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Diddle-dee, Diddle-doe

In Communication, Griot on June 25, 2018 at 6:29 am

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Diddle-dee, diddle-doe. Diddle-dee, diddle doe.
The year is six months in and we’ve got a long way to go.

Good morning, kinfolk. The weekend was fantastic so,
I’ve decided to doodle-dee a diddle-doo, and a little diddle-doe.
You know?

With every satellite news station saying the same thing,
I’m almost certain that ‘diddle-dee, diddle-doe‘ is what I mean.

I’m not accepting storylines today, I’m creating a new narrative.
I’m leaning towards a title of “Diddle-Doe meets Whoop! There it is.” 😀

jibberish.gifWord mashing and intellectual bashing is all commentators have to give.
To that I say, “Diddle-dee, diddle-doe and Whoop! There it is.

I really feel like this level of conversation may even resonate with the prez.
God knows, there’s little mo’ than agoobwa in the CIC’s head.

I thank God that I’m well-read and that I know how to calibrate, like so.
When I go high and others go low, I say, “Diddle-dee, diddle-doe,”
and then I let it go.

Woo! It feels good to shake it off.
If not, your peace could be the cost.

So the next time you’re at wits-end with folks’ intellect and wondering whether their sanity has gone fro,
stress not and let it go; then whisper to self, “Diddle-dee, diddle-doe.”

Oh and don’t forget to bellow a hardy laugh.
If not, the weight of this world will put you on your ass.

Laugh more often, be civilized, and utilize word control.
Look idiocracy in the eye and say “Diddle-dee, diddle doe.”

Me? I’m feeling breezy and taking it easy today. You know?
I’m Qui
and I don’t do idocracy, so Diddle-dee, Diddle-doe.

Mix It Up, Baby

In Comedy, Communication, Movies, Networking, Self Improvement, Video on March 16, 2018 at 7:20 am

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We’ve finished this week of thirds in victorious might.
My segue to getting here came to a head,  after GAME NIGHT.

That’s the name of the film that I saw last night at AMC theater.
Laughter reigned from beginning to end, as far as I can remember.

I actually tried not to laugh too boisterous or hardy
as not to miss any dialogue being transferred to a party.

I saw the late show but was safely home by the stroke of midnight.
A movie a day won’t keep the doctor away,’ but it will lend a cinematographer student insight.

game night_comradery.jpgI need all of the light on this journey, that I can bask in.
I laughed so much; Jason Bateman is touched
and Rachel McAdams comedic sense is a win.

Pappadeuxs, a little homework, and a movie – I got it all it in,
and now the excitement of another workweek finally comes to an end.

Are you ready kinfolk? Are you wearing your dancing shoes?
Life is a game that must be played,” and I don’t want to lose.

Life is full of battles – we should be careful to pick and choose,
I’m Qui
Good morning to thee, keep laughing and showing your teeth; be mindful to mix up your groove.

Sources:
IMG 1: http://www.withlovela.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Game-Night-1.jpg
IMG 2:  Hopper Stone/SMPSP/Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.

Humping A Good Time

In Communication, Griot, News, Self Improvement on December 27, 2017 at 12:04 pm

late-to-riseToday I’m up slow.
I’ve enjoyed a long weekend, yo.
I’ve enjoyed my family that visited from out of town.
They’re here for a few more minutes until they’re flight bound.

They’ve got to get back to Texas.
I thank God for the wings of AA that connect us.

And now it’s back to school and work.
I checked my student email to info-flirt
and found therein, new news
on January 4th – I’ve an assignment due.

Do what? Are they serious? It’s true, the task of learning never quits.
I ain’t mad and there will be no assignment gaps. School? I really love it.

I hope the holidays were good for you. I hope that new love has been birthed.
I had a blast! Laser tag with the fam was a gas and a great way to burn girth.

What did you do during your Christmas break? Did you wear yourself out?
Did you eat, live carefree and have to let your britches out?

I did all of the above.
I hugged, laughed, gave & received lots of love.

It was a good time had.
I’ll hit the gym to deflate the abs.

