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I’m PROUD like…

In Communication, Griot, News, TV Shows on February 2, 2017 at 6:39 pm

I’m PROUD like I’m a brand new auntie or something…
Bey said she is prego and since then, I’ve heard nothing —

from the side chicks with short wicks who were looking for a quick fuse
Jay-Z is nourishing a new 2-piece and likely won’t have time for the #GoldDiggerBoo.
Ooo.

bey-jayz.jpg

To me, that’s good news! I did not want the power CARTERS to break up.
I mean I loved me some LEMONADE but all I needed was one cup.

I was praying the tangy-ness would wake Mr. Jay-Z up.
A billionaire with a lot of flair; it’s not odd to be temped to cut-up.

beys-bambinos-2017You know American history. I am not here to re-sell it.
I’m that GRIOT SHE: Qui.  I’m just here to tell it.

I’m PROUD for the Carters, like I’m Auntie Qui or something.
This is the kind of PERUSE I like in the NEWS
because lately, there’s been nothing.

#MyNiece in Keller, TX is in love and is getting married in a week.
She’s my only niece on this family wing and she asked me to reception Emcee.
Ooo wee.

I’ve got my work cut out for me, though I’ve been around.
Give me the mic, and I’ll give you what you like —
MizQui is known to hold no bars and straight clown.
Yes honey! (Snap-Snap!) I get’s down. 😀

I’m PROUD because it’s an honor to entertain via personality say
among family, friends and non blood-kins on such a blessed betrothing day.

The count down is on and I have my part to play.
I’m PROUD to be kicking it with you. What are you up to today?

Watching any good television? You have!? You might?
Well don’t forget HBO will be broadcasting BILL MAHER tonight.

john-luther-idris-elba.jpgPlanning to stay in and cop an R&R fix?
I recommend a friend, snacks, liq and Netflix.

I recently watched a show with intellectual twists that delightfully cut through ya,
It stars Idris Elba playing the role of [Gov.] Police Captain John LUTHER.

LUTHER” is the name of the show and it was ruthless to its scripts core.
It had more deaths in its establishing episodes than I remember in FOX’s 24.

Woo! Remember that?
When we first met Jack.
Folks were dropping so fast,
I wondered how the show could last.

Good times.

Today is a fine day to feel PROUD about yourself.
It’s Friday – a likely payday, may you #ComeUP on your wealth.

This day is a full one for me as I’m hammering this piece out #OnTheRun,
I’m Qui
I’m PROUD about WE, enjoy yourself today and cop some fun.

Life is short and TIME is refundable to none.

NEWS PERUSE

In Communication, Griot, Networking, News, Politics, TV Shows on June 26, 2012 at 7:59 am

Okay, Okay – here I am again
with a quick shout out to a cultural friend —
Rodney King died last week, at the 20-year mark
of the LA Riots and his famous remark:

“Can’t we all just get along?”
The cops beat the man – but his spirit stayed strong.
His response was good; the verdict was wrong.
Too soon Mr. King has crossed over and gone home.

Then there’s insight from Bill Maher again.
I won’t transcribe it — I’ll give you the short end:

Rachel Maddow was on the panel and they were riding the ‘witch hunt’ shoulder
of the Republicans on The Fast & Furious case & going after AG Eric Holder.

What do you think about it? I’m really not that deep in a twist
about how the government screws-up-stuff and the casualty of bad gigs.

I hate that lives have been lost, over guns we sold “to track”.
I hate that AG Holder is on the line – but someone’s got to answer to that.
RATS!

Jerry Sandusky’s trial made topic. In fact the verdict was coming in as Bill’s show started.
Mr. Sandusky [looking baffled and husky] – found guilt on 45 of 48 of the charges.

No one deserves to be violated. but Mr. S. just didn’t seem to get it.
That’s why when it came to him taking the stand, his defense said, “Forget it.”

