.

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Holder. Just saying the word makes me think of our former USAG.
Golden melanin, a calmer era then that yielded a surplus to we.

God bless he, as I am truly talking about an item
that could also reside in Former VP Joe Biden

and that is, the withal to be properly represent and be on point
in a global ensemble outfit that is a world joint.

You know?
What’s a woman without her clothes?

She is naked.
I won’t even fake it,

I enjoy being nude.
But to show ass or a knock-off bag is just rude.

Am I right? Therefore I write
in griot verses with pivotal insight.

I’ve no gripe, just looking for a new bag.
One that has proper lining and smells not of ball sac. 😛

You can understand that? Can’t you?
What’s in your bag? Is it yellow or blue?

Yellow is a sunny hue,
Drama is lined best in blue.

I like them both, in a shoe and a bag.
A progressive fashion sense is what I have.

It’s okay that we encompass bag hues,
just don’t ever let your bag be bigger than you,

unless it’s filled with cash.
Period.  — a MEGAN Thee STALLION bag!
Then hit me up when you get that.

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FUNDY

In Comedy, Communication, education, Griot, Networking, News, Self Improvement on May 11, 2020 at 9:02 am

You know what I think fun is? Maybe you don’t.
Though if you don’t ask me, then you won’t,

so I’d like to share with you my thoughts
on fun under the sun that can’t be bought

and has proven over time to de-bump the bumpy.
This act, dear kinfolk, is what I call a FUNDY.

It can happen on a Monday but most often towards the weekend.
Because we all know “monotony” can’t survive when you’re among friends

and so, the weekend slots have a history of being a fun day.
But that’s no reason to not try “the feeling” on a Monday.

Monday’s fun doesn’t spell out like the weekends choice.
Monday’s fun uses an insiders voice….

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of wisdom.
Are you familiar with the works of Shirley Chisholm?

If you are familiar then you may be thinking, “right on,” or “here we go,”
because Mrs. Chisholm was about FUNDY in public service, yo.

The road she travelled was much like our own
fun likely started tapering off as she got grown,

because we all know that “grown people don’t play,”
Mrs. Chisholm found gamification in leading the way.

Make “being well informed and staying on your toesinto a game.
One that you take pride in carrying out with no shame.

Social lockdown can cause your social calendar to look funky,
so replace that funk-block with some in-house FUNDY.

Take the day by the rays and forge the universe with your desire.
It would help if you had on board a little Shirley Chisholm fire.

Never mind that she was a Sagittarius; a Fire Sign up in neigh –
she mastered socio-economics in The House per the New York way.

The good news is we don’t all have to be fire signs to rile up a difference.
Use your air, earth and water chemistry to course correct our systemics.

All that is required for us to win this,
is you committing your best in it.
All truth, please; no gimmick.
Make every Monday a FUNDY – then go with it!

Insist the universe yield towards our way or else
the people may stop stacking capitalist wealth.

I mean, let’s be real… after all economics is just a game —
and the fact that it is spread out over 2% of our nation is a shame.

The Stock Market?
My response is: Kick rocks, kid. 😛

It ain’t really working;
businesses are bleeding and hurting

of all sizes, campuses and halls.
They cannot course correct without us, y’all.

They need us to need them; so they yield no support. Rt Pt Arrow “Get back to work!”
Trust, if you say “I quit,” Lft Pt Arrowyou won’t be alone and corporations will hurt.

Your employer will feel it, too.
They aren’t working ON SITE; they want you to.

You do still have to pay the rent, so what will you do?
Child, tell God about it then focus your sights on YOU.

Focus on your abs and laugh more. What type of jokes do you find funny?
Really? That’s cool. Me, too. Use jokes to make everyday a FUNDY.


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Don’t even get me started on cardio; you know that I need to workout,
the good news is you can do it in or out of bed! Fundy is what it’s all about.

Perception makes the course correction. Gamification provides the way,
I’m Qui
still loving on thee, like a maternal she – as we play out this Monday.

Nope. Today will not be funky
because YOU insist on making it a FUNDY.

Do it.

BORED or BOARD STIFF

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Music, News, Self Improvement, Video on May 6, 2020 at 7:32 am

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Please do not confuse BORED STIFF with BOARD STIFF. They are two different kinds.
One can dull you into abyss while the other is a lucky woman’s find.

Yes, yes. I do know my words.
Bored is what the admin is giving us but Board can be a verb

if the owner is wielding it properly.
Word Play lives on Hump Day and of course there ain’t no stopping me.

Especially when I am BORED STIFF.
The dispensary down the way is selling a lift…

Supposedly a hydroponic gift?
I found some male seeds in the mix.

