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POWER Gripping

In Griot, Networking, TV Shows, Video on July 19, 2017 at 5:58 am
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Tony Teresi threatens to reveal Ghost if he doesn’t have Tommy deliver 20 Grand a week to his dying wife.

OMG and Ooo Wee! Did you see POWER Sunday night?
Angela, Ghost and Tommy all have their fights:

  • Ghost is still in jail.
  • The prosecution team is still giving him hell.
  • Angela is focused on her own vengeance spell.
  • She is  the ‘hold up’ in preventing Ghosts’ bail.

My goodness, kinfolk, Sunday night was a familial hard selll:
Kanan is building Tariq a rap sheet; to secure his future FAIL.
Dre’ knows Kanan’s kicking it with Riq but can’t tell.

Accessory to Burglary
even for a minor is a felony…

So he didn’t and the story was further hard hittin’
Teresi is on lockdown with feelings that he should be winnin.’

With thoughts of swindlin’ and grinnin he approached Jamie in the yard,
identified him as Ghost and insisted on bribing him for 20 large.

Ghosts told Proctor when he came to visit him
To give Teresi what he wants —  because he’s divvying Ghost’s grim.

power-prosecutor-john1st chair D.A. John enlists Teresi to get info on Ghost.
He’s looking for a move that could render Jamie toast.

While Tommy delivered the first bribe of 20 grand
He chatted it up with the “bribe receiving” hand.

He asked a series of questions that Jamie sent via Proctor
and when he mentioned the “Stoletti case” he could tell, he got ’em.

Now I personally don’t “know” the Saletti” case
but it was clear Tommy hit a nerve by the look on the guys face.

So the next time the two inmates met in the yard it was a viewers blessing.
Ghost duly set things straight between him and Tony Teresi.

Ghost slipped a rip about the Saletti case and stuff
and nodded condolences on Teresi’s wifes cancer being rough.

Though in light of “Saletti” – he won’t be wearing Teresi’s bribing cuffs.
Still I feel for Teresi, Jamie’s speech may not be enough.

Teresi’s wife is dying of Cancer and she doesn’t have long to live,
so him bribing Ghost is more of a necessary and a not a negotiable give.

So we will see where that goes…
Will Ghosts’ checkmate on Teresi end his woes?

The writers are not showing their hand on that piece
but there’s chaos on every page – a scripts slow release.

power-julio-dreDre told Tommy that he and Julio were Federally hauled in
and that Julio talked to the Feds longer than the span of his begin-to-end.

Julio on his beat ran into Cristobal
who complained about his soldier who is currently on the fall.

Cristobal complained to Julio of his injured hot headed grunt,
and how he doesn’t appreciate Tommy running over his legs – a wreckless stunt.

Cristobal further questioned how Julio is the boss
and let is slip it’s not a title bestowed, but comes at a cost.

Then he dropped the mic and walked off
leaving Julio looking like he wanted to bawl.

Julio took that conversation to Tommy to file a complaint.
But only soldiers talk to Tommy and a soldier Julio – AIN’T!

Tommy had no sympathy for Cristobal’s bedridden goon
and told Julio he better pull it together soon.

Something tells me,
Julio ain’t gone hone this beat.

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Cristobal never smiles in character.

Dre ran into Cristobal at the club
and the two of them discussed Julio “screwing up.”

I’m not really sure why Dre was talking to him,
but it’s likely because Dre wants to be the DISTRO gem.

Enough about him, what about Tasha and the fam?
Tasha dropped by the prison to speak to Ghost and say, “Damn!

Angela’s has been calling me quite a bit as of late…
she said she offered you a deal that you didn’t take.

She said it was an offer that would save the kids and me?
She thinks that she and I should be on the same team.”

Basically Tasha stopped by the prison in short
to prove to Ghost that he still has her heart,

but she also meant
no future deals are to be made or spent

before running it by her – because it’s a huge part of her life.
After all Ghost created this situation that cleaves to his wife.

power-lakieshaAnd then there’s LaKeisha and all that she’s got:
Tommy, her kid and OH LORD! Not the shop?!

