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Aristotles Triad, Board Stiff, Bored Stiff, Creative Directive, Google SEO, Hump Day, Majestic woods, Play games, word play

BORED or BOARD STIFF

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Music, News, Self Improvement, Video on May 6, 2020 at 7:32 am

Please do not confuse BORED STIFF with BOARD STIFF. They are two different kinds.
One can dull you into abyss while the other is a lucky woman’s find.

Yes, yes. I do know my words.
Bored is what the admin is giving us but Board can be a verb

if the owner is wielding it properly.
Word Play lives on Hump Day and of course there ain’t no stopping me.

Especially when I am BORED STIFF.
The dispensary down the way is selling a lift…

Supposedly a hydroponic gift?
I found some male seeds in the mix.

I like a little nut…
it’s not too much.

Hydroponics? I’m hooked on phonics; I’m over here learning, yo —
about Creative Directives, Aristotle’s Triad and Google’s SEO.

There is no time to be boxed in by encroaching bores.
There’s always time to brain massage, build neuropathy and soar.

What are you doing with your precious time
on this fluid flowing mid-week grind?

Are you watching the news a little? That’s fine.
Though it’s a bored man’s way of passing time.

Mr. please don’t be bored too long.
The Mrs. much prefers you be board long.

It’s an adage to an old song,
but from “the Mrs.” to a Mr. Jones.

We should definitely get a better “thing going on.”
My surname is Carter, but I’ll go by Mrs. Jones.

My engine revs best at the mornings sunrise.
I’m into the majestic woods… the timber after the rise.

Yes, yes beloved. Today is the day
that we fancy up to a little word play.

Words are dual and can be quite strong.
Dubious words yield double play and can double down on wrong.

Use them correctly or leave them alone.
Silence is golden. Let it reign long.

If you are not learned, educated; if knowledge isn’t already sown for sprout,
it is best that you say nothing, it’s best that you purse your mouth.

For in the company of the learned, scholars will pick up the whiff
that your mind is a tiny find and it will render them Bored Stiff.

I’m rarely bored with the board. Bring it on! It’s Hump Day,
I’m Qui
a scholarly she on a little (or rather BIG) word play.

Shake things up; play scrabble with your gal or mister.
If the kids are away allow me to suggest a game of TWISTER.

Use “the board” to score
on Sealy a little more!

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can you come out and play, Getting back to it, Hump Day, Leo season, Mueller testimony day, Science, Wednesday

Getting Back To It

In Communication, Griot, News on July 24, 2019 at 5:41 am

Add it up.

As my collegiate graduation date starts to get closer than not,
I’m sitting back thinking, “I am one blessed lil’ snot.’

Academically It’s true.
I’m barely short of my desired GPA of 4.2.

Other than that,
I’m shaping up to be quite the cinematic cat.

A scientist for sure.
School is a curious kid’s cure.

Summer vacation came and went too quick.
I did a lot of editing & snacking; I got a lil’ thick.

It’s all good, child.
I’ve got a home gym inside of my domicile.

How are you doing this mornin?’
The sun in my hood – later on, will be scorchin.’

So I’m up early
exercising and feeling girly

before the sun comes up.
It’s Hump Day and I’m ISO fun.

Summer is still at hand, so whilst you can, please do pursue it.
I pray lunchtime finds me concluding my grind and Getting Back To It:

Letting my hair down if for no other reason
beyond life, love, liberty and the sunny LEO SEASON.

Leos ! ! ! ! ! ! We are back and good lordy!
Reality is long, so let’s all throw a party.

Are you in? Are you in?
Pink panties ain’t nothing but Pink Lemonade and Gin.

We can work on getting a few of those in.
Day 3 is about “we,” tho she feels like the weekend.

Let the fire season began. I’m happy to do it.
I want you to do it too; join me in Getting Back To It.

Getting Back To You and I… to me; the two of us…
“we” deserve a little more fun and a whole lot more love.

Come in a little closer and get this hug. Progress is being made.
I’m Qui
Good morning to thee, it’s Leo season. Oui!! Can you come out and play?

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PS — Should temperatures be soaring today – stay inside as not to fry.
Go on and turn the television on and watch BIG LEO testify.

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a feeling, and now this, green eggs and ham, Hump Day, News Peruse, script-read, skill specific

And now THIS

In Communication, Griot, Self Improvement on April 24, 2019 at 5:15 am

Neal Degrasse Tyson: not a feeling expert.

What is this feeling that I’m feeling?
Butterflies from within… feels quite healing.

I’m happy, y’all.
My feet hit this ground this morning with no stall.
I’m not kidding – I’m happy yall.

