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Getting To It

In Communication, Griot, News, Self Improvement on November 14, 2017 at 6:18 am

Broaching the mid is progress sweet,
It’s Day 2 in this early opportunistic week.

Whatcha got planned? Include something that you love.
Hump day is in view; just a few hours up.

Up hill, that is, or so they say.
Me? I’m quite hype about this weeks 7-days.

Each and every hour of everyday can be used
To stack positive, go mining for good and explore a new view.

Check the angles of the wind, keep your ear to ground
And if your course is incorrectly charted – go ‘head and turn around.

I’m quick to get up today and quick to get on my way
I’ve got a lot of work planned at the start & then I’m off to play!

happy-tuesdayGoing out to play on a Tuesday? You betcha!
When friends show up with business plans to chop up —
Am I in? You betcha! 🤗

But not a minute before I checked in on ya…
How’s it going baby? Any chance you’re in Arizona?

If you are, locate me and join me – our think tank loves a good head!
I’m Qui
Yawning a high pitched “Oui,” opportunity is at hand and I’m passionately lead.

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Since we Talking – What About SEX?

In Self Improvement, TV Shows, weightloss on June 14, 2017 at 4:30 am
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Science and Math does it for me. #NerdLover

Oh my goodness. I mean, really, HOW LONG CAN YOU GO without expecting me to talk about it? It’s been a minute since the subject has broached lips so lets take a moment today to talk about ‘bumping hips.’

Remember Dr. Ruth? She educated the children of the 80’s and I was learnin.’
Though today’s sexual cue giver is (The Doctors) Dr. Jennifer Berman.

Do you know her? Do you know yourself? Are you still in touch?
Are you working and sleeping – not “getting it in” enough?

I don’t mean to be in your business child? I’m just askin,’
because clogged up pipes is just not THAT in fashion.

Don’t be afraid to utilize a little Draino,
your hand, a girlfriend or a homey-lover Django.

Whoa! What? Kinfolk, I’m just saying…
if it’s a natural stress reliever that you’ve been praying

for?
Consider SEX your goto score.

Don’t forget about it, let this be the knock on the door.
Tonight take-it-down a notch, maybe fours to the floor.

What?! Nobody’s listening but me and you.
Are you letting your hair down, still doin’ the do??

Ooo, please let me remind you that sex is good for you.
Mono or with a partner, the clearing of pipes is pretty huge.

The health benefits that follow the orgasmic process
are truly and really among the best.

Ooo! Ah! and Yes, yes, yes!
Seem to accompany the feeling best.

You remember – don’t you? Then do it again.
Go home tonight and dance with a friend.

Celebrate love and the feeling of human touch.
Celebrate safe. Soft, raw, rough…
The point of it all is human touch.

Masturbation? I know all about it,
but let another day be the day that we tout it.

I talk about a myriad of things week to week; never a boring view,
So in the spirit of keeping a healthy balance, we have to cover sex too.

Don’t you want to “cover” it?
If it’s been too long, rediscover it.

Life is too short and love is true.
Love yourself and don’t forget ‘the do.

Ooo! I’m on a roll, but you get the point
The act is good for your organs and your joints.

Get to it.
High morals in place? Screw it!

Today’s suggestion is speaking to your human nature.
Getting some thanks your body and does your confidence a favor.

Yes, honey! I am telling you.
A little afternoon nookie will get you through.

It’s Hump Day now. How appropriate a time?
I’m Qui
Trying to invoke thee to do a little bump and grind.

Go on and knock the dust off, before the weekends shine.
This is a grown folks read. I’m over the 40 line.
#Massage your mind.

Getting to it 

In Communication, News, Self Improvement on April 25, 2017 at 6:14 am

Broaching the mid is progress sweet,
It’s Day 2 in this early opportunistic week.

Whatcha got planned? Include something that you love.
Hump day is in view; just a few hours up.

Up hill, that is, or so they say.
Me? I’m quite hype about this weeks 7-days.