I’ll curb my diet from the festive eats.
I’ll re-ease the tension where my button and clasp meet.

It’s Hump Day baby and we are midway through the last week of the year,
I’m Qui
Humping a good time with thee. For anytime we meet yields me cheer.

Tuned-In to Thursday

In Communication, fitness, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement on October 26, 2017 at 4:27 am
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Mindful Living

Good morning sweetheart. Good morning to you.
You’ve certainly crossed my mind a time or two.

So much so, that I’m hitting you up
to say “I missed your touch on yesterdays hump.”

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Let’s hug, cheek-kiss and do the bump.
I’m pretty hype this morning – up shaking my rump.

I’m doing aerobics in the cut, the week has been good.
To write is my testimony. I’m telling it in your hood.

I appreciate you for taking the time to stop by and read it.
And if you’re living mindful– I’m extolled that you’d heed it.

As you live mindful on all fronts, your actions will “seed it.”
The hungry eat what you serve. Go ahead and feed it.

Shovel out the love, the compassion and understanding that you have.
If bold should test you – it could never arrest you,
so remain positive and laugh.

Tuned-In to Thursday leads way to be thoughtful.
To miss an opportunity to think of someone else should feel awful.

Perhaps your response to me would be, “Folks aren’t thoughtful on my behalf!”
I’d respond, “Change starts with you, look through those folks and just laugh.”

You have to — that is if you want to realize your God-truths.
The God in you does not lie in treating others as they treat you.

Think it through on this Thursday. Mindful thinking, do tune in.
You’ll find you are your biggest hurdle and likewise, your biggest friend.

Resist all low frequencies. Resist the urge to pile on.
I’m Qui
Tuned-In to Thursday and praying you to be strong.

Respecting others despite their actions – on no level, is wrong.
Give it whirl. It may be rough – persevere. I believe it can catch on.

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What’s Been Missing? The GAS.

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement, TV Shows, Video on June 7, 2017 at 5:10 am

no-passing-gas.jpgI’m not a big bean fan, but I like to a eat a few
And you know about the musicals – what they make you do.
Toot-Toot!
They go in and run-through.

But that’s not The GAS that I’m Missing today,
I’m missing the gas of comedy. Where have the goods gone away?

I’m tired of laughing at our country. We’re the butted laugh dump 
of international jokes. The world jester is our card-of -trump.

Hardy-ho-hump! That man is not funny to me in any way.
I used to dig being first in the world. Folks loved the USA.

I know things will get better and I pray we won’t go for broke,
Though in the meantime I’m gonna insert a few more jokes

Because folks really and truly need it.
You reap what you sew?
So you know I gotta seed it.
I cut and pasted quite these, so you could read it:

Kevin Hart said
kevin-hart-2017.jpgConsidering a night of EXTACY benefits?
“You know what, I need to get my lady back. This is what I do. ‘Babe, I got an idea to get the spark back in our relationship. We should both take ecstasy one time….It’s going to make us talk, we’re going to have sex, it’s going to be the best.’ She said fine. She takes the pill. Her pill gives her all the right reactions. I take the pill. My pill made me believe that I was a drug dealer….We were talking, she was like, ‘Babe, I just want to be happy. I just want the disrespect to stop.’ ‘Let me tell you something, you’re worried about disrespect? What you need to worry about is how I’m going to deliver this kilo of cocaine to (expletive) Pablo….Where do you think I get all this money from? Jokes?…You think I’m out here making funny money? (Expletive), I’m in the game, I’m out here in the (expletive) streets.'”

It happened so quick… he forgot
“It’s my mom’s funeral. I’m on the right side, I’ve got the casket….I’m crying, I’m a mess….My dad see me crying, my dad stood up, punched me in the back of the head. ‘Man up. She gone.’ I forgot where I was, I threw the casket.”

Bedroom consensual violence & silence
“Here’s the thing with talking dirty. I can say dirty (expletive), I just don’t like it when you say stuff back, ’cause when you say stuff back, then I’ve got to say something back to what you said. It’s too much. Shut up….’Yeah, you like this (expletive), don’t you?’ ‘Oh, what do I like about it?’ ‘I don’t know. I didn’t expect you to say what you said when you said it. I thought you were going to let me keep going ’cause I got some other stuff I wanted to say.'”

