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NEWS PERUSE

In Communication, Griot, News, Politics, Self Improvement on May 11, 2016 at 5:37 am

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The TALK —

OH my word and oh no!
What’s going on with those Osbourne folk?

I’m not an avid fan of The TALK show
but I do watch it on the occassional to and fro

but yesterday, yo! — I was saddened to hear at the table
that Ozzy and Sharons betrothed union isn’t so stable.

Well, Ozzy isn’t sick, as in health, that’s for damn sure,
but he is in some sort of crisis that calls for a “wait and see” cure.

I’m not so sure if you’ve heard of, but chances are that you have
The rift at the Osbourne home is certainly nothing of which to laugh.

osbournes-split-2016.gifOzzy and Sharon have been married for nearly 34 years
and now a 45-year old make-up artist is being blamed for new jeers.

Well not “blamed for” but “pointed out” – and Monday Mrs. Osbourne was absent from work.
Few things in life are certain, and when consistency breaks – it hurts.

Sharon has breast cancer and is facing the trials of her life —
Ozzy is in a position similar to where John Edwards was with his wife.

My goodness. Is it ‘mid life strife?‘ What is going on during the long haul?
I’m pretty inquisitive because I’ve been on the trail a while, y’all.

I suppose any time two human beings who are different decide to – in matrimony, come together,
we should respect their choices and processes to storm out their relationship weather.

I agree.
So that’s the news. Now let it be.

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I don’t think the same standard will be held or given to the Clinton’s
Trumps dowsing his stump with Bills yesterdays — the presidential UN-mentions.

But Hill’s an old pro and this won’t bother her.
Angela Bassett and Bey will be there to coddle her…

I pray the former first lady is sipping Lemonade and Waiting to Exhale
and gives, in the general election, the hair disturbing Donald Trump hell.

On higher ground in November in the state of Arizona, legalizing MMJ will be on the ballot.
I know a lot of folk verbally oppose but are secretly smoking from a bowl-like chalice.

To them, I say, “Suck a phallus.”
Blame my tactful speech on my being from Dallas.

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IN OTHER NEWS —

It seems that the Trumped up rhetoric outlasted other Republican candidates
and that Donald is mounted on prides rock to head up the Republicans race.

He is their face now and many may not like it.
Politics has always been nasty, Drumpf only spiked it.

My charged task is to “write it” and so I’m doing my part.
I think Trump just wants more popularity and BEING PRESIDENT is not in his heart.

He’s an outstanding business man by failures overcome
but that does not qualify him to run the United States sum.

gwbush-guys.gifG.W. Bush was a business man and we gave him two terms
and while he led a corporate as a civilian – he gave us 2 burns.

He was surrounded by big heads who wanted to be in the seat where he sat.
They had their intentions and he was just an indention – so on his legacy ‘they spat.’

Recent history and conditions note his terms and now President Obama is closing his two.
The country is split on ‘how well he did it.’ Personally, I’m going to hate to bid him adieu.

It’s true. And perhaps a lot has gone wrong during his term but so much has gone right.
Who knew that any type of universal health plan would ever see true daylight?

It isn’t perfect but the platform has a purposeful passion.
Let time and amended law shape the necessaries it into action.

I absolutely believe in us. We can do it! We can do it!
The worst has been conquered – President O pulled us through it!

We now have car insurance and health insurance — because the law said it’s so.
It may not be perfect, but it will still ‘fix you up’ – yo!

Still the Republican party is sick and Trump won’t be bidding anyone adeiu.
Paul Ryan ain’t crying, but he did he say, ‘he’ll step aside of Trump asks him to.’
Oooo.

I’m paraphrasing but in context – I’m pretty dead on.
I may not be a Paul Ryan fan, but his reaction to Trump isn’t wrong.

Ain’t nobody up for being punk’ed especially while being the speaker in charge.
Pray for the elephants in the room. Their issues go hard.

Bernie and Hillary aren’t in a love fest either.
If Bernie’s energy could burn, it would probably feel like Ether.

He so wants to be the nominee. I know –and it isn’t over.
But it’s highly unlikely that he’ll be the nominated sewer.

He’s got bold ideas and I like that a lot.
Though Hillary, [Fmr. Secretary of State] will likely win the spot.

And not because her wardrobe is hot – if I were a better, I’d bet
that most of her campaign outfits were inspired by ol’ Star Trek.

Aw, what the heck! HIllary’s got odd fashion and Trump’s got odd hair.
Politics is starting to look like love and war – but we know ALL is not fair.

And so nothing is new when it comes to this race.
November is fast approaching PREPARE for the polls to see your face.

VOTE!

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About Us —

And so, here we are again, still with life, fam and friends.
Still employed; bringing in ends. Still meditating and avoiding “the sin.”

All of this is very good my friend
and so, you and I, we’ll continue to strive for ‘the win.’

screenplayMe? I’m over here on these scripts. I’m birthing new pages daily.
I’m content to spend my days in creative play, knowing the future will pay me.