Each and every hour of everyday can be used
To stack positive, go mining for good and explore a new view.

Check the angles of the wind, keep your ear to ground
And if your course is incorrectly charted – go ‘head and turn around.

I’m quick to get up today and quick to get on my way
I’ve got a lot of work planned at the start & then I’m off to play!

Going out to play on a Tuesday? You betcha!
When friends show up with business plans to chop up —
Am I in? You betcha! 🤗

But not a minute before I checked in on ya…
How’s it going baby? Any chance you’re in Arizona?

If you are, locate me and join me – our think tank loves good head!
I’m Qui
Yawning a high pitched “Oui,” opportunity is at hand and I’m passionately lead.

JuJu on Da Beat

In Communication, dance, Music, Networking, Video on November 23, 2016 at 5:32 am

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Sometimes you have to:

JuJu on the beat
JuJu on that beat
JuJu on that, JuJu on that, JuJu on that beat
Now slide, drop
Hit dem folks, don’t stop
AYE!
Don’t stop, aye
Don’t stop, aye.

Right? 

I find myself JuJu’ing quite a bit these days. You should see me sliding down the self checkout lane.  In the event that you don’t see me doing it and you want to cop these moves for yourself, peep the ZAY’s and HUMP their dance!

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Believe it or not, even though I keep a well oiled blog –
when I’m not on keyboard I fancy the dance than more the talk.

It’s as easy for me to accomplish as getting up to walk.
All I need is a beat and enough room for a squat.

I’m not all over the place when I bust a JuJu,
because I wouldn’t want to land an accidental 1-2.

In the dance choreography when they say “Hit them folks, don’t stop, ” —
Well I’ve been working out and I’d hate to mislay my lil guns on ‘ya.

So when I JuJu on the da beat, I’m sure to block my space,
I’m Qui
Humping the Zay’s and offering you floor space.

Let’s dance and let our hair down like nobody’s looking.
Make that #GetIT face — let me know you’re crooking.

Oh and…

YOU CUTE!
YOU YO MOMA’S SON!
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Not quite Kyphosis — at all

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Networking, News, Self Improvement on September 7, 2016 at 6:33 am
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“Hump” on the backs of 4 and an exclamation mark.

Kyphosis. What it is? Kyphosis is the medical definition of a hump back. Kyphosis is evidence of an abnormal curvature in the upper back. It is grammatically and socially offensive to call the back condition a hump.

So what’s abnormal about the curve of the mid-week point that it is deemed “Hump Day?” I went on the hunt for clarity on this “hump” and found:

“Starting around 1965, Wednesday began being referred to as “hump day.” Smack dab in the middle of the traditional work week,
arriving at Wednesday symbolizes that we’ve made it over the hump and the weekend is in sight.
Mar 19, 2014″

http://blog.dictionary.com/wednesday/

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Words, Words, Words. I can’t explain them all
and that “Over The Hill” marker is not your youthful fall.’

I’ve already had my 40th and I think that history has been lying.
Getting old takes effort baby, and your girl Qui ain’t trying. lol! 😀

Anywho it’s Wednesday at large between me and you
and I’ve been laughing a belly’s hoo

over these RICKEY SMILEY For Real re-runs.
TV One has been marathon’ing season 1.

I DVR’d it as I had only seen season 2.
Rickey divvies the laughs among the truths.

This is a loosely scripted reality show, like ol’ Larry David’s.
It’s an interesting way to broadcast a say — I’m just glad they’ve made this.

The show is funny, it’s enlightening and it relates to how I’m living.
Familial relating requires some debating and Rickey’s style is always giving.

I enjoy an intellectual laugh – the kind that makes you think and not just act.
I enjoy Ms. Juicy, Gary Da Tea, Da Brat and HeadCrack!

These are my people indeed.
Spilling laughter there after, beyond the radio feed.

DISH’ing celebrity dirt is certainly nothing new
Rickey Smileys work crew are into that too! Ooo!