I remember watching DEF COMEDY JAM when Hamburger said…

I like the freedom of bedroom talk by the comics.
So let’s agree besides the laughter, the provocativeness is missed.

cedric-the-entertainer-2017.jpgBut I am not done pumping gas, I want to talk about a few more that make us laugh, like Cedric The Entertainer. He’s got a side-splitting NETFLIX show going on. You can laugh-out-loud at the trailer HERE – Cedric is going strong. Cracking on family is fair game, not wrong.

We’re not laughing enough good people! Thus I’m doing my best. I got up this morning giggling and yawning out here in the Southwest. I’d love to be a fly at Chris Rocks desk. He’s a crack ‘em up character too. I went on the hunt to see what the funny sir is doing at 52 and found THIS review.

chris-rock-52yrs-old.jpgHe’s a natural comedian, I think his style is best
and while ‘Whole Foods isn’t a racist store – the $7 oranges say: YES!’

Click the link and read Chris’ work in context and then laugh until you pass gas.

You deserve it.
Be silent so that no one heard it.
Or laugh much louder
if you choose to thunder shower.

GAS. It’s up to you.

Today is hump day and I’m humping “the laugh.”
I’m a little full of air, but won’t be passing gas.
I will however give yesterdays laugh a little more dap
As I close this out with the legendary Bernie Mac…

I ain’t scared of them mothers either, I stare ‘em down and laugh,
I’m Qui
Happy Hump Day baby, What’s Been Missing is The GAS.

Pump some of this and look for more at a comedy house near you.
Life is too short to survive on food, water and the news.

LAUGH,
YOU

RECOGNIZE The REEL and…

In Comedy, Communication, Networking, News, Self Improvement, TV Shows, Video on July 21, 2016 at 7:47 am

THIS JUST IN:  via the timeline of a friend,
large in part, by CNN:

Good morning Thursday. I know you hear me.
Your moves, your grooves — they do endear me.

I’m up, I’m awake and I’m intuitively on “the feel.”
Now that we’re over #TheHump let’s Recognize The REEL:

Clarity from MTV:

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This you can’t pass:

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This will make you laugh:

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LAST NIGHT: Another police shooting
where “I DON’T KNOW WHY I SHOT YOU,” is the reply rooting…

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Pray for the policemen they have been conditioned to shoot at
and do their best to ruin the lives of the poor, especially Black:

Narcotics Officer speaks the #TRUTH 
I never saw this broadcast. Did you?

If we can Recognize The REEL and history in its plain’ness
then maybe we can move on to amending & healing to change this.

I believe in we. It’s my intuitive feel,
I’m Qui
Good morning to thee, thanks for stopping by to Recognize The REEL.

Key BLACK HISTORY Subject: Black WOMEN

In News on February 16, 2016 at 6:23 am

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Let’s talk about ‘em – you love to read them.
And if you’re a man in need of love – you seek to heed them.

I am a BLACK WOMAN and I love every stitch of my fabric.
I love Adam’s seed who confesses that he’s a femme addict.

I’m good with it.
I prefer to ‘ying-yang’ split it. 😀

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I am a BLACK WOMAN and I do have a thirst 
to yield uninhibited affections to a man of worth.

Good love; a comforting girth – we give what is needed.
And when Daddy is ‘good at chopping the wood’ a legacy branch is seeded.

We all need it, legacy contributions to carry our names on.
God made women with birthing hips and the capacity to push strong.

Push strong for life, love and unity. Push strong to strengthen our connect.
Push strong for her man, his successes; push strong for his lasting respect.

Unity is in the community and we love being BLACK.
You were born with melanin challenges, we understand and we’ve got your back.

In my world there’s nothing that you lack being black – if you focus on me.
I am queen to he that is about me, I shine for him, I shine for we.

I am the co-pilot that many need not see.
I’ve got your back. Sir, you’ve got me.

