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The BACKEND

In Communication, education, Griot, Networking, Self Improvement, Video on January 24, 2020 at 6:24 am
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Click here to read about the “Venus of Beautiful Butt.”

I think that it’s high time we talk about the ‘hind-kind’ again.
As in your backside, badonkadunk, your derriere, o’ friend.

Let’s talk about your keister, your tuchus, your butt.
Let’s talk past the quarterbacks last count & hut-hut…

Word is, at 50 most folks should consider getting a colonoscopy done.
I am no such age yet nor do I imagine the procedure is much fun

but it’s a teller of what’s going on back there; a way to measure the sum
of -ish you ate yesterday that has or has not exited your bum.

Anywho, between me and you, I went to see a GI specialist the other day.
I marched my healthy arse in, knowing exactly where it’s been – to hear the doc’s say.

Who want’s to wait until 50 to get a peek
inside of the mounds that we call our seat?

Not me.
I insisted the doc take a peek

and he did oblige me with care.
He lit up his wand and went in my bum to see what’s up in there.

He looked twice
and asked if I’d like him to look thrice?

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Not if twice is enough.
He was very gentle and not rough.

I really and truly appreciate that.
Upon retreating he concluded ‘I had a healthy ass.’

I’m paraphrasing of course, and the procedure was not a full body
scope of 6-ft bendable rope; it was not a complete C-scopy.

It was a short scope with a light
that went in for 2-3ft of insight.

There was nothing there.
My anus is secure beyond my mound-pair.

Sir Mix-Alot appreciates a firm-round and I’m happy to report,
that he hasn’t seen mine and I’m a healthy score.

What about you? Have you given any attention to your backdoor?
Beyond your lover checking it out; beyond the ball, the beads, and the oar?

Well, I’m not sure what you’re into.
Feel free to use whatever you want to

I’m good with that, I’m knocking at the human core.
I’m making sure to not be demure about the backdoor.

Are you bi-anal? It’s the perfect question to close with. 😛
I’m Qui
it’s the weekend baby and I’m a curious lady, how is your backend?

Not quite Kyphosis — at all

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Networking, News, Self Improvement on September 7, 2016 at 6:33 am
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“Hump” on the backs of 4 and an exclamation mark.

Kyphosis. What it is? Kyphosis is the medical definition of a hump back. Kyphosis is evidence of an abnormal curvature in the upper back. It is grammatically and socially offensive to call the back condition a hump.

So what’s abnormal about the curve of the mid-week point that it is deemed “Hump Day?” I went on the hunt for clarity on this “hump” and found:

“Starting around 1965, Wednesday began being referred to as “hump day.” Smack dab in the middle of the traditional work week,
arriving at Wednesday symbolizes that we’ve made it over the hump and the weekend is in sight.
Mar 19, 2014″

http://blog.dictionary.com/wednesday/

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Words, Words, Words. I can’t explain them all
and that “Over The Hill” marker is not your youthful fall.’

I’ve already had my 40th and I think that history has been lying.
Getting old takes effort baby, and your girl Qui ain’t trying. lol! 😀

Anywho it’s Wednesday at large between me and you
and I’ve been laughing a belly’s hoo

over these RICKEY SMILEY For Real re-runs.
TV One has been marathon’ing season 1.

I DVR’d it as I had only seen season 2.
Rickey divvies the laughs among the truths.

This is a loosely scripted reality show, like ol’ Larry David’s.
It’s an interesting way to broadcast a say — I’m just glad they’ve made this.

The show is funny, it’s enlightening and it relates to how I’m living.
Familial relating requires some debating and Rickey’s style is always giving.

I enjoy an intellectual laugh – the kind that makes you think and not just act.
I enjoy Ms. Juicy, Gary Da Tea, Da Brat and HeadCrack!

These are my people indeed.
Spilling laughter there after, beyond the radio feed.

DISH’ing celebrity dirt is certainly nothing new
Rickey Smileys work crew are into that too! Ooo!

It’s packed with good times and its moral points are often a slam dunk.
Though I must admit I crack up when they talk about “Monkey Stomp.”

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Though I have a feeling it has to do with a dimensional “hump” –
I laugh at grown humor. I dig it very much.

Rickey usually broadcasts on Tuesday nights before “the hump” marks the spot.
Again, I’m fond of “the hump,” and my humps are supported by Sir. Mix Alot!

Fergie backs me up, she too, is ‘a lady of humps,’ dare I say.
I don’t know yo’, but to me, humps yield a fondness to Wednesdays.

Nothing wrong with taking a bad label and turning it around.snl-fist-bump-pound
If you’re into the mastering “the hump” –  give me a pound.

I think that you’re into it. I think that you like it.
If there were no humps in life – the bullet, you might bite it

in fear that you weren’t needed;  invisible.
Thank God for life — you’re needed alright.  
To think that you’re not, is just turkey-bull. 😀

And there’s nothing wrong with it: embracing the hump.
Though you don’t want to hoard a rash of bumps.

Ever!
Having a doctor treat that is both wise and clever.  🙂

What’s on my desk today is a total mixed bag,
A hump here, a valley there — no room in this day for a d r a g.

I’m glad too because I prefer to stay productively busy!
I’m Qui
If you see me in between humps, hug me and kiss me…

I’m always quick to hump onto #Reciprocation.
Let’s DO IT.
XoXo.

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Happy H U M P Day!