I like a little nut…
it’s not too much.

Hydroponics? I’m hooked on phonics; I’m over here learning, yo —
about Creative Directives, Aristotle’s Triad and Google’s SEO.

There is no time to be boxed in by encroaching bores.
There’s always time to brain massage, build neuropathy and soar.

What are you doing with your precious time
on this fluid flowing mid-week grind?

Are you watching the news a little? That’s fine.
Though it’s a bored man’s way of passing time.

Mr. please don’t be bored too long.
The Mrs. much prefers you be board long.

It’s an adage to an old song,
but from “the Mrs.” to a Mr. Jones.

We should definitely get a better “thing going on.”
My surname is Carter, but I’ll go by Mrs.  Jones.

My engine revs best at the mornings sunrise.
I’m into the majestic woods… the timber after the rise.

Yes, yes beloved. Today is the day
that we fancy up to a little word play.

Words are dual and can be quite strong.
Dubious words yield double play and can double down on wrong.

Use them correctly or leave them alone.
Silence is golden. Let it reign long.

If you are not learned, educated; if knowledge isn’t already sown for sprout,
it is best that you say nothing, it’s best that you purse your mouth.

For in the company of the learned, scholars will pick up the whiff
that your mind is a tiny find and it will render them Bored Stiff.

I’m rarely bored with the board. Bring it on! It’s Hump Day,
I’m Qui
a scholarly she on a little (or rather BIG) word play.

Shake things up; play scrabble with your gal or mister.
If the kids are away allow me to suggest a game of TWISTER.

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Use “the board” to score
on Sealy a little more!

Keep Rolling

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, News, Self Improvement, TV Shows on April 29, 2020 at 5:15 am

tide-rolling inRolling, rolling, rolling, keep those grind wheels rolling. Rolling, rolling, rolling like Tides.
Covid one-nine’s trolling, the gov. is not beholden, we’re losing time that’s golden; it’s gone by.

Is there a man or women? Ignorance: an omen. Girls and guys please cover your hides.
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Get ’em up, get ’em up, get ’em up – standards up and progress (forward) in life.
Don’t be scared to take care, no chances or dares as Covid rolls by.

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Catch the beat and cover your hide.
Pray and lay low until a vaccine is nigh.

Qui

Gotta Love

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, News, Video on April 20, 2020 at 5:15 am

1-Whitney-Cummings.gifComedy isn’t dead, but the genre is kind-of buried.
Covid19 came onto the scene and anxiousness began to hurry.

But it doesn’t have to.
If anyone should be laughing – it should be me and you.

So I went on the hunt for a invoking find
and found laughter in the round around Whitney’s behind.


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She explores genders lying, mass story-buying, and the accepted consequence.
I,Tonya” was a lying stinker, while “Catch Me If You Can” was a blockbuster hit!

Gotta Love how women get down.
Though both genders reign equally in being the “mass class clown.”

One laugh, two laughs, three laughs, fo,’
I’m a sapiosexual who digs John Leguizamo:

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Oh! His last name is fun to pronounce, but it’s the braun of his brains
that composes the routines that make him a household name.

Laughter has very little shame. Without restraint, I give into.
When was the last time you were comedy intertwined? Well that’s too long, boo.
It’s time that you laugh a belly-who.

Today is Monday and all is not lost.
Just be sure to coat serious situations in silly sauce.

O’ you must. You must.
In God and laughter– we can trust.

Let nothing taint your laugh box;
direct unnecessary seriousness to: kick rocks.

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RELIANCE on SCIENCE

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What’s happening with COVID19 and the lack of scientific testing results,
leaves me no choice but to stay lightly poised to laugh-off my butt.

So let’s start with any series streaming
that makes today look comedic; flip our bad scene’ing.

The series below is still “queen’ing,” and has a multi complexioned glow.
I’m talking about Robin Thede‘s A BLACK LADY’S SKETCH SHOW.

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Comedy is good for the soul; on it, laughter is reliant.
Gotta Love Black Women, sketch shows and Science.

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TODAY’S LAUGHTER

laughter-pillTodays Laughter is a little hard to find.
Sleights are divvied often by a roster flying blind.

Todays Laughter will be sponsored by you.
But only if you stay well and make it through.

Live mindful, care for self and forget not to comedy-hook,
I’m Qui
Be encouraged to keep living and take your cue from The Brooks:

YouTube: https://youtu.be/LMuBwcHqaGc

You Gotta Love relative and funny material,
CV19 can’t keep us from laughing ourselves into hysteria.