I don’t need to be a mans spouse to respect him on the floor.
I am always appreciative when he sees me coming and opens the door.

Makes me proud. Dare I pass and  just walk through
without a kind smile and an oblige of saying “THANK YOU?

Black Man: It’s an honor to be the counterpart of you. It’s an honor to shine you up.
BLACK WOMEN are HISTORICAL for yielding good, loyal and unbiased love.

Besides raising everybody’s, kids, cooking and cleaning
we’re awesome behind closed doors when only the moon is gleaming.

Josephine Baker let the whole world know
in every black women is an uninhibited intimate show.


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I know- I know … that darn banana skirt….
but if I put one on, I’m out to predator hurt.

Ooo-oo ah-ah! That’s the sound of monkeying around.
Satire stays on fire and #word-wise: I stay on ‘the clown.’

Give me a pound and hit on the black side.
Black Women stay down and they love to ride.

We like to drive too – I won’t lie.
Interested in knowing more? Give us a try.

I ‘done turned this post into a “Love BLACK WOMENad,
I’m Qui
and I love me some me. Therefore I’m pretty glad
that today is all about my…. 😀

Happy BLACK HISTORY baby – take a minute to LAUGH.

What the L

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Networking on May 29, 2015 at 1:31 am

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Good afternoon good people, take a hit and pass
I’m not on a mission about dissin’ – I’m all about the laugh.

Reality is running rampart, may comedy dispel,
and this little segment is something I like to call:

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LAWYER ON HIS DEATHBED

Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside.

Jack, I’ve got to confess — I’ve been sleeping with your wife for 30 years, I’m the father of your daughter, and I’ve been stealing from the firm for a decade.”

“Relax,” says Jack, “and don’t think another thing about it. I’m the one who put arsenic in your martini.”

CHRISTMAS BONUS

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month’s Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.

DELIVERY COINCIDENCES

Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, “Congratulations, you’re the father of twins.”
“What a coincidence,” the man says. “I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
A little later, the nurse returns and tells the second man, “You are the father of triplets.”
“That’s really an incredible coincidence,” he answers. “I work for the 3M Corporation.”
An hour later, the nurse tells the third man that his wife has just given birth to quadruplets.
The man says, “I don’t believe it! I work for the Four Seasons. What a coincidence.”
After hearing this, everyone’s attention turns to the fourth guy who has just fainted. He slowly regains consciousness and whispers, “I should have never taken that job at Century 21.”

what-the-LYou know how I feel about a good mind and most engineers have them…

THE ENGINEER AND THE FROG

An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”

He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”

The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.

The frog then cries out, “If you kiss me and turn me back, I’ll do whatever you say!”

Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asks, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a month and do whatever you say. What more do you want?”

The engineer says, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool!”

police-pointing-thumbailDISARMING THE GUARD

Lem: “I got fired from my job as a bank guard.”
Clem: “That’s awful. What happened?”
Lem: “Well, a thief came in, and I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I’d let him have it.”
Clem: “What did the thief do then?”
Lem: “He took one more step, so I let him have it. I didn’t want that stupid gun anyway.”

Smile broadly – like you’re slick and peak a little peer curiosity,
I’m Qui
Laughing with you via la comical veracity.

What the L?
Everybody needs to stop and laugh for a spell.

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[Jokes compliments of jokes.cc.com]

DON’T make me break my foot off in yo’ ass

In Communication, Griot, Networking, News, Self Improvement, TV Shows on March 28, 2014 at 12:16 pm

Screen Shot 2014-03-28 at 8.55.53 AM— It’s Friday! It’s Friday! It’s the weekend alas!
I woke up this morning with the inclination to laugh.

You remember MAD TV and comedian Artie Lange?
He was always ‘doing the most’ when he was doing his ‘thang!

This was long before our bi-racial President Obama,
when MAD TV saw the genius in a black child with a white mama.

Black mom’s go hard and their unintended comedy can be a gas,
but not as OUT THERE as MAD TV’s white moma, who’ll put her “foot in yo’ ass!”:

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DON’T test Evelyn Lozada

Evelyn + Carl CrawfordNow, I don’t have any problems with anyone – I do not have any beef,
But throw shade on Evelyn Lozada and she’ll return with the heat.

