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REAL TIME Bill on LIVE

In News, Politics on September 20, 2010 at 2:07 pm

As we enter another season with Bill Maher on HBO, he decides to go LIVE with LARRY KING and boy oh boy is he a star. He received his HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME STAR last weekend and the taped excerpts of the event that were played on LKL were hilarious. Bill gave thanks to a few people without whom he wouldn’t have made it: “George Bush, Sarah Palin and the Pope”.

His recent Stand Up: “But I’m not wrong” is on DVD and is pretty enlightening as well. I caught his latest LARRY KING LIVE interview and thought I’d hammer out a few transcripted notes to share with you. The entire interview is about an hour long, so I will likely type out the remainder of it before the weeks end. So without furter adu — let’s begin:

BILL on The Tea Party Movement & Sarah Palin

“Christine O’Donnell was one of our most frequent guests on Politically InCorrect…we created people like Ann Colulter, Laura Ingraham, because we liked to book a lot of female conversatives. They were good press and good for the show. We loved Christine O’Donnell — I still like her, you can not not like her – she is such a nice person. We have a great clip that used to be in our highlight reel of Ben Affleck on that show, just saying “Please Christine – Shut up!” Because I guess she would just go on and on. She was known, back then as the girl from S.A.L.T. [SALT stands for the SAVIORS of ALLIANCE LIFTING TRUTH] and I guess that’s still the stake she claims. Part of me (for sentimental reasons) is rooting for Christine in Delaware – the other part of me is rooting for her because she’s going to get her Christian Ass Kicked in the general elections.

This is the great thing about the Tea Baggers and the Republican Party. A year ago we were debating whether Tea Baggers were even Republicans. Remember, they were very independent and then a poll came out and it like blew the lid off it – ‘Okay they’re really Republicans’ – Of course they’re really Republicans and they’re taking over that party.

Democrats should be very happy that people like Christine O’Donnell are winning elections because in the general election, I think (know the Democrats are going to lose some seats probably a lot), but not as many as they would have if Tea Baggers weren’t winning the Primaries. Because I think voters are generally conservative, (and when I say conservative) they are not really comfortable with people that are “out there” on the left or the right & these Tea Baggers are out there. I’ve said it before, (probably on your show) when people go into the voting booth it’s like getting on an airplane – they get scared. They tend to do things that are conservative in nature, even if their liberal. And I don’t think (even conservative voters) will look at people like Sharon Angle or maybe Joe Miller in Alaska (although AK is a separate place because they‘re very conservative people), but certainly Christine O’Donnell can not win in a state like Deleware because she’s just crazy“.

Larry asks Bill: What do you mean “crazy”, give me an example. Bill replies “Well I just think that people, (they understand our country is in a lot of trouble), even people who are angry understand that crazy people are not going to make it better. Christine O’Donnell like all of these Tea Baggers, have no plan, no agenda, no policy points – they have one advantage: They’re running against Democrats“.

Bill on President Obama [Democrats and whether people trust the government]

Larry asks Bill: What do you make of this whole Anti-Obama thing? Bill replies, “I was talking about it to Jay Leno last night, I said, Jay – Maybe he’s [Obama] not even a mammal, he may be a werewolf Larry – we don’t know that. It was bad enough when we had these people called “the birthers” who thought he was not born here, but I was saying last night I’m identifying this new group — and I call them “the churchers”. The churchers are the people who don’t think that he is a Christian. Larry interjects, “But he’s the first president that has ever issued a press release issued saying that he is [a Christian].” Bill responds, “He’s a secret Muslim Larry. I guess you haven’t being paying enough attenion. When I spoke with him he told me about his plan to use drinking water to sterilize white people. Oh woops! I’ve said to much. I have in theory said the internet and Fox News makes people stupider. The Pew Group did a study that showed 10 years ago Democrats, Republicans and Independents basically got their news from the same news sources…probably more from CNN – then we had this polarity… And now, John Edwards said, we have two Americas – and we do have two Americas. We have the America that’s living in reality – the people who understand THAT Obama is a centist liberal from Hawaii whose trying to dig us out of this hole that we’re in and then we have this other FOX mad drudge Rush Limbaugh reality where he [Obama] is a Muslim sleeper cell manturian candidate who was sent over by his Kenyan father…” Larry interrupts Bill and asks, What kind of intelligent person would believe that? Bill responds “Intelligent people? Larry we’re broadcasting in America – how ridiculous. 🙂

Larry asks, Is there a racist tone to this? Yes Larry it’s extreme racism. Its so funny that the one thing the Tea Baggers hate is when you call them racist – the other thing they hate is BLACK PEOPLE – but they wont say it. If you saw what Newt Gingrich has saying… Okay, for those who don’t know, I don’t even know if I can recount it in a way that makes sense to people…he was quoting from an article by Dinesh D’Souza who’s saying now, (what Newt Gingrich says he believes] is that ‘Obama is getting his philosophy from his father’ (who he spent about a month with –in his whole life when he was 8 years old) and that ‘his father was a loud tribesman from Kenya who was mad at white people’, and so Newt says that he [Obama] is anti colonial. Like that’s a bad thing. Like when George Washington was fighting the British – it was a good thing to be anti colonial.

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just retyping what he and LARRY had to say.
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