Another warrant and FBI cops locked the shop down as she left one night.
In a panic she called Tasha looking for the light,

Tasha knew nothing; Her problems are overwhelming and by a few.
Dre placed a call to Tommy, because the FBI also shut down TRUTH.

All of Jamie St. Patricks assets are frozen and what was further not cool,
is that when Tasha retrieved the kids at 3, she was informed they’re suspended from school.

Because of insufficient funds.
They usually auto-draft, but there was none.

Could things get any lower? The script was going downhill and strong,
Then Angela looks over Truth surveillance footage and concludes she was wrong.

She watched minute-by-minute footage before and after Greg died
and saw not one minute that Ghost had a gun to hide.
It became obvious the mole is still active and alive…

Like I said the writers hand is invisible and I’m not even tripping,
I’m Qui
and it’s that kind of skill set that keeps Starz POWER Gripping.

This is a strong liq that I don’t mind sipping.

FARGO’s Uh-Oh

In Griot, Networking, TV Shows on July 17, 2017 at 4:55 am

Rays girlfriend & ex-con Nikki

Okay, I don’t know if you’re still looking
But FARGO, Season 3 is predicate booking.

There are 3 Stussy’s: 2 brothers and 1 unrelated Ms. —
A pricey vintage stamp collection is the younger brothers wish.

The older brother, Emmit is rich because he cashed in the stamps.
The younger brother, Ray is broke and is ‘Bridge Game’ amp’d.

The thing about Ep. 1 of Season 3
Is it parallels the White Houses troubles.

Oh Lawd and Ooo wee.
Did someone say (outside influence) bribery?

L-R: Emmit and Ray Stussy

So, let’s start with Emmit:
Not long ago he received a short term loan.
Alas his date of due pay has come in strong.

He’s made many calls to repay the loan
But found no one answers the lenders phone.

He & business partner Syd knew not what was wrong
Until the lender showed up and said it’s NOT a loan.

V.M. Varga is the villain lenders name
He insists the $1 million was an investment into Emmits lane.

Emmit and Sy think this is insane but Varga offered no out,
While Ennis Stussy is mistakenly murdered via Ray’s pout.

Ray hired a parolee to rob Emmit and get the vintaged stamp
But the parolee botched the job & got Rays gf amp’d.

Rays tempered gf is Nikki and she’s an ex-con (likely county not fed).
She pryed the a/c from her apt. window and dropped it on the parolees head.

Because the parolee lost Emmits address memo, he located and killed the wrong guy.
He killed Ennis Stussy not Emmitt. Ennis lived a lowly shop keepers life.

Chief of Police Gloria Burgle is the late Ennis Stussy’s step daughter

Ennis’ step daughter is the Chief of Police and she’s the one that found him dead
That was around the time the a/c fell onto the paroles head

across town.
FARGO is wild yo! True stories take the crown.

Season 3 has already concluded in tale totality.
I’m just now enjoying the run ON DEMAND. They held it there from me.

FARGO is an account of true recollections that you’ve got to see.
If you missed it but want to catch it – it’s FX ON DEMAND for free.

If you subscribe to satellite or cable
“Free” is the word used because it’s rewind able.

I’ve not ever been to N. Dakota but legend has it therein have been a lot of Uh-Oh’s.
I’m Qui
A pretty hard core fan of ON DEMAND and their archives of FARGO.

Ps— just so ya know transparency is sheer I’m hear to report Season 4 will be out in 3 years. It’s just pending — No cancellation jeers.

POWER Full

In Communication, Griot, Networking, TV Shows on July 16, 2017 at 3:45 am

power-raina-confronts-angela.pngWe’re 3-feet in, as in 3 episodes into the series Power
And not one darn moment has been boring or sour

even and amidst the in-house and familial quarrels.
The FBI has not been shy in serving up warrants.

First at Tasha and Ghosts’ place– though now we are to call Ghost James.
Second the FBI raided TRUTH & introduced a gun into the game.

