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DO IT.

In Advertise, Book, Communication, Griot, Networking, News on July 21, 2020 at 6:22 am

 

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Rip into LIFE. She is a GIFT.

There is so much that I want to do with my life, in this life
And if it feels good, I may do it twice.
It’s a rarity that I do anything thrice.
I want to greet and be acknowledged; acknowledgment is nice.

I want to live, laugh, love and heal.
I want to comprehend the constitution; confirm that it’s real.

I’d love to.
Is there anything on this Earth that you’d like to do?

Perhaps a new house, perhaps a nice new car?
Perhaps a remote trip, with no kids or lip – nor too far?

There is so much that I want to manifest, I’m not interested in mute.
I would love to talk across fenced yards to Mr. Wilson and you.

I miss picketed fences, chain links and the likes.
They are everywhere in Texas but near me, not nigh.

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And that’s alright. Besides, I’m not at my pinnacle point,
where I reside on a ranch, like a Madeleine Stowe joint.

There’re so many items on my list “Before Bucket…”
So much I want to do that I can’t even say ‘fuck it.’

Can you relate?
If you can, then win out the day.

Nothing comes to stay forever,
not even the best Texas weather.

What do you want to do with life? Take a minute and write it down.
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Or else life will be a joke, devaluing your thoughts and yield you a frown.

Please don’t lose sight of whatever it is that you want for your life.
Nourish your perception and intentions; let your vote be your fight.

Vote your intentions and let nothing deter you from doing so.
Vote early by mail or mask & glove up before going to the polls.

Things that I must do to free my soul;
Collective meditation will yield us goal.

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Photo by Mas Sajady

I want to elevate; I want to soar.
I don’t want to think about racial division anymore.

I want to smile and play in the grass
and speak to every soul that walks pass.

Is that okay?
This is how I am winning the day.

I’d just like to express further, what I’d love to be true,
I’d love to live to be 120-years to help guide humanity through.

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Have you ever heard of such?
Ilchi Lee wrote about it, much.

Got a minute? Read it.
Meditate towards a better life; heed it.

The day is so early as is our opportunity in life.
I’m Qui
Let’s live it to the hilt; once, twice and even thrice.

The time is ours and the future will come through.
What is it in this life that you’d like to do?

DO IT.

My Senses Told Me

In Comedy, Griot, News, Self Improvement on January 29, 2020 at 5:45 pm

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

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But when I got home, all the signs were there.

How are your senses: Touch, sight, hearing, smell, and taste?
Notice each body-part is on, around or has access to your face. 😛

‘Makes sense that everything’s within intimate reach if you want to sense it.
You can probably have a bite of it — right after you rinse it.

Assuming it’s fresh fruit.
The smell and taste is comparable to youth.

Fruit is only good in it’s youth,
though it shines best being digested by you.

Why eat fruit?
The ingredients are true.

There are all sorts of things that you can sense, smell, and taste,
but you may not want them in your face:
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You get my drift…then again, a drift is what you want to miss indeed.
Use the nose for flowers, Mom’s cooking or Snoop’s weed.

Use your sense of touch (handsy-fill-up) on some fresh fruit and/or your mate.
Don’t have either on hand? Go grocery shopping and pick-up a date.

Single people love to hangout at the grocery store – it’s true.
Roll thru with a basket on aisle 8 and see what it do.

Your intuition is a sense, though it’s not near your face.
Your intuition will keep you on-point and generally safe.

Ladies: roll down the aisle exhibiting grace.
Men: be on the lookout; use the senses on your face.

When you see or smell an attraction coming
get near the subject and start to humming.

Okay, wait! That may not be the best way to score —
unless you’re into security and a show to the door.

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Then again, I am not your intuition; I am not that sense.
I am your melanin sister with blonde hair who can be a little dense

when it comes to telling you how to pick up dates.
Your five senses will pull you through…be sure to pray.

