I’m not a big bean fan, but I like to a eat a few
And you know about the musicals – what they make you do. Toot-Toot!
They go in and run-through.
But that’s not The GAS that I’m Missing today,
I’m missing the gas of comedy. Where have the goods gone away?
I’m tired of laughing at our country. We’re the butted laugh dump
of international jokes. The world jester is our card-of -trump.
Hardy-ho-hump! That man is not funny to me in any way.
I used to dig being first in the world. Folks loved the USA.
I know things will get better and I pray we won’t go for broke,
Though in the meantime I’m gonna insert a few more jokes
Because folks really and truly need it. You reap what you sew?
So you know I gotta seed it.
I cut and pasted quite these, so you could read it:
Kevin Hart said… Considering a night of EXTACY benefits?
“You know what, I need to get my lady back. This is what I do. ‘Babe, I got an idea to get the spark back in our relationship. We should both take ecstasy one time….It’s going to make us talk, we’re going to have sex, it’s going to be the best.’ She said fine. She takes the pill. Her pill gives her all the right reactions. I take the pill. My pill made me believe that I was a drug dealer….We were talking, she was like, ‘Babe, I just want to be happy. I just want the disrespect to stop.’ ‘Let me tell you something, you’re worried about disrespect? What you need to worry about is how I’m going to deliver this kilo of cocaine to (expletive) Pablo….Where do you think I get all this money from? Jokes?…You think I’m out here making funny money? (Expletive), I’m in the game, I’m out here in the (expletive) streets.'”
It happened so quick… he forgot
“It’s my mom’s funeral. I’m on the right side, I’ve got the casket….I’m crying, I’m a mess….My dad see me crying, my dad stood up, punched me in the back of the head. ‘Man up. She gone.’ I forgot where I was, I threw the casket.”
Bedroom consensual violence & silence
“Here’s the thing with talking dirty. I can say dirty (expletive), I just don’t like it when you say stuff back, ’cause when you say stuff back, then I’ve got to say something back to what you said. It’s too much. Shut up….’Yeah, you like this (expletive), don’t you?’ ‘Oh, what do I like about it?’ ‘I don’t know. I didn’t expect you to say what you said when you said it. I thought you were going to let me keep going ’cause I got some other stuff I wanted to say.'”
I remember watching DEF COMEDY JAM when Hamburger said…
I like the freedom of bedroom talk by the comics.
So let’s agree besides the laughter, the provocativeness is missed.
But I am not done pumping gas, I want to talk about a few more that make us laugh, like Cedric The Entertainer. He’s got a side-splitting NETFLIX show going on. You can laugh-out-loud at the trailer HERE – Cedric is going strong. Cracking on family is fair game, not wrong.
We’re not laughing enough good people! Thus I’m doing my best. I got up this morning giggling and yawning out here in the Southwest. I’d love to be a fly at Chris Rocks desk. He’s a crack ‘em up character too. I went on the hunt to see what the funny sir is doing at 52 and found THIS review.
He’s a natural comedian, I think his style is best
and while ‘Whole Foods isn’t a racist store – the $7 oranges say: YES!’
Click the link and read Chris’ work in context and then laugh until you pass gas.
You deserve it.
Be silent so that no one heard it.
Or laugh much louder
if you choose to thunder shower.
GAS.It’s up to you.
Today is hump day and I’m humping “the laugh.”
I’m a little full of air, but won’t be passing gas.
I will however give yesterdays laugh a little more dap
As I close this out with the legendary Bernie Mac…
I ain’t scared of them mothers either, I stare ‘em down and laugh, I’m Qui
Happy Hump Day baby, What’s Been Missing is The GAS.
Pump some of this and look for more at a comedy house near you.
Life is too short to survive on food, water and the news.
Click here to learn more about the DOJ & the VOTING RIGHTS ACT of 1965
The Zimmerman trial is well underway
and evidence is being presented for sway.
George is in the hot seat, fighting to be calm in his head
knowing his lifes on the line because a young boy is dead.
God bless. I’m praying and sending good vibes to Sabrina and Tracy Martin.
I pray they can forgive George and that their hearts are not hardened.
I pray George will overcome whatever it was in his heart
that made him prey on the teen black boy from the very start.
I pray justice is served and that decency remains.
Trayvons death shouldn’t conclude in vain.
The Voting Rights Act is in trouble – and not at all a leisure fad or fashion.
The DOJ has loosened the federal reigns. What’s it mean for African Americans?
Will water hosing tactics return to deter black voters in line?
America is not post racial and this is purely not the right time.
Who let the blacks out? It was high poll numbers that elected President Obama,
and history shows, they’re eagerly awaiting to vote in Chelsea Clinton’s moma.
But if voting rights aren’t protected and long lines continue to deter
folks from voting before cut off time – the minority vote may become a blur. That’s not what we need sir.
It made headline news, for no reason at all
The cops arrested her while walking – because her car had stalled.
Edward Snowden is in transition limbo — and how,
he’s currently sitting in an airport somewhere in Moscow.
Putin is acting like, it’s a free world and he won’t extradite.
President O’s administration is like, “Okay Putin. Alright.
If you wanna play like that, you better be sure you’ve got your allies behind ya.
Because we’re done playing integrity ball with you and old man China.”
They two are well informed – they know exactly what’s up.
America will historically note just how they are cut.
This is an international stage with a tattered fringe. Drake suggested that we all know our real friends…
Nelson Mandela is a good friend and President Obama may drop in on him Friday.
When President Mandela heard of his pending guest, he experienced a high day.
Often times, the news is too burdensome and I just want to be silly, I’m Qui
Reading the headlines of international news and saying, “Come on. Really?!”
I’m not a big bean fan, but I like to a eat a few
But I am not done pumping gas, I want to talk about a few more that make us laugh, like Cedric The Entertainer. He’s got a side-splitting NETFLIX show going on. You can laugh-out-loud at 
He’s a natural comedian, I think his style is best
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