The gun was planted in Ghosts office behind the wet bar
Turning certain evidence from probable to gold star. ⭐️

What about Kanan? Or shall we call him Slim?
He’s the power source to Tariq’s dark & grim.

Kanans evil intents are finger prints all over Ghosts’ fam,
While Angela presses forward on ‘not giving a damn.’

The FBI warrants were a slam to further embolden the line
That Angela believes Ghost indeed took Greg’s life.

Wow. All of this from the chick
Who was trying to assume Tasha’s schtick.

James was Ghost-thick and for one moment he lost true sight
Of how dangerous his life could really be shagging an FBI agent at night.

Webp.net-gifmaker (4).gifAngela is the changing variable in the St. Patrick’s way of life.
Yet the burden to clean this up this mess belongs to “the wife.”

It’s a bumb-deal but Tasha really has no choice,
She’s got 3 reasons to push on: 2 girls and 1 boy.

The Death Penalty is waiting for James as he sits in the legal stable.
Angela’s colleague, good ol’ John filed for it and now it’s on the table.

TRUTH, James’ nightclub is dealing drugs and  in mode: creative throttle.
They’re funneling drugs as liquor sales when patrons buy 2 bottles.

It’s a risky business. Angela assumed they could nail Tommy and James via a drug operating – ploy.
But for every person the agents interviewed James sounded like a choir boy.

Hardy-har-har! That’s how it all went down –
Leaving the prosecution team looking like clowns.

But James is still on prison lockdown
The whole “quick bail thing” hasn’t come around

And his new 2nd chair defense attorney Terry,
Is a realistic brother whose analysis isn’t so merry.

Proctor is 1st chair and Terry is the heavy hitting muse.
Terry told Proctor if he’s Tommy’s lawyer too, he needs to recuse.

But Proctor said, ‘No way.
I brought you in to Death Penalty slay
.’
…Well, that’s my little paraphrase.😊

During Terry and Proctors visit with James this  recollection came to light:
Agent Knox pulled James over in traffic before he died that night.

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RIP Agent Greg Knox

This is as important as wind is to a sail
Because Agent Knox had James’ DNA under his finger nails.

That FACT alone was duly solidifying
that James was the killer and probably lying,

To: Angela

To Me: Angela is so wrong
to sing such strong and questionable song.

But what can I say?
Jamie made this bed in which he lays.

Tariq is still stewing in trouble and too hormonal to say;
Tommy suspects foul-play and leans in for information from Dre.

Lord help me today because there’s another episode coming.
I just hipped you to  episodes 1-3, tonight 4 is gunning.

Will you be watching?
There’ll be a lot of Power clocking.

You don’t want to miss this – it broadcasts tonight on STARZ.
I’m Qui
Good Sabbath to thee – get your strongest Power from the Lord.

and yeah, the show goes hard – that ain’t no bull.
This production never fails to be POWER Full.no-bull.gif

What a Beach

In Communication, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement, Travel on July 14, 2017 at 5:35 am


Good morning baby, how did you sleep?
I woke up this morning in San Diego on the beach.

I’ve been here a couple of days and much has transpired.
The hillside views are beautiful and subject to combustible fires.

The temperature hasn’t reached 100 – not even at the height of day.
Today’s high is only 76. My God, I love this place.

It this beloved month of July
Phoenix, Arizona is on the fry.

A relaxing time in abundance has duly been on my plate
I love this place because Phoenix is forecasted to hit 108.

Hey-ey! The day is young and poised for fun
No “nothing burgers” being fed by the juniors of Trump.

Collusion, adoption, opposition research – what in the honest world gives?
I won’t lie the transparency is so fried; it trumps the unreal.

I won’t get into the details, click the link if you want to catch up,
It’s the news I woke to. God bless the White House – this is rough.

jimmy-fallon-dancing.gifI’m not into clowning folk or overly shaming a situation.
Careful to not dance on this scene – this administration is our world relation.