Yay WE! We have so much to look forward to.
I’m out here doing me – you’re out here doing you.

If you see me on the street today, shout a , “Yoo-hoo!
and I’ll be quick to return a “Eh baby! What it do?

I wouldn’t mind breaking from writes to chop-it-up with you.
Your energy is likely a friend to me and could influence my creative groove.

Like I say, “Eh baby! What it do?” I’m trying to run into you!
I’m Qui
Absolutely cool about humping WE on this day,  la NEWS PERUSE.

NEWS

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Music, Networking, News, Politics, Self Improvement, Video on April 26, 2016 at 9:12 am

He was a SEXY MOTHER…

rip-prince-april21-2016Prince took the elevator out. He crossed over on April 21 from his Paisely Estate in MN. We all know so much of why we loved him but in the end I realize that I actually know so little about the man. I was a fan. I’m still a fan of the moves he made in the music industries face that said loud and proud, “I am not your property.” He lent us his talents – no one owned them. That’s sexy and he will be missed.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

He produced music and movies at will –
solely out of passion and thrill.

Nothing could be better.
He made the men look confident and the girls get wetter.

Sheila E. knew him better and she loved him the most.
Let us raise our lighters and glasses for a Raining Prince toast.
In such brief time he did the most.

Oh and as far as internet rumors go –
Haywood Nelson is not his brother, yo.

Many have been researching relative information on the late Prince, Mr.
Take heart, he had quite a few half siblings and left us one full blooded sister:

Meet Tyka Nelson…

 

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Sipping LEMONADE in the shade

then theres…

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Laugh a little.
It will tighten your middle. 😀

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What’s happening Today

Well, Politics ain’t new and the Donald is still running
he’s got nothing on Hillary but his campaign is cunning

and I can imagine in the general election, nasty hands will be played.
I am confident in the end that Donald Trump will get slayed.

politics-2016-hill-bern-trumpHill will be executing her Beyonce side,
she’s planning to rack up the votes and white house ride.

Bill Clinton’s long-time bride… but this is no easy sack.
Trump’s got a strong stump and a mouth full of smack.

I like that. I like a challenge presented via convenient friends.
Post The Bern love fest – Hill’s political knowledge wins.

What’s Happening Today is surely the same as yesterdays logged sorrows
but if we utilize intellect and make the VOTE-connect, we can better influence tomorrow.

Stay focused on you and your truths.
Vote in November. You are counting on you…

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Getting High can be

getting-high-keyA blessings and a curse.
It depends on which song and which verse.

If you’re doing drugs by mouth or vein –
You’re missing out. I’m HIGH off BRAIN.

I’m a fan of glue, but do take a closer look —
I’m fan of the bind it yields the pages of a book.

I’m a fan of the drink – it is so very true.
My preference is H2o and little Jesus juice.

I don’t mind sharing my truths, I’m not into “the lie.”
I’m all about making historical strides. I’m HIGH on LIFE.

Not a Miller High Life thang – though that was my grand daddy’s drink.
The former spokesperson was my HS alumni and delivers me to think

about him, he has passed, not much more than a year ago,
just as I was getting used to the commercials of the Miller High Life show.

Windell was an alright dude and while he was drug free he loved a good meal.
Comfort food is good (best when found in the hood) but can take you down. For real.

Don’t use food as a drug.

Getting High can be awesome, but it need not come with an added burn.
I’m Qui
Getting High everyday from the things I read and rehashing the lessons I’ve learned.

Lift your mind and your behind will do amazing things.

What the L

In Comedy, Communication, Networking, Politics, Self Improvement on May 7, 2015 at 1:05 pm

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Good afternoon good people, take a hit and pass
I’m not on a mission about dissin’ – I’m all about the laugh.

Reality is running rampart, may comedy dispel,
and this little segment is something I like to call:

What The L!!

Don’t just be incredible, be a #Boss.

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?”

The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”

”What about the green one?” the man asks.

The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”

”What about the red one?” the man asks.

The assistant says, ”That one’s $10,000.”

The man says, ”What does HE do?”

The assistant says, ”I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”

#Hillary ain’t no chicken but…

What do you get when you order a ‘Hillary Clinton’ at KFC?
Answer: Two breasts and a left wing.

Keep it #Professional.

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month’s Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.

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#QuickThinking is mandatory when a situation is sinking – especially when your odds are stinking…

To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, “And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”

Thinking of getting a new #Car, keep in mind,
Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

Resist the devil and he will flee, or just #Erase your first thought…
A gentleman sits next to a priest on an airplane. He sees the priest doing a crossword puzzle.
Time passes and the priest says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ‘u-n-t’?”
The gentleman thinks about this and finally says, “I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt.'”
The priest replies, “Oh, you’re right. That fits, too. Would you happen to have an eraser?”
Ooops! I saw you smirking. Go on and laugh a little bit.
Don’t let the mundane win or amount to about nit!

Smile broadly – like you’re slick and peak a little peer curiosity,
I’m Qui
Laughing with you via la comical veracity.

What the L?
Everybody needs to stop and laugh for a spell.
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