So, what’s on your agenda and what are ya’ doin?
Are you subject to a come-up today or a screwin?’

Oh, come now, you can tell me.
Keeping it real has always been key.

I hope that being “subjected to a screwin,’ isn’t pending in your bag.
Stand atop of this hump and be strong with no sag

and tell the universe that your tools are skill specific.
When work shows up at your door never hesitate to get with it.

You got that?
You’re the captain; wear the hat.

You know that slacking is out of fashion.
The world wants to see you in your passion.

Show ’em.
Whip-it-up, dazzle and glow ’em.

Today is a day of opportunity and promise;
a good day to gather with friends, pita bread, and hummus.

You in?
Let’s script-read the eve away with red wine, rum. and gin.
You in?

Today will prove to be good for us all.
My feet hit the ground this morning with no stall.
I’m truly good y’all.

I’m droppin’ in to leave this note for you
because even tho — I’m not NEWS PERUSING, yo
I’m very much into you.

I am.
News or not, you’re the green eggs to my ham,

and I’m crazy about ya!
I’m Qui
and I feel incomplete when I’m without ya!

Who knew?

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7-layer dip recipe, come up, Good times, Hump Day, I'm into you, in the bedroom, salsa recipe, toffee coffee, vantage view, whip cream recipe

COME UP

In Communication, dance, Griot, Self Improvement on December 26, 2018 at 5:39 am

Climb atop of this hump and peep the awesome view.
Yesterday I celebrated a special birth and the specific gift of YOU.

I really did and I really do appreciate you.
It’s been 360-days that you’ve supported me with the “come through.”

Yep! I’m into you; thus, as I elevate I am taking you with.
I’m more than a salsa, more like a 7-layer dip.
Me and you, go together like cream & whip.
The storyteller and the comprehender — THIS is our –ish!

Click HERE for the 7-Layer Dip Recipe

Do COME UP if you have not.
Digging me in secret? You little snot.

Come closer, please do. Your energy drives me hot.
Plus a refreshing vantage view is the fabric of my thoughts.

Whether good or naught…
It is good to share invigorating thoughts.

Speaking of, did you get some over the holiday?
I pray thee did COME UP in the bedroom and slay!

If you did, good morning and hooray!
If you did not, please cop some today.

Nobody else is reading this – it’s just you and me. Okay?
We are still in a phase of the holidays; you still have today.

For us to collectively COME UP on prosperity is my dream
and my pitching prayer for 2019.

In a few days, a new sur-number will be our scene.
I’m looking forward to more good times. If you know what I mean.

Climb atop of this hump with me and let’s dance a jig.
If you’re still on vacation, let’s sip a swig.

Child, it’s not too early. We’ve already been over this.
Life is serious most of the year, for the remainder lets exploit a little bliss.

Good morning, kiss-kiss, and sip-sip. We can put an early wink in our coffee.
A little Baileys Irish with chocolate or perhaps jo that tastes like toffee?

COME UP on a new flavor, come on a new routine.
COME UP on what’s good in life; maintain or change the scene.

Me? I’m up early because “the write” dictated my yawn.
I’m Qui
Still enjoying thee at day 360; still UP for your charms.

BRING IT IN!
Let me hold you in my literal arms.

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Cool like that, creep-up, cut up, Diggable Planets, get some, Hump Day, mass voting, thank you, Vibe, we win, you's a hit

You’s a Hit

In Communication, Griot, Music, Networking, Self Improvement, Video on November 7, 2018 at 5:37 am

Bugs-Bunny-baseball

You batted a historical turnout.
History will duly reflect what yesterday was all about.

Thank you! I rank you to be paying attention.
God is good. Maybe we can crawl out of these woods –
Thanking you is my fondest mention.

So how did you sleep last night? Did you creep-up on some and own the mount?
As for the shape of Congress this morning – I didn’t stick around for the count.

I chose to do the “creep-up.”
It was a nice concluding touch.

If you didn’t ‘creep-up on some,’ – try again tonight.
Hump Day is a great day to master the hump-hype. 😀

Good morning to ya.’ Let me fetch you a cup of jo.
I slept hard, good Lord – I’m refreshed and good to go.

You want some sugar in your morning cup?
I can already tell – today I’m going to be a cut up.

I feel like flirting,
low cleavage, and short skirting.

I reckon mass-voting helped to facilitate this vibe.
I’m Qui
Thank you, again. Together we can win. Let’s shape-up this life.

You’s a Hit and I like the way you do it.
I appreciate everyone who voted instead of saying “screw it.”
Looks like we’re going to get through this.
I knew we could do this!