I’m not dancing at all. I’m prayerful and concerned.
Dancing with Russia will bust ya and yield ya’ to a burn.

I prefer this scene of our country’s script passes quickly, let’s turn the page.
The position of the USA is still tops today though we could opt to burn a little sage.

The world is looking at us crazy.
This “nothing burger” fire is still blazing…

The San Diego beach is still staring me in the face,
So I’m up at 5am to enjoy this beautiful place.

I’m up thinking about you. I wish you were where with.
So with this beach in view,
I crack the pen to give you a swig.

Sip it, savor and make this day positively reach.
No matter where you are in the world today, act like you’re on the beach.

Take no dark clouds via information, only receive sunny
And if today is payday – take care to put away a little money.

There’ll always be a day when “a nest egg” will have a need.
I’m Qui
Out here in San Diego on hiatus thinking of thee… on the beach.

Make IT Stretch

In Communication, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement on July 3, 2017 at 4:30 am

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If you need your ground beef to go long, you opt to make nachos. Yes?
Well today’s piece is kind of like that, we’re going to focus on ‘the stretch.’

As it pertains to your dollar, your shopping for necessities and  your hobby
but most importantly I want to ask you, are you engaged in stretching your body?

The Dollar:

1. Track what you spend and plan a budget. Forgo fooling self and doing the ‘fudge it.’ Stick to the plan as tightly as you can. The effort will effictively benefit YOU, man.
2. Be aware of small amounts. Do you have any habits that merely cost small change? But you frequent the buy so much, that the annual add-up is insane? News Gazette reminds us: Five lunches a week eaten in a restaurant at $10 per lunch adds up to $2600 a year.
3. Other ways of Investing: Have an investment mindset. In everything you can make this relation, from investing in better products to investing in more education. Right? I mean there are more dollars to be made in this expensive life. If you have an investment mindset then UP your game, get a(nother) degree behind your name and duly stretch your future dollars. 

The Hobby:

Everybody needs a relaxing past time. You don’t have to sit around and knit, no need to be a couch potato either, what about a hobby in getting fit? It’s for your own benefit, you’ll look great and feel stronger. Not to mention it will go well with your future, since folks are living longer. If your dollar is stretched properly there is no maybe about the fact that you’re gonna need them when you’re young and 80.

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The Body:

Not long ago I told you that I was studying Tao; an inquisitive beginner
and enrolled myself in a series of classes held at a Tao Healing Center.

All is well and all is great.
We stretch a lot before meditate.

You learn to speak to your body and give it respect.
I’ve learned before I jump up and go, to yield to the stretch.

Our bodies deserves it. Our body is our joint!
If it stopped working on you today…. well you get my point.

Make IT Stretch, make it bend, touch your toes — or at least try.
Remind your body that you love it so much. Prove those words are not a lie.

You know me, I’m speaking to myself. You are not being preached to.
I’m guilty of Making IT Stretch today and I hope you will too.

Do what you can to take care of you before attempting to care for others,
I’m Qui
On this Monday Morning 1-2-3, kind of feeling like your mother.

So, bring it in…

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Humping Life

In Communication, Griot, Networking, News, Politics, Self Improvement on June 28, 2017 at 4:30 am

happy-birthday-dad.jpgYesterday was my Dads birthday; the fact was embedded in my sublime.
No one called to remind me, still – all day he was on my mind.

Life is kind. I smiled and laughed aloud once I realized
It was my Dads birthday. ‘Twas a pleasant surprise.

Today upon rising I am still happy.
I slept in a silk bonnet to stave off ‘nappy.’🤣

The first thing I did was read scripture, pray and meditate,
Then I ran downstairs yo! – to fetch a cup of jo and duly start the day!

I’m happy to be alive to thrive in this vibe. Please tell me how you feel?
My dad checked out on May 3rd then my Aunt – on Monday morn. Unreal.

I was still on the heal from my Dad leaving us and now my Aunty has taken the lead.
If a broken heart was literal I’d be suffering an excessive organ bleed.