We need it.
Let today’s contents seed it. 🙂

A SIGN of the WHO

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, News on April 8, 2020 at 5:28 pm
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We’re all different but the same.

When is your birthday and what is your sign?
Which one is responsible for your irresistible shine?

For such queries, I turn to my character bible – on a dime.
For therein, I lace up characters traits by divvying them a sign.

Most times if I’m in a bind and I need a resourceful cat to rise,
I make the character a Sagittarius with alluring and captivating eyes.

Do you write? If you do, you’re probably a romantic with a huge ego.
I’d also be willing to bet, that you, my dear, may be a Leo.

Or I’ll assume that you know of one.
Leo’s are sunny and encompass bold fun.

Though, if you’re shy from being loud and still manage to draw a crowd every where you go,
you, o’ charming one may be a Virgo.

Picky, picky, you are and like the Leo mentioned before you,
feline are particular indeed but even they can’t resist to adore you.

Leo’s are picky and particular but when it comes to tact they can fall prey ‘to forgo.’
Tact is a built-in trait, that is often present in the Aquarius flow – and I love them, yo.

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Mixed Bag of Nuts

Don’t you?
For their dearest friends there’s little that they wouldn’t do.
Aquarius’ love Leo’s and that’s good because Leo’s love them, too.
Ooo.

If I’m looking for a strong fire; an interactive tease,
I tend to script the dominance of those towering Aries.
Ooo wee.
Do you have an Aries in your life? I have a 3.

Are you one to fall for the melodramatic and emotions of the sea?
Then you might be a fan of the 2-fish-band Pisces.

They are soft-hearted, fun, giving and open.
They don’t mind crying, wallowing and mopin.

Their easy going nature is good for intimate goatin.’
If crafting a character with underlying motives, I make him a blowfish.

I love a person that comes with their own side,
therefore, when I think double-stitch, I think Gemini.

Double-stitch on an Italian shoe looks good and on most leather goods – it is word,
but if you’re looking for smart and practicality – then Capricorn is verb.

They are sweet and sour; yield depth and power. Capricorn’s rarely take NO for an answer.
And that vibes well with depths of the “VIP Cancer.”

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They’re different but the same.

When it comes to being aristocratic, Cancers own the slot,
They can thrive in a barrel of chaos, where Libra will not.

Chaos throws the scales off balance and vision gets hazy,
scripting a Libra is favorited for the charmed, the romantic and crazy.

Leo’s are crazy too, as are those duplicitous Gemini’s,
but no one is more consistent than Scorpio on the stinging rise.

Do you love a Scorpio? I love several,
I script these personalities if I want to chase off the devil.

They can be some stern folks, and that ain’t no bull.
Speaking bull from shoes to attitude Taurus‘ arsenal is full.

So when scripting a character who walks boldly and cares not to fold,
Taurus comes to mind and their shoe game is always gold.

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Chris Paul is a TAURUS. Who knew? #ShoeGame

We’re all different but the same
and it’s fun to identify with a zodiac name.

So, When is your birthday and what is your sign?
I’m Qui
Loyal to the soil, Leo is my sign and I’m big on playtime.

What do you think about zodiac and signs?
Use the comments section to weigh-in your chime.

Good Morning World

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, News on March 16, 2020 at 6:42 am
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Good Morning World. Are you home today?
Is COVID19 putting a dent in your slay?

I heard. I heard. I, too, am not going out for much.
I work from home a lot; utilizing the mono touch.

God bless the folks that flew into O’Hare airport;
packed in that facility like sardines of sort.

I’m so sorry you were there. I hope that you are well.
November is coming. Please bare out this spell.

Vote away the hell. Use your vote as your voice.
We can get better or die. Good life is a choice.

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Is America sitting in the shorter short bus?

There’s a pandemic at play and we don’t want to acknowledge
that it has come to claim souls from nursing homes to college.

It has come to affect us all; every living man under the sun.
If COVID19 doesn’t claim the soul, it seeks to scar the lungs.

Beloved World: as a child of God, you will fall by none.
Talk to Him, again. Health favor. Get some.

It’s for you, too,
if prayer is a thing you can remember to do.

It’s morning and the stock market is flat, kid.
It’s a rich mans problem; el facade racket.

Pumping money into the markets, doesn’t make the virus go away.
Kinfolk we are on our own, if we are to survive this sway.

Life on pause.
I’m in here with y’all.

And I’m not sure how long this will last,
so I’ll make it my business to bring the laughs.

Today is a good time to engage in a movie streaming app
and sit around with your kids with a bowl of popcorn in your lap.

NETFLIX Monday
sounds like a necessary fun day.