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feck, Good morning Humpty, Hump Day, job interview, judiciary committee, stunts, the humpty hump dance, uphill, voke, yoke

Good Morning Humpty

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, News, Self Improvement on September 26, 2018 at 5:38 am

Depending on which Humpty you reference in mind
he is preceded by either a rap or a nursery rhyme.

Both are in our history of stunts,
though I am referencing to the mid-week hump.

And the Humpty-Hump would be a good song for this day,
lest we are all about work and with no thought of play.

Don’t let that be your tempo; that beat gets old.
Jam the Humpty-Hump and free your soul

of any excess seriousness that may be about you.
Are you at work? Is there a co-worker you want to hurt?
Please let silliness find you:

I’m taking nothing too serious during this hem and haw
that is the Judicial Committee hearing for Kavanaugh.

Ain’t nobody got time for that, really.
The president spoke at the UN yesterday and sounded silly.

He and Kavanaugh have been known to lie on their willy’s.
But to say he’s doing America any favors, at the UN sounded silly.

Life is more interesting when you’re on the ‘uphill.’ See?
Uphill for the usual and the dutiful — who are you and me.

There is no job interview in the world that you can go to,
with allegations or a bad reference and still, make it through.

If indeed Kavanaugh moves on to the Supreme Court
America is going to be a wee bit short

on respect.
‘Like we don’t have enough stress around our neck.

Okay, three branches of government… who’s going to keep check?
America the beautiful, please don’t settle for feck.

Mid-way through the work week, tomorrow is coming.
I’m Qui
Let wisdom guide thee, because foolishness is gunning.

Good Morning Humpty. I see you on that wall.
I’m encouraged to VOTE so that the yoke will stall.
humpty-dumpty

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At The Half-way Mark, Cinematography cirriculum, Hump Day, Instilled Regard racehorse, production shoot day, short film, Sweet Morning script, workhorse

At The Half-way Mark

In Communication, Movies, Self Improvement on September 19, 2018 at 4:49 am

Coming around the corner like Instilled Regard
I’m learning from the best and I’m praying to the Lord.

Y’all, as much as I love school, this particular degree course is hard.
I’m not worried nor in a hurry, I’m on the hump; a reel-workhorse.

Like, I really have a choice to do anything otherwise.
I’ve got knowledge on my plate and a belly bigger than my eyes.

Today is hump day and I’m feeling right-okay.
I’m up early feeling girly, it’s my production shoot day.

I’m producing a short film and anxiety keeps me from yawning.
It’s a class assignment and I’ve titled it “Sweet Morning.”

In pursuit of a degree in Cinematography, all assignments are geared towards “the shot.”
I don’t understand it all and am enjoying the knowledge crawl; intrigued daily. I like it a lot.

When shooting outside in Arizona – it’s hot and my eyes do burn from the sweat.
I often feel like I’m in a hot and dry sauna, but I haven’t lost any pounds yet.

And hey! That’s okay. I haven’t gained any pounds either.
I’m out in the sun even when the day is high and young,
to learn from the best – I am eager.

At the half-way mark, I’m feeling pretty good. I’ve got my camera and my drive.
I’m Qui
Good morning to thee, let’s hump on this shot list and give this script new life.

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a give and take, encouragement, how to be a friend, Hump Day, Support Sport

Support Sport

In Communication, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement on May 23, 2018 at 5:50 am

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Is it you? Are you into it?
A friend needs hyping up, so you do it?

It’s okay if you do; friendship is something to be adored.
In fact a true friend who’s there to the end is a Support Sport.

I am a sport and so are you.
Good morning sweetheart. Thanks for coming through.

You don’t have to be a family member or BF for me to show up.
I like to support and make PR noise so that your exposure blows up.

Well-placed support drives the masses nuts.
Support begat’s support; It’s free to give-and-take a cut.

That is, if you’re into it. What’s up?
Let’s come together and support more stuff.

It’s hump day baby; it’s Wednesday and I’m up. I’m a positive port.
I’m up looking for sites with authored insight – I’m a Support Sport.

You know that I’m a writer; observation is my thing.
I like to know what makes you GO and what makes the bell ring.

I appreciate your point of view
as much as I appreciate you coming through

to read my mind.
I love to return the visit; a support in kind.

I initiate most visits to other blogs that are pressed near and far.
I think reading is a telescope that allows you to view hidden stars.

I like purveying and playing. With enough positive-push we can energize the vibe of lifes torque.
I’m Qui
Good morning to thee. Consider hopping onto being a Support Sport.

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Today is a great day to DO IT!