Romney came up in the news again (campaigning against Obama).
Bill was dead on with the Hologram song – the Republicans are praying for drama.

Here’s a new Mitt Romney ad – going after the elderly vote.
You know I’m into theatrics so… I i-phoned the video:

“Wouldn’t it be nice if America had a leader that believed and cared about things that are important to you. Who asks the same questions you do? Questions like, “Is that the phone ringing? Or is that just the phone ringing on T.V.? And I have a coupon – Have you seen where I put it? What’s happened to the America that you knew? The music is too loud; the pants are too low; the guy who wipes your ass is Hatian. Mitt Romney is okay with the VCR. He doesn’t understand why they had to go and make everything on DVD.

Mitt Romeny has a better way. I say MITT ROMNEY HAS A BETTER WAY.

He knows where your kids hid your car keys and he’ll tell you where they are.
So put *VOTE FOR ROMNEY* on your bucket list today.”

Bill is hilarious and the commercial is a joke.
Bill is more interested in legalizing smokes.
Bill is so liberal, so brilliant, so cool.
That’s why he headlining my News Peruse.

Other historical news this weekend, is that EGYPT had an election
and voted in democracy to strengthen their world connections.

Life is not without hardship – many trials rue the day.
I’m just glad the peoples vote rules Egypt’s land today.
Hip! Hip! Hooray!

Arizona made the news, SB1070 went to the Supreme Court
and they kicked down, ‘they won’t be giving a pound to legalizing a racist sport’.

With 3 of the 4 provision having not made the bill –
Arizona stills claims a win. But the win is 3/4’s ill.

I’m living in the Zone, but not agreeing with the politics.
I sure hope this SB1070 is a plight that never sticks.

And so today the PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION is only 129 days away.
Our countrys future is on the line and the rules to play are PAY.

Don’t get caught up in the commercials – remember who really cares,
I’m Qui
Perusing the News
with you because… it’s always there.

NEWS PERUSE

In Communication, Griot, Networking, News, Politics, Technology on January 26, 2011 at 9:31 pm

Yep! It’s that time again
that we thumb through the news to see what is IN::

Looks like Michelle Bachman was committed to botching up the authorized Republicans surmise,
reading straight ahead – but filmed from the left – gave her a look of ‘roaming eyes’.

Chris Matthews and Bill Maher both they think she’s talking while “hypnotized”.
Boehner and Palin better WATCH OUT! Michelle Bachman (+ fan base) is on the rise.

Post hearing Michelle’s speech Chris called it THE BIG CARTOON SHOW & topped it off with “LET ME FINISH”…:

“I speak in all objectivity here –anyone who calls on the American media to investigate Congress for Anti-Americanism has no knowledge of the General McCarthy period. No notion of what McCathyism was. Anyone who says as Bachman did this week that Slavery in this country, (our original sin) ended with the Founding Fathers is beyond hope. We fought a Civil War to decide to end slavery. 600,000 men on both sides were killed to end this evil and the Founding Fathers DIDN’T END IT.

Slavery is written right there in The Constitution — the part to treat slaves as 3/5 of a person. People know this. You and I know this. Most Americans know that it took the Civil War to end slavery and it hurts in our national memory. Slavery hurts. It’s hard to imagine people accepting it. Justifying it – but they did, and it took almost a century of our history to end it. And another century to end JIM CROW.

I don’t doubt that there are some decent and knowledgeable people who are going to Tea Party events — but what I don’t get is why they sit there and let their movement be represented on national television by a loony tune”.

WHAT IS MC CARTHYISM? I’m glad you asked….
The term McCarthyism, coined in 1950 in reference to McCarthy’s practices, was soon applied to similar anti-communist activities. Today the term is used more generally in reference to demagogic, reckless, and unsubstantiated accusations, as well as public attacks on the character or patriotism of political opponents.[2]

Chris went off explicitly. Right?
Catch the re-run of his broadcast later on tonight.
Knowledge is power & Chris drops insight.

