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St. Patty, me and daddy…

In Communication, Griot, Self Improvement on March 17, 2016 at 9:00 am
Sixth_Street_Austin

6th Street in Austin, TX

[Back in the day] St. Patty, me and daddy…
the drink – it almost had me,

but it failed to completely conquer
and I was able to squander

up the courage to keep on (faculty) pushing it.
We walked 6th Street and drunkards were gushing it.

But I kept it in.
I’m a light drinker – I commit no sin.

2 shots in and one in my hand.
I’ve no hair on my chest – I am not a man. 😀

So I felt not the need to down that shot – quick.
My choice to do so – kept me from getting sick.

Though I looked good holding it: the glass and my consumed liquor.
Some of my partying sisters took the dare – what a nightmare… they were ‘never sicker!

drunk-lady

Passing out in the street and peeing their pants…
Don’t let that be your St. Patty pending stance.

Have a good time today and if you do raise your glass
remember social media exists then monitor your ass.

Don’t think of drinking and driving. The two should never meet.
Don’t even think of drinking and walking – especially on 6th Street.

I’m not in Texas this year so Austin will have to miss me.
I’m Qui
kicking it in the Southwest – where a green shot glass is sure to kiss me.

St. Patty, me and daddy are feeling great.
I raise my cup of jo to you on this ‘kick-back’ day.

Have fun, hang loose and be safe.
Happy St. Patricks Day!

Surprise Mother-For-Ya

In News on March 23, 2015 at 8:52 pm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBNSIQGcHbM.

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Yes, I’m always up for a good laugh
however, today I almost ran out of gas.

Not out of gas in the vehicle but out of energy in my tank.
I’m grateful to God that we’re cool, though Murphy’s Law is to thank.

Today I hoped to hop a flight from this Bore-Folk, Virginia scene
back into Phoenix, Arizona — to a “homier me,”

but that didn’t happen.
No SOUTHWEST bird was flappin’

and me and my crew are duly stuck.
We didn’t get the news until we turned in the rental truck.

Seems our pending layover in Chi-Town was overrun with snow,
and there ain’t no flight out of Norfolk for us — no ‘mo.

airplane divider
Oh no!
Ergo,
I do love Surprises!

I’m good. We have tomorrow or the next day to journey again,
I’m Qui
Always up for a good laugh, because Murphy in VA is my friend.