I don’t want you out there being insensitive on any day.
If you piss someone off, have a joke on hand to say:

Okay, have one or two.
If the first doesn’t work – this one will do:

Word-Savvy

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I  s p r e a d  them?

Are you smiling now? Good. So I’ll make this quick:
Get in touch with your senses; smell, touch, and lick

every thing that you see, including that desired person near.
Get them alone in a room and make sure that the coast is clear.

With ears on alert the footsteps of others – you’ll be keen to hear –
then express your senses more, i.e., a consensual sear.
What do you say dear?

The evening is nigh and My Senses told me that you needed a change in vibe,
I’m Qui
Infecting your senses via the write. Thank you for being sensitive and stopping by.

A More Meaningful Monday

In Communication, Griot, Movies, News, Self Improvement, Video on January 27, 2020 at 4:48 am

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It’s Monday again, but what does it mean?
Are we to comprehend what others say and unravel at the seams?

Me think not.
The day is young and the seat ain’t hot.

Is it?
I woke up early to Griot spit-it.
What about you? TAG! You’re it.

the-gavel.gifWhat are your intentions to see this day through?
It’s a friendly question from me to you.

What sayest ye on this Monday, good fellow?
Did you sleep well last night; was your weekend mellow?

Mine was. Regardless of the relentless hug
that Congress yielded to us; I call it love.

I rested well; meditated and stuff.
That’s what I do at impositions marked “rough.”

And I do believe that history will recall —
this era to be “rough” without an inked stall.

The moment is trying.
But I ain’t buying.

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Life is intended to be lived;
to love to laugh, receive and give.

What are you giving today?
No hardness or bubblegum focus on the play.

Me? I’m giving encouragement, compliments, and love.
Starting with myself; I will begin with a HUG.

Did you hug yourself today?
Go on and list-it-out followed by a bullet point to PLAY.
It’s imperative that you don’t forget. Okay?

Inject and acquire more Meaning today.
Voice your opinion and comprehend the say.
Be mindful in the moment: A More Meaningful Monday.
Get up, get out, and get something; let OUTKAST play:

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Today is a fine day because you’re alive and good moves are within your reach.
I’m Qui
and this day would have little meaning without you – pray for the dude whose under impeach.

In the spirit of “more meaning,” call it a good deed.
Let a blanket of love be our collective response and release.

The perfect way for this piece to end —
is to request more prayers for the loved ones of:

Kobe, Gigi, and Friends.

Make it A More Meaningful Monday.

 

 

 

 

Diddle-dee, Diddle-doe

In Communication, Griot on June 25, 2018 at 6:29 am

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Diddle-dee, diddle-doe. Diddle-dee, diddle doe.
The year is six months in and we’ve got a long way to go.

Good morning, kinfolk. The weekend was fantastic so,
I’ve decided to doodle-dee a diddle-doo, and a little diddle-doe.
You know?

With every satellite news station saying the same thing,
I’m almost certain that ‘diddle-dee, diddle-doe‘ is what I mean.

I’m not accepting storylines today, I’m creating a new narrative.
I’m leaning towards a title of “Diddle-Doe meets Whoop! There it is.” 😀

jibberish.gifWord mashing and intellectual bashing is all commentators have to give.
To that I say, “Diddle-dee, diddle-doe and Whoop! There it is.

I really feel like this level of conversation may even resonate with the prez.
God knows, there’s little mo’ than agoobwa in the CIC’s head.

I thank God that I’m well-read and that I know how to calibrate, like so.
When I go high and others go low, I say, “Diddle-dee, diddle-doe,”
and then I let it go.

Woo! It feels good to shake it off.
If not, your peace could be the cost.

So the next time you’re at wits-end with folks’ intellect and wondering whether their sanity has gone fro,
stress not and let it go; then whisper to self, “Diddle-dee, diddle-doe.”

Oh and don’t forget to bellow a hardy laugh.
If not, the weight of this world will put you on your ass.

Laugh more often, be civilized, and utilize word control.
Look idiocracy in the eye and say “Diddle-dee, diddle doe.”