So what did you think about the STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS?
I think he did good. He would’ve said more – but couldn’t have said any less.

He’s focused on the futureas we all should in looking ahead,
because the steel mill work is forever outsourced & corporate security is dead.

He’s focused on getting America in shape & back up on her feet.
He’s into moving forward in being a force in future technological competes.

Yeeeee! I’m with he. Let us be progressive and stake new claim.
I’m glad The SOTU was about the future & not a show of upcoming campaigns.
Yep-Yep Our president is duly doing the dang thang.
Whether he means to or not – this brothers got game. 🙂

Pre-Friday is at hand, and I feel like we’re already there,
I’m Qui
Enjoying recent news
, such an uplifting and folly affair.

PS — here’s a broadcasted “lesson to learn” for breaking districted rules:
Ohio Mom is jailed for enrolling kids in a better school.

Water Cooler Peruser

In Griot, Music, News, Politics, TV Shows on September 21, 2010 at 8:58 pm

News Peruse

You know how I do enjoy doling out digital television views,
So oblige me and enjoy ‘FOX & The BILL‘ in a short News Peruse:

The season premier of GLEE ran tonight
And yes – I was the Gleek’iest chic onsite.

I was jammin’
their version of Jay Z and Alicia Keys’ “NEW YORK” –
Arty continues to roll in as the banging hip hop sport – His capacity isn’t short.

I’d also have to say he did TRAVIE MCCOY more justice than fair
when he rolled out the rapping hook to the joint “BILLIONAIRE”.

Sunshine [Charice Pempengco] joined the cast of Glee and “found her own”.
She’s the young asian teen, whose voice sounds ‘soulfully black and grown’.

NEWS out of Atlanta is charging some pretty nasty wrongs
About teen boys being cohersed into sex with Pastor Eddie Long.
What’s really going on?

Time will soon tell…
and arse holes will smell.

More on Real Time’s Bill Maher
Because his LKL interview was on fire:

Bill Maher on President Obama [Democrats & whether people trust the government]

Larry states: A new CNN opinion research poll says 25% say they trust the federal government to do what is right – most of the time. What does that say Bill? “It says more people are trusting than should be. Considering what our government has done lately – but on the other hand the Democrats who have had a pretty successful legislative season don’t get credit for it. Because it hasn’t reached people yet – I mean, the big one is HEALTHCARE and as soon as it passed Obama went up in the poles because ‘people love a winner’ Larry. If Tiger Woods had come back and won The Masters he could have murdered those women. But you know it kind of faded because the benefits of the program haven’t been felt yet. And there was a report out today that said it really isn’t going to pay for itself“.

Larry inputs: But the car companies paid back their loans and they’re selling cars and so on… “Right and they also passed FINANCIAL REFORM and they eliminated the banks as the middle man for student loans, (which was long over due). The Democrats are very bad at selling their own product; The Republicans are genius’ at it and I’ve said it before” says Bill, “A bad product well apologized for — is superior in this country to a good product. The Democrats do have a better product as bad as they are. Now it’s unfortunate that they couldn’t have sold what they’re selling better and have better policies.

Afghanistan was a glaring error, I think. First of all Obama just should have had a different policy from the get go. He’s tied to it now, because he ran on it. He should have ran on a policy that said, ‘The Army is the wrong tool to use to fight terrorism in Iraq and Afghanistan. Thank you – goodnight’. But now he’s tied to this dumb policy where we’re supposedly committed full force until like 8 months later, when we advertise that we’re pulling all of our troops out. I mean the Taliban have outlasted people for decades and centuries“.

Larry asks: Well how do you defeat terrorism? “You don’t“, Bill says, “That’s the key Larry, you don’t defeat it. You have to understand it’s always with us. It’s like saying how do you defeat crime? You can’t defeat crime“… Larry interjects Violent crime is down in America. “Down. Right and we’ve had terrorism go down. By the way Obama has been president for 20 months and there has not been an attack. Bush was president for 9 months when we got hit. So on that score – Obama’s kept us safer.”

