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Recap and Dap

In Comedy, Communication, education, Griot, Networking, News, Self Improvement, TV Shows on March 28, 2022 at 11:13 am
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I know… I know. I just wanted to wait —
as long as possible before addressing that #SlapInTheFace.

Yes? Is that why you are here? You want to know my thoughts?
Well, listen up dear, “anyone can get caught.”

The Real Housewives Of franchise would like to know alas,
if Will Smith is interested in teaching a Master Class

on HOW TO thwart folks from hurting those whom you love?
Sometimes it just warrants a word — or a slap to be heard
and other times it warrants a hug.

Last night at the Academy whilst Chris Rock was divvying out jokes —
He cracked a meant-2B-funny on Jada, honey…
Had he a “glass jaw,” it would’ve been broke.

Will walked up with an open-paw-smoke and smacked-the-joke-out of Rock.
The audience would have laughed, but the audience was shocked.

This morning’s news commentators could not seem to get enough of…
Jada wasn’t going for “JANE,” she has Alopecia.

Alopecia is an illness to which most suffers pain in mane care;
Alopecia is a disease that takes the sufferers hair.

It’s that simple.
Will defended his wife in the face of a joke-dimple.

Jokes are cute in broad day light.
They’re not so cute when the joked-upon-subject, isn’t alright.

Last night’s cinematography plight did turn
the camera to Jada and Jada looked hurt.

What do you do then?
Should her husband have ‘told her to lighten up and held her hand?

I don’t think so.
My heart also goes out to Chris Rock, for it’s clear that “he did not know

that Jada had Alopecia.
If all is fair in love and jokes, last night was beast-rough.

But we all made it through,
and Will had to do what Will had to do.

I pray that he and his brother Chris are able to overcome,
what was done in all-seriousness
during a moment of fun.

I pray their love is not lost and when they return to the public square that we will all see,
respect is big in our community and that we often act-out with no discern or doubt what our hearts mean.

I should know. Who hasn’t reacted in emotion a time or two, or ‘fo?
I’m Qui
Let’s dap it up on “we,” and show misunderstandings the front ‘do.

Tenor

Love is big and surpasses tall.
Now let this be a lesson to us all.

Walk It Out

In Comedy, dance, Griot, Music, Networking, Self Improvement, Video on December 30, 2020 at 4:51 am

Sitting too long isn’t good for you.  I’m a writer and I sit like, “Ooo. Is there any reason to stand and don shoes?”  But sitting too long can yield our postures big blues.

I should know, I have TMJD — so keeping a good balance is good for me.

One should be often about walking to and fro. Several months back, I had Vertigo.

And good balance was not “a working thing” that day. It took more than 12-hours to dissipate.

I felt like I was on a boat – without a doubt. The only thing I wanted to do was “straight-away” Walk It Out.

Have you ever been there, at any point where your body does something unfair?

It happens and it happened.  Resist most urges to pout. — Live in the moment proactively and always: Walk It out.

Chris Rock used to have a joke in reference to resilience; I love him.  He referenced black families walking off disease and applying Robitussin:

It’s Hump Day and I’m feeling it. Good things are coming your way – I’m sending it.  When the video editing is done – I’m rendering it.  Take the day by the horns and insist good be born in it. Alas, when all resolutions are good-to-go, put a pin in it.

Stand still for no one and nothing; move expeditiously to get things done.

I’m Qui

‘gonna Walk It Out with thee – straight into 2021.

I think we’re going to LIKE it:

What’s Been Missing? The GAS.

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement, TV Shows, Video on June 7, 2017 at 5:10 am

no-passing-gas.jpgI’m not a big bean fan, but I like to a eat a few
And you know about the musicals – what they make you do.
Toot-Toot!
They go in and run-through.

But that’s not The GAS that I’m Missing today,
I’m missing the gas of comedy. Where have the goods gone away?

I’m tired of laughing at our country. We’re the butted laugh dump 
of international jokes. The world jester is our card-of -trump.

Hardy-ho-hump! That man is not funny to me in any way.
I used to dig being first in the world. Folks loved the USA.

I know things will get better and I pray we won’t go for broke,
Though in the meantime I’m gonna insert a few more jokes

Because folks really and truly need it.
You reap what you sew?
So you know I gotta seed it.
I cut and pasted quite these, so you could read it:

Kevin Hart said
kevin-hart-2017.jpgConsidering a night of EXTACY benefits?
“You know what, I need to get my lady back. This is what I do. ‘Babe, I got an idea to get the spark back in our relationship. We should both take ecstasy one time….It’s going to make us talk, we’re going to have sex, it’s going to be the best.’ She said fine. She takes the pill. Her pill gives her all the right reactions. I take the pill. My pill made me believe that I was a drug dealer….We were talking, she was like, ‘Babe, I just want to be happy. I just want the disrespect to stop.’ ‘Let me tell you something, you’re worried about disrespect? What you need to worry about is how I’m going to deliver this kilo of cocaine to (expletive) Pablo….Where do you think I get all this money from? Jokes?…You think I’m out here making funny money? (Expletive), I’m in the game, I’m out here in the (expletive) streets.'”

It happened so quick… he forgot
“It’s my mom’s funeral. I’m on the right side, I’ve got the casket….I’m crying, I’m a mess….My dad see me crying, my dad stood up, punched me in the back of the head. ‘Man up. She gone.’ I forgot where I was, I threw the casket.”

Bedroom consensual violence & silence
“Here’s the thing with talking dirty. I can say dirty (expletive), I just don’t like it when you say stuff back, ’cause when you say stuff back, then I’ve got to say something back to what you said. It’s too much. Shut up….’Yeah, you like this (expletive), don’t you?’ ‘Oh, what do I like about it?’ ‘I don’t know. I didn’t expect you to say what you said when you said it. I thought you were going to let me keep going ’cause I got some other stuff I wanted to say.'”

I remember watching DEF COMEDY JAM when Hamburger said…

I like the freedom of bedroom talk by the comics.
So let’s agree besides the laughter, the provocativeness is missed.

cedric-the-entertainer-2017.jpgBut I am not done pumping gas, I want to talk about a few more that make us laugh, like Cedric The Entertainer. He’s got a side-splitting NETFLIX show going on. You can laugh-out-loud at the trailer HERE – Cedric is going strong. Cracking on family is fair game, not wrong.

We’re not laughing enough good people! Thus I’m doing my best. I got up this morning giggling and yawning out here in the Southwest. I’d love to be a fly at Chris Rocks desk. He’s a crack ‘em up character too. I went on the hunt to see what the funny sir is doing at 52 and found THIS review.

chris-rock-52yrs-old.jpgHe’s a natural comedian, I think his style is best
and while ‘Whole Foods isn’t a racist store – the $7 oranges say: YES!’

Click the link and read Chris’ work in context and then laugh until you pass gas.

You deserve it.
Be silent so that no one heard it.
Or laugh much louder
if you choose to thunder shower.

GAS. It’s up to you.

Today is hump day and I’m humping “the laugh.”
I’m a little full of air, but won’t be passing gas.
I will however give yesterdays laugh a little more dap
As I close this out with the legendary Bernie Mac…

I ain’t scared of them mothers either, I stare ‘em down and laugh,
I’m Qui
Happy Hump Day baby, What’s Been Missing is The GAS.

Pump some of this and look for more at a comedy house near you.
Life is too short to survive on food, water and the news.

LAUGH,
YOU