It’s packed with good times and its moral points are often a slam dunk.
Though I must admit I crack up when they talk about “Monkey Stomp.”

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Though I have a feeling it has to do with a dimensional “hump” –
I laugh at grown humor. I dig it very much.

Rickey usually broadcasts on Tuesday nights before “the hump” marks the spot.
Again, I’m fond of “the hump,” and my humps are supported by Sir. Mix Alot!

Fergie backs me up, she too, is ‘a lady of humps,’ dare I say.
I don’t know yo’, but to me, humps yield a fondness to Wednesdays.

Nothing wrong with taking a bad label and turning it around.snl-fist-bump-pound
If you’re into the mastering “the hump” –  give me a pound.

I think that you’re into it. I think that you like it.
If there were no humps in life – the bullet, you might bite it

in fear that you weren’t needed;  invisible.
Thank God for life — you’re needed alright.  
To think that you’re not, is just turkey-bull. 😀

And there’s nothing wrong with it: embracing the hump.
Though you don’t want to hoard a rash of bumps.

Ever!
Having a doctor treat that is both wise and clever.  🙂

What’s on my desk today is a total mixed bag,
A hump here, a valley there — no room in this day for a d r a g.

I’m glad too because I prefer to stay productively busy!
I’m Qui
If you see me in between humps, hug me and kiss me…

I’m always quick to hump onto #Reciprocation.
Let’s DO IT.
XoXo.

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Happy H U M P Day!

Humping Good Fashion

In Communication, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement on January 13, 2016 at 7:30 am

a-lion-is-like-a-LyonThere are a number of fashionable women that showcase on my 55″ flat screen weekly that I love. There’s Olivia Pope, Annalise Keating, the women on RHOA: Phaedra, Porsha and Kenya to name a few, and of course we can’t forget that diva at the top of EMPIRE. My goodness — I’m surrounded and because I’m a workaholic I rely heavily on my DVR to hold the 411 until I can dedicate an entire day to going through 3-4 episodes at a time to peep garment styles. It’s a necessary.

So let’s review a pic or two where hair, make-up and wardrobe all came through. Ooo! Nothings excites me more than:

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Besides being an attorney and a funeral home owner Phaedra Parks is “hair and makeup.” I don’t care what this woman is wearing her hair and makeup is always on fleek. Eyebrows, lips and her fabulous eyeshadow color blending is always stunning. Watching Phaedra give me face makes me miss Married to Medicine’s: Quad Lunceford.  I can’t wait for the new season to fire up.
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.The USA twirls every time Kenya Moore is doing her thing. Have you ever seen a woman so flawless in action? If you haven’t check her out on BRAVO: Real Housewives of Atlanta every Sunday at 8/7c. I’ll never forget how flawless she looked when she took that lick from Porsha during a reunion episode. She recovered like a true diva with a mouthful of damnation — that played out royally for Porsha at the start of the following season. Kenya is the real deal. I like everything about her. As for those who feel otherwise — they will just have to get over it. I have a feeling she’s on display for the long run.

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RHOA_PorshaWhat can I say about this lady? She’s just so darn pretty. Porsha is a member of the RICKY SMILEY MORNING SHOW in addition to being a fashionable, eye candy cast member on the RHOA. From head to toe, this lady knows how to work it! Check out her INSTAGRAM view too: OooLaLa! Porsha lends fashionable insight every time the camera is pointed her way. THANKS Porsha! #ShineON.