But you’re saying there’ll always be terrorism? asks Larry. “ Of course. Especially when we do things like invade Muslim countries“. Should we not have called it a war on terrorism? says Larry, Because there will not be a victory day? Bill concurs, “ Exactly. We should not have called it a war on terrorism. There will not be a victory day. Exactly. And you know this war in Afghanistan— I never read a good thing about it. The longer we’re there the stronger the Taliban gets. I mean I read bad things about the government of Karzai, I read bad things about the Afghan Army, about the Afghan Police, I read bad things about our soldiers. Of course they’re put in an impossible situation and they’re doing the best they can – they’re very brave but 5 of them are now up for murder charges. I read horrible things about what ordinary people in that country do. They stoned a woman a couple of weeks ago for eloping. For the crime of eloping and this wasn’t just the Taliban. The whole village came out – even her own relatives. That’s got a hurt — a rock comes and it’s from your mom”.

Larry asks about Pakistan. How do we deal with them? “Well we’re not dealing with them“. Bill responds in a discerning voice, “What – you mean because they’re a Muslim country with nuclear weapons? Well that happens while we were trying to get the nuclear weapons that weren’t in Iraq out of Iraq. I think that genie is out of the bottle.

The same thing with Iran – you know we’re obsessed with Iran getting nuclear weapons. You know that’s like a father whose obsessed with his daughter losing her virginity. It’s going to happen. It’s going to happen and you’re going to have to live in a world where it does happen. To give a little perspective I was watching “Day After Tomorrow” [1983] – Do you remember that? It was a huge sensation at the time because we were in a cold war. It was about what would happen if the United States and the Soviet Union wiped each other off. It was chilling because – ofcourse in that era when a nuclear exchange took place it was between two super powers who emptied their arsenal and wiped out the world. We’re not living in that world anymore. Things are actually better. Could a terrorist get a nuke into the port of Los Angeles? Absolutely, but it would probably be just one bomb. As awful as that is. It’s not as bad as when two super powers were facing each other with arsenals”.

Stay tuned for Larry and Bills latest interview conclude,
I’m Qui
bidding you a Happy Hump Day and “Don’t be a Sue“. lol!
Oui!!! to GLEE!!! 🙂

REAL TIME Bill on LIVE

In News, Politics on September 20, 2010 at 2:07 pm

As we enter another season with Bill Maher on HBO, he decides to go LIVE with LARRY KING and boy oh boy is he a star. He received his HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME STAR last weekend and the taped excerpts of the event that were played on LKL were hilarious. Bill gave thanks to a few people without whom he wouldn’t have made it: “George Bush, Sarah Palin and the Pope”.

His recent Stand Up: “But I’m not wrong” is on DVD and is pretty enlightening as well. I caught his latest LARRY KING LIVE interview and thought I’d hammer out a few transcripted notes to share with you. The entire interview is about an hour long, so I will likely type out the remainder of it before the weeks end. So without furter adu — let’s begin:

BILL on The Tea Party Movement & Sarah Palin

“Christine O’Donnell was one of our most frequent guests on Politically InCorrect…we created people like Ann Colulter, Laura Ingraham, because we liked to book a lot of female conversatives. They were good press and good for the show. We loved Christine O’Donnell — I still like her, you can not not like her – she is such a nice person. We have a great clip that used to be in our highlight reel of Ben Affleck on that show, just saying “Please Christine – Shut up!” Because I guess she would just go on and on. She was known, back then as the girl from S.A.L.T. [SALT stands for the SAVIORS of ALLIANCE LIFTING TRUTH] and I guess that’s still the stake she claims. Part of me (for sentimental reasons) is rooting for Christine in Delaware – the other part of me is rooting for her because she’s going to get her Christian Ass Kicked in the general elections.