Sounds like a day where we can reclaim familial glory
and maybe convey to the the kids a Biblical story.

There are so many stories that parallel this day that we are in.
The Bible is not a fictional book, but a chronicle of past kin.

Please respect the wisdom, therein.
Get with fam and renew your bond, again.

Good Morning World, I’ve got you on my mind,
I’m Qui
perched in a tree, praying for the world and the healing of mankind.

A Light Affair

In Comedy, Griot, News, Self Improvement on March 9, 2020 at 4:30 am

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The weekend was great: Friday felt V.I.P. special,
Saturday was kind and Sunday smacked the devil.

What more could you want? Please do say.
I’ve got a few funnies to share on this Monday.

Care you to comprehend? Lean in close.
I don’t want to print too loudly and pull anyone’s goat.
You know?

Below are a few
hardy-hars & yoo-hoo’s
that I’d like you to give a looksy to.
A little abdominal agitation is good for you.

What do you mean “Who’s going around laughing-it-up these days?”
As long as God gifts me with life I’m making jokes out of melee.
Let’s laugh at self a little. Eh?

February came and went quickly; love quickened the day but did it glow?
Many were proposed to and many said no, too; thus our first joke:
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Speaking of “proposal’s,” I had to compose one last night
for a multimedia client whose in the market for a website.

I was bar none when composing the user experience and shopping for interface.
I spent hours & hours with no sour; time flies when your work is your play.

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Gamification is the way.
Remember when we found fun in everything, yesterday?

If you’re reading this piece, you have got to look back and laugh —
at how God has delivered you; you used to be bad.

I’m kidding. No you weren’t. Really. You were not.
Mucous is an endearing fluid – that’s why mom calls you “a snot.”
Because “bad,” — you were not.

I have enjoyed every birthday that has delivered me to:
being grown and doing what I want to do.

So,

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The kids are not looking;  it’s just me and you.

Lean in close I’ve been reading folks texts —
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I didn’t make it up. I just shared.
I asked for your permission first, because I care.

I care so much that I would at least stick around until the sun rips the scene. And because I’m from the South, I’ll rise and cook everything.

Nothing wrong with it. I just like to admit it.

Speaking of sunrises, I’m trying to get out of this house before the suns rise but not before kicking it with you over smiles on life and tell you that “you stay on my mind and are always a muse for me when I’m on my grind.”

Having said as much I have to run. Do take care.
I’m Qui
Let’s make this day A Light Affair.

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A Hand and A Stand

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, News, TV Shows on February 5, 2020 at 5:45 am

The title crossed my mind last night. A Hand and A Stand should not to be confused with “a handstand.” I was happy to tune in to the State of The Union address. It was interesting and reminded me of

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A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, please stand up.”

After a few seconds Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, “Do you think that you’re stupid, Johnny?” “No ma’am,” he replied. “But I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.”

There was quite a bit of standing at the #SOTU.
Republican should have worn house shoes —

the way that they were up-and-down in their seats so often.
If this were routine exercise, less butts would be softened.

Congress is full of spineless and mushy butts.
So, I know last night’s glute work drove them nuts.

Butt — it was fun to watch.
Every two lines, they would stand on-the-clock.

The American People are watching, as well as our global neighbors and kin.
I’m not the only one who was entertained by the constant and pointless standin.’

skating-elephantThe #SOTU was entertaining but nothing to leave you “in the know.”
Though it picked up significantly when it turned into a game show.

Remember all of the guests who were surprised that they had to act
like the Pres was surprising them after the dated fact?

Not one guest looked surprised – still it was good to know
that folks are compliant and came out to the show.

Though the state of our union, we still do not know.
I think that part of the speech hit the cutting room flo.’

Then again, truth be told, I know exactly how we’re doin,’.
If Congress reflected the people, there’d have been a lot of boo’in

in the esteemed gallery last night.
Civility is necessary; it was proper to oblige.

shrek-donkey-says-no.gifCongress displayed a pride; not quite model civilians.
At least the Democrats didn’t act-out like Joe Wilson.

Regardless of party – we are all family and we need to respect
each other/one another and slack-not on the “check.”

If your brother is wrong, it’s okay to hold his hand
and remind him of what’s right. No applaud – no stand.

The children are watching. So what does it mean, man?
Be a role model for the kids; tomorrow they’ll run the land

and not appreciate you, boo. Congress: bless your souls.
Many of you will be seeking re-election at the polls.

Mm-hm. Your way of business is getting old. I think it’s time to dip, man!
I’m Qui
On my way to the gym, I’m working on my handstand.

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