 

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.Life is a SCANDAL and you very well know it, but good God I love the way ABC’s Olivia Pope shows it! I can never miss an episode of ‘a day in the life of Olivia Pope.’ The writers, hair, make-up and wardrobe designers are spot on – episodically. And while different retail outlets claim to have an Olivia Pope fashion line,” unless I hear it from the lips of ABC’s Scandal Wardrobe Director that this is her choice, I’m not buying it. Recreating a similar line at an affordable price is a nice try, however, Olivia’s look cut’s no corners and is not cheap. Let the spending scandal begin. #CopTheLook

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htgwm_annalisekeatingHow to get away with staying on top of the fashion chain is much tougher than learning HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER. Yeah? Sometimes it feels like it may be, but Annalise Keating seems to have no problem staying on top of the a.m. fashion conquer regardless of what mayhem the midnight hour throws her way. Fashion, make-up, stunning shoes and the right wig is crucial. Annalise knows how to “put it on” and get away with it. I like that.

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But wait! Don’t nobody move until Cookie comes in!!
Those shoes, that bag, that hat — that grin.

Whenever I feel edgy and want to start a fire,
I channel the fashions of that Diva Cookie, from EMPIRE!

Bossy & Bad — her attire fits the bill.
I resort to Cookies wardrobe for any battle that may be uphill.
Never thwarting the hat or the heels.

Humping Good Fashion is for real.
If you can’t own the streets — you know the deal:
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Today is Wednesday and I’m Humping GOOD FASHION.
A guide to what’s right is all I’ve been asking.

I still cop the magazines in the checkout line,
however the RHOA girls make it all come alive.

I DVR a few shows and suddenly my fashion thrives.
Using fashion as revenge is enough to make a girl cry.

I love it. Clean shoes and a nice hat always compliments sweet,
I’m Qui
Visiting the MAC counter for the flawless face of me.

Clothes works wonders,
but the right face brings all the thunder.
#AddItUp
#SoSharpYouCut

Good News

In Communication, Griot, News, Self Improvement on December 9, 2015 at 6:52 am

how_to_make_donald_trump_hairdoOh yeah! Oh yeah! Amongst the stupidity in politics
there are still a couple of comics that yield me a ‘side split.’

That “Donald Trump spit” keeps me informed and laughing.
He ain’t trying to win the nomination – his show stunt is “gassing.”

He’s all air and no platform.
I think his lead in the polls is his personal alarm.

He’s spent the least money, because he didn’t expect to get this far.
He keeps talking nonsense and his supporters keep raising the bar.

I’ve been laughing, “hardy, har-har!” Donald J. Trump is funny indeed.
I think he’s high on entitlement and waste from bull – but definitely no weed.

Weed smoking yields to couch sitting and couch sitting leads to thoughts.
A lot of red eyed elders smoke pot and spew real world wisdom that could never be bought.

Donald wouldn’t be caught in rotation for a j.
But he rallies in fascism on the U.S. political stage.

No war is being waged to stop him in his say.
He’s ruining the smart look of the republicans face.

It’s kind of funny to see this unfold, it’s kind funny how so many feel “in place”
showing up at his rallies, reaching historical tallies, to show the world our prejudiced face.

The Good News is Donald’s constituents collectively repudiate
regardless if in private they don’t mind his rhetoric of hate.

What’s good is that they will not, aloud, show the world their arse.
Donald is about REALITY SHOW partying and this stage is just ‘a horse.’

A vehicle to national cameras, this is merely something ELSE for the rich man to do
when he doesn’t have a happening show to feed via network to me and you.

Give it up for this dude, for keeping us entertained.
Never mind his crazy whines, I can’t stop laughing at his mane.

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i-love-my-cowboysWoopty do and ding, diggity dong –
Embrace the ‘blue and silver’ – my Cowboys WON!

It wasn’t by a big margin, but enough to make me grin
A win is a win, 19-16 over the Redskins.

I’ll take it. We needed it, the Win column has been slim,
but thanks to the Redskin WIN our prospects aren’t so dim.

Good News indeed. I hope the boys are up for the cost.
Castle please hold strong, until Romo can return for the playoffs.football divider

gasolineMore Good News and this has nothing to do with Trumps talking
but gas prices are down and less folk are forced to walking.

Yeah I know walking is good for us, and burning calories doesn’t hurt,
but walking is the long way and the last way you want to have to get to work.