This is the great thing about the Tea Baggers and the Republican Party. A year ago we were debating whether Tea Baggers were even Republicans. Remember, they were very independent and then a poll came out and it like blew the lid off it – ‘Okay they’re really Republicans’ – Of course they’re really Republicans and they’re taking over that party.

Democrats should be very happy that people like Christine O’Donnell are winning elections because in the general election, I think (know the Democrats are going to lose some seats probably a lot), but not as many as they would have if Tea Baggers weren’t winning the Primaries. Because I think voters are generally conservative, (and when I say conservative) they are not really comfortable with people that are “out there” on the left or the right & these Tea Baggers are out there. I’ve said it before, (probably on your show) when people go into the voting booth it’s like getting on an airplane – they get scared. They tend to do things that are conservative in nature, even if their liberal. And I don’t think (even conservative voters) will look at people like Sharon Angle or maybe Joe Miller in Alaska (although AK is a separate place because they‘re very conservative people), but certainly Christine O’Donnell can not win in a state like Deleware because she’s just crazy“.

Larry asks Bill: What do you mean “crazy”, give me an example. Bill replies “Well I just think that people, (they understand our country is in a lot of trouble), even people who are angry understand that crazy people are not going to make it better. Christine O’Donnell like all of these Tea Baggers, have no plan, no agenda, no policy points – they have one advantage: They’re running against Democrats“.

Bill on President Obama [Democrats and whether people trust the government]

Larry asks Bill: What do you make of this whole Anti-Obama thing? Bill replies, “I was talking about it to Jay Leno last night, I said, Jay – Maybe he’s [Obama] not even a mammal, he may be a werewolf Larry – we don’t know that. It was bad enough when we had these people called “the birthers” who thought he was not born here, but I was saying last night I’m identifying this new group — and I call them “the churchers”. The churchers are the people who don’t think that he is a Christian. Larry interjects, “But he’s the first president that has ever issued a press release issued saying that he is [a Christian].” Bill responds, “He’s a secret Muslim Larry. I guess you haven’t being paying enough attenion. When I spoke with him he told me about his plan to use drinking water to sterilize white people. Oh woops! I’ve said to much. I have in theory said the internet and Fox News makes people stupider. The Pew Group did a study that showed 10 years ago Democrats, Republicans and Independents basically got their news from the same news sources…probably more from CNN – then we had this polarity… And now, John Edwards said, we have two Americas – and we do have two Americas. We have the America that’s living in reality – the people who understand THAT Obama is a centist liberal from Hawaii whose trying to dig us out of this hole that we’re in and then we have this other FOX mad drudge Rush Limbaugh reality where he [Obama] is a Muslim sleeper cell manturian candidate who was sent over by his Kenyan father…” Larry interrupts Bill and asks, What kind of intelligent person would believe that? Bill responds “Intelligent people? Larry we’re broadcasting in America – how ridiculous. 🙂

Larry asks, Is there a racist tone to this? Yes Larry it’s extreme racism. Its so funny that the one thing the Tea Baggers hate is when you call them racist – the other thing they hate is BLACK PEOPLE – but they wont say it. If you saw what Newt Gingrich has saying… Okay, for those who don’t know, I don’t even know if I can recount it in a way that makes sense to people…he was quoting from an article by Dinesh D’Souza who’s saying now, (what Newt Gingrich says he believes] is that ‘Obama is getting his philosophy from his father’ (who he spent about a month with –in his whole life when he was 8 years old) and that ‘his father was a loud tribesman from Kenya who was mad at white people’, and so Newt says that he [Obama] is anti colonial. Like that’s a bad thing. Like when George Washington was fighting the British – it was a good thing to be anti colonial.

Sarcasm is Bills ‘everyday all day’,
I’m Qui
just retyping what he and LARRY had to say.
Hey-eyyyy!
I got’cha back
& I’ll be back with MORE BILL…momentarily.