Me? I’m feeling breezy and taking it easy today. You know?
I’m Qui
and I don’t do idocracy, so Diddle-dee, Diddle-doe.

Mix It Up, Baby

In Comedy, Communication, Movies, Networking, Self Improvement, Video on March 16, 2018 at 7:20 am

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We’ve finished this week of thirds in victorious might.
My segue to getting here came to a head,  after GAME NIGHT.

That’s the name of the film that I saw last night at AMC theater.
Laughter reigned from beginning to end, as far as I can remember.

I actually tried not to laugh too boisterous or hardy
as not to miss any dialogue being transferred to a party.

I saw the late show but was safely home by the stroke of midnight.
A movie a day won’t keep the doctor away,’ but it will lend a cinematographer student insight.

game night_comradery.jpgI need all of the light on this journey, that I can bask in.
I laughed so much; Jason Bateman is touched
and Rachel McAdams comedic sense is a win.

Pappadeuxs, a little homework, and a movie – I got it all it in,
and now the excitement of another workweek finally comes to an end.

Are you ready kinfolk? Are you wearing your dancing shoes?
Life is a game that must be played,” and I don’t want to lose.

Life is full of battles – we should be careful to pick and choose,
I’m Qui
Good morning to thee, keep laughing and showing your teeth; be mindful to mix up your groove.

Sources:
IMG 1: http://www.withlovela.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Game-Night-1.jpg
IMG 2:  Hopper Stone/SMPSP/Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.

Humping A Good Time

In Communication, Griot, News, Self Improvement on December 27, 2017 at 12:04 pm

late-to-riseToday I’m up slow.
I’ve enjoyed a long weekend, yo.
I’ve enjoyed my family that visited from out of town.
They’re here for a few more minutes until they’re flight bound.

They’ve got to get back to Texas.
I thank God for the wings of AA that connect us.

And now it’s back to school and work.
I checked my student email to info-flirt
and found therein, new news
on January 4th – I’ve an assignment due.

Do what? Are they serious? It’s true, the task of learning never quits.
I ain’t mad and there will be no assignment gaps. School? I really love it.

I hope the holidays were good for you. I hope that new love has been birthed.
I had a blast! Laser tag with the fam was a gas and a great way to burn girth.

What did you do during your Christmas break? Did you wear yourself out?
Did you eat, live carefree and have to let your britches out?

I did all of the above.
I hugged, laughed, gave & received lots of love.

It was a good time had.
I’ll hit the gym to deflate the abs.

I’ll curb my diet from the festive eats.
I’ll re-ease the tension where my button and clasp meet.

It’s Hump Day baby and we are midway through the last week of the year,
I’m Qui
Humping a good time with thee. For anytime we meet yields me cheer.

Tuned-In to Thursday

In Communication, fitness, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement on October 26, 2017 at 4:27 am
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Mindful Living

Good morning sweetheart. Good morning to you.
You’ve certainly crossed my mind a time or two.

So much so, that I’m hitting you up
to say “I missed your touch on yesterdays hump.”

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Let’s hug, cheek-kiss and do the bump.
I’m pretty hype this morning – up shaking my rump.

I’m doing aerobics in the cut, the week has been good.
To write is my testimony. I’m telling it in your hood.

I appreciate you for taking the time to stop by and read it.
And if you’re living mindful– I’m extolled that you’d heed it.

As you live mindful on all fronts, your actions will “seed it.”
The hungry eat what you serve. Go ahead and feed it.

Shovel out the love, the compassion and understanding that you have.
If bold should test you – it could never arrest you,
so remain positive and laugh.

Tuned-In to Thursday leads way to be thoughtful.
To miss an opportunity to think of someone else should feel awful.

Perhaps your response to me would be, “Folks aren’t thoughtful on my behalf!”
I’d respond, “Change starts with you, look through those folks and just laugh.”

