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On The Good Foot

In Comedy, Communication, education, Politics on November 11, 2022 at 3:15 am

Slip In a Funny| Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash

This morning I woke up smiling. Good morning to you.
Care you for coffee, tea, a joke or two?

Today’s menu is composed to invoke a laughing spirit to stick. —
So, today we will laugh about various Social and Economical Politics.

Every voting block is absolutely able
to gather around and toss important issues at the kitchen table.

What does that mean?
While you discern, I’ve got a few jokes for your seam.

Before I get started if I didn’t WARN you, I’d be wrong.
If you’re under 18 or have conservative seams, this is not your song.
These jokes are for the light-hearted, the laid-back, the grown.
WITHOUT further adieu, let’s get-it-on:

Son: “Mom can I get twenty bucks”
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money
Son: “Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?”

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Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let’s get together and make some cents.

Q: What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: a $100 bill!

1. How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card!

2. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!

3. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

4. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire!

5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!

The son said to his father ” I don’t understand politics dad ”

The father said ”I’ll give you an example. I bring money to the family, so I represent the upper class. Your mom uses the money on whatever necessary, she is the government. The maid who’s doing the chores represents the working class. Your grandpa… Click Here for a surprising understanding.

ECONOMICS can be POLITICAL, too. Which brings to mind, if money doesn’t grow on trees why do banks have branches?

Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A: A penny.

Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is “change” in the weather.

6. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle!

7. What do you call a man that irons clothes?
Iron Man!

8. How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut!

9. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain!

10. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool!

What’s cool is a companion. Do you have one? I have a Chihuahua, and I’m looking for a parrot…

Click here to learn HOW…

Get In Your Bag —

Q: Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they?
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn’t a nickel.

Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.

Q: Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween?
A: A kid dressed up as a 401 (K)

Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.

The quarter is much like the AMERICAN PEOPLE; full of good sense. THANK YOU for your vote on November 8th. I love our collective billing

Qui

AMERICA is still BEJEWELED

Happy for The WHOLE

In Communication, Griot, Networking, News, Politics on October 28, 2022 at 6:11 am

o, voting is underway and I pray there be not a hair or hint of poll drama.
And at the end of the day we sing HOORAY!
because the country’s arms feel safe like ya’ Moma’s.

Am I happy? You bet! I’ve got nothing but energetic cheers.
Go to the polls and voice your souls. It matters for the upcoming years.

Today let’s look alive, more aware of your worth, bushy tailed and bright eyed.
Go forward like unity is for us and keep this exceptional union alive.

Suggestions for less compassion are bursting at the seams. The notion is funky.
Please know that we’ll benefit the most as a whole, if we remain motivated, happy, and spunky.

The world could use a lift. Let us be an elevator.
May unity reign in all voting lanes and love influence the usual hater.

And don’t be so quick think “the hater” is someone other than yourself.
If we are to function in this union with less confusion, each man has to work on self. 

I’ve still got much work to do this weekend. Filming and editing are pending in my bay,
I’m Qui
Happy about the potential of WE. Have fun, vote wisely, and pray.

Besides casting your vote and impacting the globe, what are you up to, today?

Photo by Robin Jonathan Deutsch on Unsplash

In the Interest of RESPECT

In Communication, education, encouragement, Griot, Music, News, Politics, Self Improvement, Video on October 19, 2022 at 3:15 am

When I was 18, I just knew that I was grown,
though my respect for my Mom kept me from doing all-out wrong.

My character proved to be strong.
And that was cool.

I later learned that being grown means more than graduating from school.

It takes each of us working on self and facing the tough issues with no choke.
We must inform ourselves on how the world works, understand your values, and commit to vote.

Every election is crucial and this one — all the more.
I prefer to talk love and TV shows, but democracy is what I adore.

November is an opportunity for us to unite and score.
Please stay optimistic. I do implore.

We must.
The land of the free is ours and in God we trust.

Look at your USD money.
God is all in the text, honey.

Women’s Rights and Health Care
is a humanity issue, not a grizzly bear.

Why is some of Congress in favor of killing Women’s Rights?
When you vote in November, remember WHO and vote your plights.

What do you want the world to be? In which direction would you like he country to go?
Think wide and beyond your social eye; research before you go out to vote.

Voting is not about popularity. We need infrastructure on the roads and reformation in the laws.
Midterm votes are most important in scope. Please go to the polls; don’t hem & haw.

Wait for what?
Women’s Rights are under attack in the U.S. cut.

Men are making laws about women’s bodies. Let us make laws regarding them.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander; the goose is her – the gander is him.

November is coming fast, and I’m approaching each day with more hope,
I’m Qui

Good morning to thee. What’s on your mind? DON’T FORGET TO VOTE.

R E S P E C T YOURSELF