It seems like Wendy Williams has been talking a little too much again,
in an effort to beef up ratings, she dug into her “so called friend.”

The friend was Evelyn Lozada — see, she just had a baby,
and Wendy implied that she did it for money – an accusation, quite shady.

You don’t throw shade on a friend. They’re too few of them in this world,
especially when the friend you dump on has sold your husband shoes for his side girl.

Yep! Evelyn took to Twitter and blasted Wendy (in kind) and with all do respect.
And I’m thinking Evelyn ain’t lying, because Wendy hasn’t responded yet!

BOOM! Wendy Williams: Your daytime show does not make you invincible, big or bad.
You’re lucky Evelyn put your marriage on blast and not her foot in yo’ ass:

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DON’T Disrespect Me & Mine

Screen Shot 2014-03-28 at 11.43.31 AMLadies will be ladies and talk, but men, are much more crass,
this next video found a dude selling drugs at work and the boss put his foot in his ass.

Literally. I’m serious. So if you have a weak stomach, please don’t press play,
It’s like a fight between the matador and the bull, but the boss didn’t feel “Ole’!”

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DON’T think Karma’s Sleeping

That's 33-year old Jeffrey Travis White giving the video taping motorist the finger before he CRASHED

That’s 33-year old Jeffrey Travis White giving the video taping motorist the finger before he CRASHED

My God, my God, what’s going on here?
It starts outs with a jeer and ends with a cheer.

God doesn’t like ugly and He will get with ya’.
You’re not above reproach, ol’ Karma’s ‘gone get’cha.

When road rage goes wrong and you’re filming the whole ‘thang,
You’re unlimited in pressing rewind to see ‘a fool crash in the rain’:


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The moral of the story is, DON’T write a check that you cannot cash,
or the payee may find a viable reason to put his ‘foot up yo’ ass!’

It’s the weekend! It’s the weekend! It’s the weekend alas,
I’m Qui,
Peace and Blessings – It’s real talk, walk-the-walk and laugh.

On the 12th Day of Christmas

In Communication, Music, Networking, News on December 24, 2012 at 10:12 am

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capital Well technically, it’s not the 12th Day of Christmas, unless I started my celebrations on December 12th — and I didn’t. I started my Christmas celebrations on December the 1st, but that hasn’t stop me from singing the traditional song with replacement lyrics. Very non-traditional lyrics (in fact), but I love them. Actually, the lyrics belong to Garrison Keller. Do you know him? He has an awesome LIVE RADIO VARIETY SHOW that I listen to on Sunday mornings via NPR radio.

I was born in the 70’s so not exactly the “radio era”, but I’ve always had a strong appreciation for radio variety shows. In the 10th grade I remember finding an AM station that aired old variety shows at night. I listened religiously and set my heart on reviving the art of radio listening. I still hold that charge. I’m still working on it, but until I carve out my own niche of radio variety shows, please enjoy Garrison Keillor with me, and his version of The 12 Days of Christmas. Use your imagination as he names each gift given to him on each day. Laugh at the sound effects that amp your imagination line for line. Without further ado click here and enjoy the variety show:

The 12 Days of Christmas

…On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

12 plumbers humming,
11 bikers skyping…
10 snorers sleeping…
9 ladies chanting…
8 amazing children…
7 Swanson women…
6 geezers playing
5 onion rings,
4 extroverts…

3 frenchmen…
2 squirrel nuts…
and a partridge apparently.

Applaud! Applaud! Applaud!

If you’d like to learn and enjoy more of Garrison Keillor beyond NPR, please feel free to visit his website: http://prairiehome.publicradio.org.

Listening to radio variety shows really gets the mind involved. However, if you’re a visual person, feel free to tune into his YouTube page as well: A Prairie Home Companion.

Me? I’m the EXTROVERT in the song, and I’m feeling quite good.
I’m Qui
Wishing you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS in your radio variety hood.