You know?
May the low gas prices continue to flow
especially as the winter temps dip low.
No need to get in a stir if you don’t have a chinchilla fur —
low gas prices is Good News, yo!
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Wilson-Cowboys-christmas-2015-We are now 15-days until Christmas and 15 is my favorite number.
I’ve been filling up the tree for family, friends and me – Christmas Day is no time for slumber.

This season is real ‘ding hummer!’ I love playing Mrs. Clause.
I’ve got enough love in my heart for everyone. It’s true I’m loving on y’all!
XO!!

The Good News is the Bible duly backs me up –
Cor. 13:13 says “the greatest of these [choicest graces] is love.”

I’ve got it!
I use my discerning eye in public to ‘spot it,’

then I run up and hug the person that’s vibing  like me.
Good Morning World! HUMP this feeling,
my name is Qui.

It’s Wednesday baby!
and love is coming your way from this positive lady!

LOVE is always
Good News!

Bedroom Workouts = MASSIVE Caloric Burn

In Communication, Griot, News, Science, Self Improvement on November 25, 2015 at 8:41 am

twister-gameBedroom Workouts = MASSIVE Caloric Burn if you do it long enough, so get that stamina up! Nothing says loving like something from the oven, but please forget not to forego the “love handles.” Therefore I’m taking it upon myself to mention some KEY MOVES that may remind you that you have all of the calorie burning tools that you need to emerge from this Thanksgiving Holiday a finer, fitter, more svelt chap — if not at the very least it’ll help you maintain and not gain.

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Oh and I forgot to mention that if you have a Boo, it’s FREE! Nothing could be finer than the two of you – after a steady string of daily copulation emerging fitter. The caloric burn can be quite significant but not nearly as much as the honest to goodness internal workout you give your blood vessels, your heart and your lungs — especially during climax.

Don’t be quiet. Put this finger somewhere else:
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Let loose and verbally respond in the bedroom. Moan if you don’t have the words. It’s all good.

If this is your “usual behavior” — carry on solider, but for the rest of us that get carried away with “life” that we forget the “duvet fight” — this is for us. Holidays are your days buddy.

But maybe you’re wondering like, what room will you occupy – since the house will be full of family, friends and puberty pimpled teens? Good question. Ruth Doherty of AOL’s travel scene suggests getting a room. Why not? You’ve been together so long, you’re married, the holidays are being held at your house? All of these reasons are even better reasons to GET A ROOM. Ruth has researched the issue and has this to say about it:

Why hotel sex really is better than regular sex
Ever noticed that before? Well, you were right…

just-a-hotel-roomIf you’ve ever thought that sex is better in a hotel room, you weren’t just imagining things.

Ian Kerner, psychotherapist, sex counsellor, and author of “She Comes First” has told the Huffington Post why.

He says there are chemical responses that occur in our brains when we have sex in a hotel bed, that don’t necessarily happen in our own bedrooms.

He explains it’s all about the new exciting and indulgent environment.

“The novelty of the hotel room is going to stimulate dopamine transmission in the brain, which pays a big role in arousal and sexual excitement,” he says.

When we check in to a hotel room, we ‘check out’ of real life for a while, and this stress-relieving move adds to the sexual intensity.

He explains: “For sexual arousal to occur, especially in women, parts of the brain associated with anxiety and stress need to turn off.

“So I often advise couples to turn their bedroom into a love nest that’s free from distractions. I think a hotel – as a sort of generic luxury – automatically helps people tune out the anxiety.

“There aren’t photos of kids, bills that need to be paid, books that need to be read; you’re in a place out of time, out of your life. And the shutting down or the pushing away of that anxiety, creating a boundary of anxiety and stressors of everyday life, is going to contribute to sexual arousal.”

The sense of getting away from it all also adds to the idea of treating yourself, and can therefore increase arousal.