You have to — that is if you want to realize your God-truths.
The God in you does not lie in treating others as they treat you.

Think it through on this Thursday. Mindful thinking, do tune in.
You’ll find you are your biggest hurdle and likewise, your biggest friend.

Resist all low frequencies. Resist the urge to pile on.
I’m Qui
Tuned-In to Thursday and praying you to be strong.

Respecting others despite their actions – on no level, is wrong.
Give it whirl. It may be rough – persevere. I believe it can catch on.

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What’s Been Missing? The GAS.

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement, TV Shows, Video on June 7, 2017 at 5:10 am

no-passing-gas.jpgI’m not a big bean fan, but I like to a eat a few
And you know about the musicals – what they make you do.
Toot-Toot!
They go in and run-through.

But that’s not The GAS that I’m Missing today,
I’m missing the gas of comedy. Where have the goods gone away?

I’m tired of laughing at our country. We’re the butted laugh dump 
of international jokes. The world jester is our card-of -trump.

Hardy-ho-hump! That man is not funny to me in any way.
I used to dig being first in the world. Folks loved the USA.

I know things will get better and I pray we won’t go for broke,
Though in the meantime I’m gonna insert a few more jokes

Because folks really and truly need it.
You reap what you sew?
So you know I gotta seed it.
I cut and pasted quite these, so you could read it:

Kevin Hart said
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“You know what, I need to get my lady back. This is what I do. ‘Babe, I got an idea to get the spark back in our relationship. We should both take ecstasy one time….It’s going to make us talk, we’re going to have sex, it’s going to be the best.’ She said fine. She takes the pill. Her pill gives her all the right reactions. I take the pill. My pill made me believe that I was a drug dealer….We were talking, she was like, ‘Babe, I just want to be happy. I just want the disrespect to stop.’ ‘Let me tell you something, you’re worried about disrespect? What you need to worry about is how I’m going to deliver this kilo of cocaine to (expletive) Pablo….Where do you think I get all this money from? Jokes?…You think I’m out here making funny money? (Expletive), I’m in the game, I’m out here in the (expletive) streets.'”

It happened so quick… he forgot
“It’s my mom’s funeral. I’m on the right side, I’ve got the casket….I’m crying, I’m a mess….My dad see me crying, my dad stood up, punched me in the back of the head. ‘Man up. She gone.’ I forgot where I was, I threw the casket.”

Bedroom consensual violence & silence
“Here’s the thing with talking dirty. I can say dirty (expletive), I just don’t like it when you say stuff back, ’cause when you say stuff back, then I’ve got to say something back to what you said. It’s too much. Shut up….’Yeah, you like this (expletive), don’t you?’ ‘Oh, what do I like about it?’ ‘I don’t know. I didn’t expect you to say what you said when you said it. I thought you were going to let me keep going ’cause I got some other stuff I wanted to say.'”

I remember watching DEF COMEDY JAM when Hamburger said…

I like the freedom of bedroom talk by the comics.
So let’s agree besides the laughter, the provocativeness is missed.

cedric-the-entertainer-2017.jpgBut I am not done pumping gas, I want to talk about a few more that make us laugh, like Cedric The Entertainer. He’s got a side-splitting NETFLIX show going on. You can laugh-out-loud at the trailer HERE – Cedric is going strong. Cracking on family is fair game, not wrong.

We’re not laughing enough good people! Thus I’m doing my best. I got up this morning giggling and yawning out here in the Southwest. I’d love to be a fly at Chris Rocks desk. He’s a crack ‘em up character too. I went on the hunt to see what the funny sir is doing at 52 and found THIS review.

chris-rock-52yrs-old.jpgHe’s a natural comedian, I think his style is best
and while ‘Whole Foods isn’t a racist store – the $7 oranges say: YES!’

Click the link and read Chris’ work in context and then laugh until you pass gas.

You deserve it.
Be silent so that no one heard it.
Or laugh much louder
if you choose to thunder shower.

GAS. It’s up to you.

