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A Bag of LIFE

In #SeveralLayersDeep, Comedy, Communication, education, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement on January 8, 2021 at 10:24 am

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When it comes to bull corn do you really need to know —
down to the last detail from whence it traveled to and fro?

Will not knowing truly throw you into a rut?
You already know what you need to know – just check-in with your gut.

Sit quietly with eyes closed and ask the universe a question or two —
then check-in with your intuition; it’s always true to you.

Then open your eyes and thank God for the depths of truth.
Thank God that you’re not going to hell in a hand basket; His grace is holding you.

So what – if you’ll never know if a man is telling the truth from the start.
Let folks say what they want – know that God knows their heart.

Embracing this grace will prove you to look and feel smart.
Don’t let questionable chatter and worldly banter pierce your heart.

Staying focused on God is indeed a necessary art.
Your intuition is your compass; use it to chart.

What are your thoughts? Do tell what you think.
I’m Qui
and you’re quite intuitive if you think something stinks.

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What I Do Know

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A seasoned dancer.

I do know that God is real and that in Him I trust.
What crimes need be committed to warrant the chant: “Lock her up?”

I suppose if Mueller found no wrong doings – then the Clintons must be squeaky clean.
I also know the government does what it wants to take-away from and to add-to any scene.

The worlds way… it’s an old thing, it’s musty and resembles an old box.
I do know that my intuition is gold and that my connection with God rocks.

It’s also true that if you don’t stand for something that you will fall for any old thing.
I do know that we have a creator and it is of Him, to thee I sing.

Wear the cares of this world like salt over your shoulder,”
after mom delivered me those words she turned to granny and said, “I told her!

My ancestors wanted me to know that there is nothing new under the sun.
What I Do Know is that they weren’t lying. Today’s safety is in Wisdom. Get you some.

Don’t spend your time running in packs devised under peer-influenced controls.
God is watching and time is clocking; Vote your interests and pray for your soul.

I don’t need to know it all,
to know not to fall.

This is What I do Know.

What you do with today is solely on you.
Don’t play to the mundane. Call it “an old thang” – that you just don’t do.
On the real, if you want to heal then turn off the news too.

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 LET’S ROCK OUT ON LOVE –
It may be our last true defense.

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Okay. You know me well and how I feel about love.
I’m down to start my day with grown play,  a smile and a genuine hug.

I’m down to tell you just how much your good energy makes me smile.
I do believe love makes cross-country journeying feel like one mile.

Unbiased love is the good stuff, child.
Give some today; be guilty of doling it out.

A good life is yours to live and requires not one day of pout.
Give it and it’ll come back to you; love uses a boomerang rout.

When was the last time that you were God-smacked with love?
I’m Qui
and I’m God-smacking you now. Open up, I’m coming in for the hug.

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Walk It Out

In Comedy, dance, Griot, Music, Networking, Self Improvement, Video on December 30, 2020 at 4:51 am

Sitting too long isn’t good for you.  I’m a writer and I sit like, “Ooo. Is there any reason to stand and don shoes?”  But sitting too long can yield our postures big blues.

I should know, I have TMJD — so keeping a good balance is good for me.

One should be often about walking to and fro. Several months back, I had Vertigo.

And good balance was not “a working thing” that day. It took more than 12-hours to dissipate.

I felt like I was on a boat – without a doubt. The only thing I wanted to do was “straight-away” Walk It Out.

Have you ever been there, at any point where your body does something unfair?

It happens and it happened.  Resist most urges to pout. — Live in the moment proactively and always: Walk It out.

Chris Rock used to have a joke in reference to resilience; I love him.  He referenced black families walking off disease and applying Robitussin:

It’s Hump Day and I’m feeling it. Good things are coming your way – I’m sending it.  When the video editing is done – I’m rendering it.  Take the day by the horns and insist good be born in it. Alas, when all resolutions are good-to-go, put a pin in it.

Stand still for no one and nothing; move expeditiously to get things done.

I’m Qui

‘gonna Walk It Out with thee – straight into 2021.

I think we’re going to LIKE it:

Collect Yourself and Laugh

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Movies, News, Self Improvement, Video on December 11, 2020 at 8:06 am

Good Morning America — And I am not talking to the show.

I’m talking to you, o’ beloved kinfolk.

It’s the weekend and I’m speaking – so, (ahem) here you go:

Do tell what you’re up to; your charted to and fro?

 

It’s good that you know the route in which you are headed.

Waste no time, research & draw lines, to duly go and get it.

 

Forgo feeling anxious or feeling out of sorts.

Life is a game and you’re quite the sport.

 

Collect Yourself and compose this day.

The board is set. It’s time to play.

 

Starting your own business? This is a doozy of a time.

Still, don’t be deterred to let your skill-capacity shine.

 

Plan, plan, plan, and execute it to a “t.”

Success follows plans best. Plan your strategy.

 

Nope, it isn’t easy, but you’ve got moxie, bae!

Collect Yourself to stack your wealth; always meditate and pray.

Once you are collected, sit back and sip some tea

while you execute plan, pitch & land new legacy.

 

Please don’t be affected

by politics and the un-collected.

 

What is real is CORONA. But you can forgo it by putting a mask-on-ya.’

 

There’ll be no clubbing tonight

until we get governance right.

 

Governance need not be an external force that is felt. Govern, mask, and Collect Yourself. 

You have the power to virus-devour, and it doesn’t require great wealth,

I’m Qui

Love and humanity are key for the legacy of “we.” Please, Collect Yourself.

Dear America: please pull-it-together.

Then share this bit: 

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?” “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”