Sometimes it feels like … “Ooo wee.”
So I just keep it moving –prayerfully.

While I’m emotionally in transit dare I repeat and say,
I am still interested in you. How do you feel today?

Baby are you okay? I pray this day does treat you swell.
After all your health care was not repealed away and is doing quite well.

Whew! What a chaotic scare and the Republicans are in no way through.
In order to divvy tax cuts for the rich they’re dipping into medicades pool.

save-the-aca-protest.jpgDon’t stop showing up to those town hall meetings or those protests in the street
If healthcare for every American citizen is what you want to see.

Every time you let up from showing that you’re fed up they take your inch and stretch it a mile.
Your decency overriden and your good sense smitten while politicians play vile.

I know, dear child. I’ve already humped satellite news and early, yo!
I’ve been up since the night-to-day crux . I ushered in MORNING JOE.

And so here we go! The sun is up and we are effectively on the hump.
Today holds excitement; in my throat there’s a lump

In my solar plex; my tummy, I truly feel butterflies.
Today the limit is set pretty high – way beyond the skies.

rise-people-standup.gifSo rise kinfolk, rise! — if in you there is life
And call up that estranged fam  member and write off any strife.

Then hump on the back of this vibe that is about today,
And ride that girl like she’s yo’ own. Today is all your day!

Take life in with every breath that you draw
Today is another opportunity to move forward past Hem & Haw.

Remember them?

Gird yourself with wisdom and be kind to all that you meet,
I’m Qui
Happy Hump Day to ya, kinfolk. Life with you feels oh so sweet.

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We’re gonna’ miss you Ru-Ru…

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Ruth Virginia “Aunt Jean” Garnett-Alford-Clemmons Jan. 4, 1952 – June 26, 2017

Click Here for funeral information

What’s Left

In Communication, Dream Journal, Griot, Networking, News, Politics, Self Improvement on June 21, 2017 at 7:34 am
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Opportunity over Rabbit hole

What’s left in a world that’s chasing its tail
down a rabbit hole to hell
with an over inflated Wall Street, at the bell
and a healthcare plan that wishes you’d never get well?

I’ll tell you on a dime, exactly What’s Left:
Your GOOD MIND! Now, tend to your health.”

Good morning baby! How’d you sleep last night?
Me? Snug as a bug in a rug; solid and tight.

My dreams were alright, easy going, I’m sure I cooed.
Then I woke up to Life, Wednesday and YOU! All of which is cool.

What’s Left for me today? To hang with you and highlight the good
Since Jon Ossoff won’t be representing that Georgia hood.

And that’s okay, right? The political pool is filled with smoke.
I respect the people’s choice – twas the people who cast the vote.

Let yesterday’s story be wrote and make today memorable still.
What’s Left is opportunity! Go ‘head and cop a feel. 🤗

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Making it my own…

I went shopping yesterday and bought a cute little chaise.
I’m in the mood today to rearrange this place.


I’m in the mood today to make a new space
In my life, my heart – renew the smile on my face.

I do meditate.
It’s the best way
to start the day.

What’s Left after you loose your sanity and your cool?
Well, there’s always, a cave and a bib for your drool.😄

But that’s not you! And I’m willing to bet
If you put forth new effort you can increase What’s Left.

Exercise your body, exercise your mind.
You’ll find What’s Left beyond a tighter behind

Is clarity of thought and creativity in flow.
I recommend focusing on YOU – you deserve it, Yo!

So with this beautiful new days begin,
I’m Qui
bidding you encouragement to Win! Win! Win!

Yesterday had its relative depths.
Today: opportunity is absolutely What’s Left.

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Take it. Make it your own.
I’ve got your back. You are not alone.

Remember

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Networking, News on June 16, 2017 at 4:30 am

dont-forget-to-be-awesomeGood morning sweetheart. It’s good to see that you’re up
today we’re just gonna touch on Taking it up the butt.

Today we’re going to take another look at what’s good for the mass,
and remind ourselves that What’s been Missing? The Gas.

