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NO MELEE MONDAY

In Advertise, Comedy, Communication, Griot, Networking, Video on January 23, 2023 at 3:15 am
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The best way to insure that all is not bad
is to compose a piece with copious laughs.

But how is that done?
We can plan for NO MELEE by planning out FUN.

And on this MONDAY we need some; just a few laughs.
So I dropped in on Rickey for that morning-yawning pass.

Rickey Smiley is known for group laughter jams!
But first let’s roll it back to Ms. Juicy and the fam,
and that day she was mad at Frederick Douglas’ hair… hot damn. 😛

It’s Monday, No Melee because life is too short.
I’m not summoning Juicy; that thought is a thwart.

I love Ms. Juicy and Rickey Smiley too.
Good Morning, Goodness, I’m also loving on you.

How do you do? What have you got planned for the day?
Whatever it is, dabble not in melee.

We both agree. Eh? I’m up and ready to shine.
I’ve got my life, my health, and my good mind.

What are you sporting today?
A great attitude detours melee.

Melee must be the word to watch out for today.
I say as much with a brow up, because Monday’s are fun days.

So let us follow through.
Todays positive reinforcement will be provided by YOU.

Reading is fundamental and is an activity that I enjoy best.
Join me for a few side-crackers over at READERS DIGEST.

You gotta laugh; we gotta get it in.
If the jokes aren’t fresh let the corn in:

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little corn…
especially on a Monday morn.

Obvious word play
is perfect for a vowel with no Melee
Wouldn’t you say?

Laugh a little today and share a corny joke.
Reach for it like you do candy, liq, or smokes.

It’s much, much better for your diet.
Calories from candy and liq bring the fat riot.

And we certainly don’t need that.
A hard laugh helps to burn tummy fat.

So let’s get to laughing, good people…and let’s do it today.
Rickey and friends are a great begin for leading the comical way.

Especially if you’re in the mood for no melee, please bellow loudly.
I’m Qui
Laughing with thee; to influence Monday’s mood; proudly.

Thank you for joining in. Now share a joke influenced by your spin.
Reject melee, laugh and win.

Always FORGO

But you can still LAUGH at him. 😛

HACK IT UP

In #SeveralLayersDeep, Comedy, Communication, education, encouragement, Griot, Science, TV Shows, Video on January 21, 2023 at 3:15 am

The other day, while channel surfing I found a show that was broadcasting its 4th season on TruTV, and I fell head-over-heels for it. What do you know about TV personality Kevin Pereira and comic Brooke Van Poppelen and the series HACK MY LIFE? Season 1 debuted in 2013 and the last season aired in 2018. Interestingly enough, IMDB hasn’t closed their production date brackets; the productive billing reads: ” 2015 – …” To me, that’s a sign of hope for future hack defibrillation.

No fan of reboots here, HACK MY LIFE is perfect still, in its show outline. There isn’t a show on the air with competitive content to date. For instance, when Murphy’s Law shows up at your house while you are changing clothes and your zipper gets stuck. You could tug on it and catch your skin in the process or you could:

Who knew? Knowledge remains ours for the taking
…and you thought wax paper was only for baking.

What about a hack using shaving cream, a dryer sheet, a half of a lemon, an avocado, a few drops of milk?

Who knew? Did you?
The show towers well beyond a thing or two.

I learned so much that I had to share it with you. No lie.
Episodes reviewed prior to sharing it with you, were only 5.

Each episode is informative; it’s the kind of series one should ‘take to heart.
There’s gamification and product relations that leave ya’ laughing and feeling smart.

Here’s one more glimpse of the show before I go:

Catch the show while it is nigh and learn a thing or 3,
I’m Qui
enjoying a chill weekend with thee and watching the most TruTV.

BEST. SHORT JOKES. EVER.

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, News, Self Improvement, Video on January 18, 2023 at 3:15 am

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Well actually Dan Pearce of Single Dad Laughing titled the post and I concur. The following funnies are the BEST. SHORT JOKES. EVER. today. 😀  I’m a fan of laughter and new lines are born everyday which makes these perfect for you to HUMP TODAY before tomorrows list arrives:

  1. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
  2. What do you call a sleepwalking nun… A roamin’ Catholic.
  3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  4. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum Tish!
  5. There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted…
  6. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
  7. What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
  8. food-wrap-battleWhat kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
  9. How does Jesus make tea??? Hebrews it.
  10. A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”
  11. I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
  12. What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?…Ba-na-na-naaa!
  13. What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
  14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. (finish this joke in your head)
  15. Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!
  16. What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
  17. Why are pirates so mean? I don’t know, they just arrrrrrrrr!
  18. Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

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ABOUT YOUR MOTHERevolution

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.” 😀

the-ropers-tv-programs-photo-u1Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?”
Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

On the bus…
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

The Laugh Factory Comedy Network is my goto when I want to laugh in short.
The last 3 jokes that you’ve enjoyed were borrowed from their stash of sorts.

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Take a hit and get goofy lit — no joke is too long.
I laughed at ’em all, though THE MOM JOKES were strong! 🙂

Why did they call that ladies baby a monkey and how did this all start – evolution or creation?
I’m Qui
Laughing well on this Wednesday morning, no deep thoughts just yawning while making a simple relation:

LAUGHTER is GOOD for the SOUL.

DO IT
Today.