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Monday Morning Goodness

In Communication, Griot, News, Science, Self Improvement on February 10, 2020 at 5:00 am
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It don’t stop.

Good morning o’ goodness that is life. I’m so glad to see ya.
Yesterday’s Sabbath yielded much joy, so I couldn’t wait to meet ya.

Repeat ya from last week and several more Monday’s prior.
I receive your manifest as another opportunity to score

something good.
Let’s begin with “I would

and conclude
with expressing something we strive to do.

“I would” like to win
like the wind in the editing bin.

Aw yeah. It’s professional with me today.
I’m a woman of gamification; I do love to play.

Though when I am in the editing bay,
all I can recall is: per’fect the linear lay.

Premiere Pro congeals the show.
All bells-and-whistles I endeavor to know.

Monday Morning Goodness, you always produce.
Let today be the same as I prepare to come through.

The news? I turned it loose. Satellite news cannot have all of my time.
To vote? I’m ‘gone do it, so what’s with the 24-hour news whine?

I don’t get it. What happened to the news
being a venue to share an array of views?

24-hour news only talks politics.
Please know ‘the folks gone vote –
but your chatter is making them sick.

I would love to keep watching but I cannot continue to relate
with you ‘talking in circles’ around a fate that doesn’t equate.

Let the goodness of the day be infectious and inspire us.
Let the blood of Jesus cover and protect us from that virus.

With that in mind, let us approach the day with clean hands
and the best laid plans
to have a good time, be productive and lend someone else a hand.

We can do it.
I’m pulling for you to smile all through it.

I’m already cheesing. Smiling is that thing that “I would.”
I love life and this Monday because both are all good.

I would like to know what it is that you would like to strive for in this day?
I’m Qui
Whatever it is, see it in your mind, chart a route to the find, then proceed to conquer & slay.

I love you, go get it, and happy

Monday

What the L

In Comedy, Communication, Networking, Politics, Self Improvement on May 7, 2015 at 1:05 pm

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Good afternoon good people, take a hit and pass
I’m not on a mission about dissin’ – I’m all about the laugh.

Reality is running rampart, may comedy dispel,
and this little segment is something I like to call:

What The L!!

Don’t just be incredible, be a #Boss.

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?”

The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”

”What about the green one?” the man asks.

The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”

”What about the red one?” the man asks.

The assistant says, ”That one’s $10,000.”

The man says, ”What does HE do?”

The assistant says, ”I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”

#Hillary ain’t no chicken but…

What do you get when you order a ‘Hillary Clinton’ at KFC?
Answer: Two breasts and a left wing.

Keep it #Professional.

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month’s Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.

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#QuickThinking is mandatory when a situation is sinking – especially when your odds are stinking…

To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, “And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”

Thinking of getting a new #Car, keep in mind,
Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

Resist the devil and he will flee, or just #Erase your first thought…
A gentleman sits next to a priest on an airplane. He sees the priest doing a crossword puzzle.
Time passes and the priest says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ‘u-n-t’?”
The gentleman thinks about this and finally says, “I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt.'”
The priest replies, “Oh, you’re right. That fits, too. Would you happen to have an eraser?”
Ooops! I saw you smirking. Go on and laugh a little bit.
Don’t let the mundane win or amount to about nit!

Smile broadly – like you’re slick and peak a little peer curiosity,
I’m Qui
Laughing with you via la comical veracity.

What the L?
Everybody needs to stop and laugh for a spell.
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[Jokes compliments of jokes.cc.com]