Where are the comics? Where is the laughter?
Surely that’s what we’re really all after.

Just a little.
We could use the laughter distraction at our middle.

its-the-weekend-babyAs of late, anxiety is up and drive-thru food is being bought.
Stressful expressions are on the rise and little relief is sought,

so…. let’s not forget, despite what fails life is Pretty Good.
Especially when you’re not living in a prison yard hood.

Especially if you’re not testifying before the Senate
like Comey, Coats and Rogers. They were “in it.”

If those aren’t your issues, then you’re free to walk
unless, Tao, Towel and Chakra’s are on your mind for talk.

If so, Ah-ha! You have my full attentions
as long as Sex Comes Up and is in the mentions.

Remember? Life is at hand so don’t forget the fun,
and when you catch up with your love, ‘go on and get you some.

Friday has arrived and I’m high on life, like those rockies in Denver,
I’m Qui
Grateful to wake up to thee. Life is good, take a minute to Remember.

Pretty Good

In Communication, Griot, Networking, News, Video on June 9, 2017 at 4:45 am

book-reader-stickfigure.gifGood morning good people, I’m feeling pretty good.
The sleep has been sound in my A-Z hood.

The work has been easy; on my lobes it’s been light.
I’m pretty content in my free spirited life.

I’m  also in the editing bay by myself.
I’d like to take the day off, but it’ll wreak havoc on my wealth.

Hey-ey! I can do the math.  🙂 The hours are well understood,
so I strive to be reel productive in my beautiful A-Z hood.

What have you got up on this breezy Friday morning?
I’m up early feeling flowery & girly – no time for the yawning.

I’ve collected a stack of new books — they range in a myriad of topics.
I’ve got a date with a new book marker & we’re gonna ROCK IT!

There’s little that I like better than “going there” via a book.
Reading equates to mind feeding and THAT’S a Pretty Good look.

trump-hugs-comeySo James Comey testified on Thursday afternoon; there was no smoking gun but a whole lot of hooks.
James didn’t lie but rolled over on ‘the big guy,’ and it was a Pretty Good look.

The presidents personal lawyer made a statement after the public session closed their books.
It was written — he read, like he was fed it and it was hardly Pretty Good.

In fact it was weak, but the “stand up gesture” was sweet. He just wanted to rebut.
What’ll be Pretty Good is if we could get out of these woods and render aid to our gaping  cut.

We are bleeding and leaking out.
Twitter chat  and NSA docs are what its all about.

Reality Winner:  She has won a court case!
reality-winner-arrested-for-nsa-doc-leakThanks to misguided-patriotic duty – she’s staring prison in the face.

Patriotism is questionable these days as Reality went about leaking the documents all wrong.
NOTE: Do not consider leaking -ish, without first booking a room with Julian Assange.

God bless folk trying to do the right thing. We still need good folk in every hood.
Take no unauthorized blinks, loose lips cause ships to sink; none of which is Pretty Good.

Thank goodness it’s the weekend. Hang loose and do your ‘thang.
But don’t you go babbling like Arizonas beloved McCain.

He had the last inquiry during the hearing session yesterdayjohn-mccain-2017.jpg
and so help me God, ‘he gave Clinton a nod’ before he drifted away…

McCain later said, it was just ‘sleepiness’ at play.
He stayed up watching the Diamond Back game too late.

Yahhh! And the Maverick limped on, though his inquiry is now transcribed for historical books.
He sounded funny, but the laughter was good for my tummy, so for the Senator, that was Pretty Good.

This weekend will find
me with a new book bind
learning something new.

Though I always feel Pretty Good
when I’m kicking it with you in my hood,
so what will you be up to?

Are you coming through? You really should.
I’ve got an extra book for ya –  and that’s Pretty Good.

Good morning! Good morning! Let me close with a )))HUG(((!
I’m Qui
Feeling Pretty Good about WE. Whatever you do today, please do it in love.

I’m well on my way.
Yay!

What’s Been Missing? The GAS.