According to Yahoo News, Kerner added: “There’s a psychological mindset when people check into a hotel that they can pamper themselves,”

“There’s something a little luxurious, languorous, and sumptuous about a hotel that lends itself to feeling sexual.”

Ref. source:  http://travel.aol.co.uk/2015/11/24/why-hotel-sex-is-better-than-regular-sex/

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So what do you say sweetheart? Shall we make reservations for two
say that we’re going to the store and bid family adeiu?

It will just be for a minute or two. Let’s tell them that we have a mandator meeting.
With whom? I don’t know. Ok, let’s stick to “the sto’– and lets be haste because time is fleeting.

I’d do it. I’m risky. I do have the gall.
ME [to fam] Listen up – I gotta make a run y’all.

It’s that simple.
I smile and use my finger to make a dimple.

And then I’d quickly exit the joint
to room 315 at lovers point.

It certainly sounds like fun to me, but I won’t have many houseguests to nourish or churn,
I’m Qui
Prepping for the day of THANKS and my “light guest list” ensures room for my holiday caloric burn.

Heyyyyy! Happy Hump Day babies!
#StayFit
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And it DON’T STOP…

In Communication, Griot, Self Improvement on March 25, 2015 at 8:21 am

Its Party TimeWatching my 17-year old daughter grow up, travel with me, relate with me, weigh in with me, and even begin with me has been a beautiful experience and especially over the last 2-weeks [Spring Break]. 2015 is  a big year for us, besides me loving the number 15, this is my daughters high school graduation year. This will also be the year that she enters into college and my domestic nest will be lighter. Yep! That’s it. I’m a kid again.

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I had the babies and raised the babies –
good God it’s time to pamper the lady!

It’s time for me and my HS beau to approach the ramp
that we diverted from to raise a camp.

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The camp is raised and we’ve armed them with the knowledge
that they will need to make it through college.

They are well on their way and there’s no debating,
this nest is lighter and needs redecorating.

Oh yeah! I’m one of those Mom’s. I’m moving on.
My agenda is sexy, my attraction is strong.

I love the kids but life is to be copped.
The kids are almost grown And it DON’T STOP!

I started having kids early, HUMP IT — if you’re about to be free too!
I’m Qui
Life is at hand And it DON’T STOP – I’ve got all kinds of stuff I want to do.

Happy Hump Day sweetheart.
Spring is at hand – yielding us a new start.
Take it!
XO!!

Nina Simone – as my own…

In Communication, Griot, Music, Networking, News, Self Improvement on February 11, 2015 at 7:17 am

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What if I said,

“My hi-fi’s waiting for a new tune
And my glass is waiting for some fresh ice-cubes
I’m just sitting here waiting for you to come on
Back home and turn me on.”

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Would you come ‘a running?

Good morning good people! I do love the works of Ms. Nina Simone. I always have and I always will, in fact her vibing essence had such an impact on me that I named my last child after her. I variated the spelling but yield all credit for Dakota’s middle name to Nina. Last night found me clutching the long stem of a wine glass betwixt my 2nd and 3rd finger on my right hand while my left was committed to the jazz hand motion. Oh yes! Ms. Nina Simone and I have a ritualistic thing going on in the evenings and while it’s quite early this morning and coffee is more appropriately in fashion than wine — I am still feeling her vibe. If you’re feeling good too, join me in a jam or few:

Here Comes The Sun
Love or Leave Me

It’s hump day baby and my glass is half full
I’m swimming up creek and it feels pretty good.

The water is quite cool with no taint at this early hour.
I’m FEELING GOOD with Nina, no forecast of sour.

Nina Simone as my own – I named my daughter after her,
she’s melodic in thought but her ‘vocal pitch’ is a blur. 🙂

My dear daughter isn’t a singer, she’s a writer on an adolescent throne,
My pitch when she was in utero was to have a Simone — as my very own.

Her inking skills are beautiful, her conversation is rarely out of tone…
I’m Qui
Happy Hump Day
to thee, Let’s win day 3 — I claim this too, as my own.