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Airing it out…

In Communication, Griot, Networking, News, Politics, Self Improvement on August 8, 2012 at 11:20 am

My Flower. My Kitti Kat. My VAGINA!

Come on. We have to talk about it sometimes. Don’t let those pushing to take away womens rights be the only ones talking about it – even though they don’t like to call it by its name. “Vagina.” There! I said it and sometimes the word needs airing out.

“I bet you’re worried. I was worried.” That’s why I’ve decided to share the words of EVE ENSLER with you today. Surely you’re familiar with The Vagina Monologues. Right? If not, sit back and enjoy a little insight into many a mans ‘afternoon delight‘.

[The Vagina Monologues]– “There’s so much darkness and secrecy surrounding them — like the Bermuda triangle. Nobody ever reports back from there.

In the first place, it’s not so easy even to find your vagina. Women go weeks, months, sometimes years without looking at it. I interviewed a high-powered businesswoman who told me she was too busy; she didn’t have the time. Looking at your vagina, she said, is a full day’s work. You have to get down there on your back in front of a mirror that’s standing on its own, full-length preferred. You’ve got to get in the perfect position, with the perfect light, which then is shadowed somehow by the mirror and the angle you’re at. You get all twisted up. You’re arching your head up, killing your back. You’re exhausted by then. She said she didn’t have the time for that. She was busy.

So I decided to talk to women about their vaginas, to do vagina interviews, which became vagina monologues. I talked with over two hundred women. I talked to old women, young women, married women, single women, lesbians, college professors, actors, corporate professionals, sex workers, African America women, Hispanic women, Asian American women, Native American women, Caucasion women, Jewish women. At first women were reluctant to talk. They were a little shy. But once they got going, you couldn’t stop them. Women secretly love to talk about their vaginas. They get very excited, mainly because no one’s ever asked them before.

Let’s just start with the word “vagina.” It sounds like an infection at best, maybe a medical instrument: “Hurry, Nurse, bring me the vagina.” “Vagina.” “Vagina.” Doesn’t matter how many times you say it, it never sounds like a word you want to say. It’s a totally ridiculous, completely unsexy word. If you use it during sex, trying to be politically correct –“Darling, could you stroke my vagina?” — you kill the act right there.

I’m worried about vaginas, what we call them and don’t call them.

In Great Neck, they call it a pussycat. A woman there told me that her mother used to tell her, “Don’t wear panties underneath your pajamas, dear: you need to air out your pussycat.” In Westchester they called it a pooki, in New Jersey a twat. There’s a “powderbox,” derri’ere,” a “poochi,” a “poopi,” a “peepe,” a “poopelu,” a “poonani,” a “pal,” a “piche”,” “toadie,” “dee dee,” “nishi,” “dignity,” “monkey box,” coochi snorcher,” “cooter,” “labbe,” “Gladys Sieglman,” “VA,” “wee wee,” “horsepot,” “nappy dugout,” “mongo,” a “pajama,” “fannyboo,” “mushmellow,” a “ghoulie,” “possible,” “tamale,” “tottita,” “Connie,” a “Mimi” in Miami, a “split knish” in Philadelphia, and a “shmende” in the Bronx.

I am worried about vaginas.”

 — Eve Ensler

I’m obviously worried about my own vagina too;
as it relates to politics and the birth control issue.

I’m worried about rape and hoarding unwanted batter.
I’m worried because Republicans said – the HOW’s don’t matter.

If you’re impregnated from a rape, be informed young lady,
The Republicans said NO RIDDANCE – you must have the baby.

The vagina is connected to the ovaries, and the womb is the home,
but birth control, doesn’t just control birth, it also regulates our hormones.

The vagina is often spoken about, but never addressed as “my own”.
And if the good Lord didn’t give you one – please leave mine alone.

It’s not a debatable issue. What I call it is MY kitti kat,
I’m Qui
Airing it out – because every now & then, folks need that.

Selling “The V-jay jay”

In Griot, TV Shows on May 11, 2010 at 5:18 pm

Oh don’t act like you don’t know what IT is. Oprah has educated you enough to know that “V-jay jay” is a “nicer” (less penetrating) word to use in lieu of the word “Vagina” in casual conversation.

Speaking of casual Is there anything “casual” about selling sex? Is prostitution considered “casual sex”? How about if you’re not a skilled prostitute and are justseeking to sell your virginity? Is there anything “just” about the sale of such? It depends on who you ask.

A few months back TYRA asked that very question to a 22-year old virgin who is currently taking bids to SELL OFF HER VIRGINITY. So far bids have come in between 1.5 – 3.8 million dollars. Peep a couple of clips from the show::


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Now I’m sharing video 1 & 4 out of 6 from TheAlphaMale73‘s YouTube page, (it’s the only users page I could find the COMPLETE run of the SHOW on – so enjoy it before YOUTUBE takes it away).

Are you PRO-Choice?
Do you believe in Womens Rights? Do you think a move such as selling your virginity will be seen as “empowering a woman” or just another sensational move that would not empower women but mark the virginity seller with a historical scarlett letter? It’s certainly up for debate. A womans right to do what she wants is one thing, I (personally) do not feel empowered by the sellers actions, though she claims that is exactly her intention.

She plans on losing her virginity at the BUNNY RANCH in Nevada, under Dennis’ (pimp like) watch. It’s legal in NV and Dennis (+ 2 of his best whores) were also present on Tyra’s panel [see 2nd Video in line up]. When and if Dennis provides “the place for the sale to go down” he will also be signing on to reap HALF of the bid. HALF? If the virgin reaps 1 million, Dennis gets half, and he didn’t have to marry her and divorce her in the state of CA to do so. 🙂

The worlds oldest profession is still open & going strong
though ever since Rahab did it – it’s been a scarlet wrong.

Now a new girl is born & likens to it; a woman with an educated mind in tow,
She’s strapped for cash, has a virginic lap & feels this is the way to go.

The concept is reaping bids of mad cash flow including tenative bids from a few celebrities…
Is 1.5 -3.8 million enough for you to soundly (in mind w/o love) to give up your virginity?

I remember giving mine up…it was scary and the moment taught me alot,
I was in love with the dude and willing…I was scared and he was hot!
ah….the fond memories of intimate naughts.

I remember him taking my goods, with all kinds of sweet things to say
I remember thinking “Thank God its done” — I had to lose it (virginity) one day.

And I must say, the young man was my sweetheart, my monogamous bf —
But we soon broke up after the nut – when I confessed, I didn’t like sex.

I love sex today – though the first time hurt like hell to me,
I’m very fortunate we had prior chemistry – he treated me like a queen.

It still HURTED – so I quit. Though today, I like it JUST SO,
If there’s no pain to gain — there’ll likely be no encore show.

There really is something to be said about ‘THE WAY a woman is broken in’ @ her first time
She’ll either continue to do it ‘for the love’ or she’ll continue do it for ‘the dime’.

As for Tyra’s beloved guest in all of her 22-year old Virginic Glory,
I’m Qui
‘wondering, “Who really wants prostitution to headline thier intimate story?”

There’s a time and a place for everything…
Please don’t whore IT off @ “your beginnning”.