Today is hump day and I’m humping “the laugh.”
I’m a little full of air, but won’t be passing gas.
I will however give yesterdays laugh a little more dap
As I close this out with the legendary Bernie Mac…

I ain’t scared of them mothers either, I stare ‘em down and laugh,
I’m Qui
Happy Hump Day baby, What’s Been Missing is The GAS.

Pump some of this and look for more at a comedy house near you.
Life is too short to survive on food, water and the news.

LAUGH,
YOU

RECOGNIZE The REEL and…

In Comedy, Communication, Networking, News, Self Improvement, TV Shows, Video on July 21, 2016 at 7:47 am

THIS JUST IN:  via the timeline of a friend,
large in part, by CNN:

Good morning Thursday. I know you hear me.
Your moves, your grooves — they do endear me.

I’m up, I’m awake and I’m intuitively on “the feel.”
Now that we’re over #TheHump let’s Recognize The REEL:

Clarity from MTV:

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This you can’t pass:

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This will make you laugh:

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LAST NIGHT: Another police shooting
where “I DON’T KNOW WHY I SHOT YOU,” is the reply rooting…

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Pray for the policemen they have been conditioned to shoot at
and do their best to ruin the lives of the poor, especially Black:

Narcotics Officer speaks the #TRUTH 
I never saw this broadcast. Did you?

If we can Recognize The REEL and history in its plain’ness
then maybe we can move on to amending & healing to change this.

I believe in we. It’s my intuitive feel,
I’m Qui
Good morning to thee, thanks for stopping by to Recognize The REEL.

Key BLACK HISTORY Subject: Black WOMEN

In News on February 16, 2016 at 6:23 am

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Let’s talk about ‘em – you love to read them.
And if you’re a man in need of love – you seek to heed them.

I am a BLACK WOMAN and I love every stitch of my fabric.
I love Adam’s seed who confesses that he’s a femme addict.

I’m good with it.
I prefer to ‘ying-yang’ split it. 😀

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I am a BLACK WOMAN and I do have a thirst 
to yield uninhibited affections to a man of worth.

Good love; a comforting girth – we give what is needed.
And when Daddy is ‘good at chopping the wood’ a legacy branch is seeded.

We all need it, legacy contributions to carry our names on.
God made women with birthing hips and the capacity to push strong.

Push strong for life, love and unity. Push strong to strengthen our connect.
Push strong for her man, his successes; push strong for his lasting respect.

Unity is in the community and we love being BLACK.
You were born with melanin challenges, we understand and we’ve got your back.

In my world there’s nothing that you lack being black – if you focus on me.
I am queen to he that is about me, I shine for him, I shine for we.

I am the co-pilot that many need not see.
I’ve got your back. Sir, you’ve got me.

I don’t need to be a mans spouse to respect him on the floor.
I am always appreciative when he sees me coming and opens the door.

Makes me proud. Dare I pass and  just walk through
without a kind smile and an oblige of saying “THANK YOU?

Black Man: It’s an honor to be the counterpart of you. It’s an honor to shine you up.
BLACK WOMEN are HISTORICAL for yielding good, loyal and unbiased love.

Besides raising everybody’s, kids, cooking and cleaning
we’re awesome behind closed doors when only the moon is gleaming.

Josephine Baker let the whole world know
in every black women is an uninhibited intimate show.


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I know- I know … that darn banana skirt….
but if I put one on, I’m out to predator hurt.

Ooo-oo ah-ah! That’s the sound of monkeying around.
Satire stays on fire and #word-wise: I stay on ‘the clown.’

Give me a pound and hit on the black side.
Black Women stay down and they love to ride.

We like to drive too – I won’t lie.
Interested in knowing more? Give us a try.

I ‘done turned this post into a “Love BLACK WOMENad,
I’m Qui
and I love me some me. Therefore I’m pretty glad
that today is all about my…. 😀

Happy BLACK HISTORY baby – take a minute to LAUGH.