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement, TV Shows, Video on June 7, 2017 at 5:10 am

no-passing-gas.jpgI’m not a big bean fan, but I like to a eat a few
And you know about the musicals – what they make you do.
Toot-Toot!
They go in and run-through.

But that’s not The GAS that I’m Missing today,
I’m missing the gas of comedy. Where have the goods gone away?

I’m tired of laughing at our country. We’re the butted laugh dump 
of international jokes. The world jester is our card-of -trump.

Hardy-ho-hump! That man is not funny to me in any way.
I used to dig being first in the world. Folks loved the USA.

I know things will get better and I pray we won’t go for broke,
Though in the meantime I’m gonna insert a few more jokes

Because folks really and truly need it.
You reap what you sew?
So you know I gotta seed it.
I cut and pasted quite these, so you could read it:

Kevin Hart said
kevin-hart-2017.jpgConsidering a night of EXTACY benefits?
“You know what, I need to get my lady back. This is what I do. ‘Babe, I got an idea to get the spark back in our relationship. We should both take ecstasy one time….It’s going to make us talk, we’re going to have sex, it’s going to be the best.’ She said fine. She takes the pill. Her pill gives her all the right reactions. I take the pill. My pill made me believe that I was a drug dealer….We were talking, she was like, ‘Babe, I just want to be happy. I just want the disrespect to stop.’ ‘Let me tell you something, you’re worried about disrespect? What you need to worry about is how I’m going to deliver this kilo of cocaine to (expletive) Pablo….Where do you think I get all this money from? Jokes?…You think I’m out here making funny money? (Expletive), I’m in the game, I’m out here in the (expletive) streets.'”

It happened so quick… he forgot
“It’s my mom’s funeral. I’m on the right side, I’ve got the casket….I’m crying, I’m a mess….My dad see me crying, my dad stood up, punched me in the back of the head. ‘Man up. She gone.’ I forgot where I was, I threw the casket.”

Bedroom consensual violence & silence
“Here’s the thing with talking dirty. I can say dirty (expletive), I just don’t like it when you say stuff back, ’cause when you say stuff back, then I’ve got to say something back to what you said. It’s too much. Shut up….’Yeah, you like this (expletive), don’t you?’ ‘Oh, what do I like about it?’ ‘I don’t know. I didn’t expect you to say what you said when you said it. I thought you were going to let me keep going ’cause I got some other stuff I wanted to say.'”

I remember watching DEF COMEDY JAM when Hamburger said…

I like the freedom of bedroom talk by the comics.
So let’s agree besides the laughter, the provocativeness is missed.

cedric-the-entertainer-2017.jpgBut I am not done pumping gas, I want to talk about a few more that make us laugh, like Cedric The Entertainer. He’s got a side-splitting NETFLIX show going on. You can laugh-out-loud at the trailer HERE – Cedric is going strong. Cracking on family is fair game, not wrong.

We’re not laughing enough good people! Thus I’m doing my best. I got up this morning giggling and yawning out here in the Southwest. I’d love to be a fly at Chris Rocks desk. He’s a crack ‘em up character too. I went on the hunt to see what the funny sir is doing at 52 and found THIS review.

chris-rock-52yrs-old.jpgHe’s a natural comedian, I think his style is best
and while ‘Whole Foods isn’t a racist store – the $7 oranges say: YES!’

Click the link and read Chris’ work in context and then laugh until you pass gas.

You deserve it.
Be silent so that no one heard it.
Or laugh much louder
if you choose to thunder shower.

GAS. It’s up to you.

Today is hump day and I’m humping “the laugh.”
I’m a little full of air, but won’t be passing gas.
I will however give yesterdays laugh a little more dap
As I close this out with the legendary Bernie Mac…

I ain’t scared of them mothers either, I stare ‘em down and laugh,
I’m Qui
Happy Hump Day baby, What’s Been Missing is The GAS.

Pump some of this and look for more at a comedy house near you.
Life is too short to survive on food, water and the news.

LAUGH,
YOU