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BORED or BOARD STIFF

In Comedy, Communication, Griot, Music, News, Self Improvement, Video on May 6, 2020 at 7:32 am

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Please do not confuse BORED STIFF with BOARD STIFF. They are two different kinds.
One can dull you into abyss while the other is a lucky woman’s find.

Yes, yes. I do know my words.
Bored is what the admin is giving us but Board can be a verb

if the owner is wielding it properly.
Word Play lives on Hump Day and of course there ain’t no stopping me.

Especially when I am BORED STIFF.
The dispensary down the way is selling a lift…

Supposedly a hydroponic gift?
I found some male seeds in the mix.

I like a little nut…
it’s not too much.

Hydroponics? I’m hooked on phonics; I’m over here learning, yo —
about Creative Directives, Aristotle’s Triad and Google’s SEO.

There is no time to be boxed in by encroaching bores.
There’s always time to brain massage, build neuropathy and soar.

What are you doing with your precious time
on this fluid flowing mid-week grind?

Are you watching the news a little? That’s fine.
Though it’s a bored man’s way of passing time.

Mr. please don’t be bored too long.
The Mrs. much prefers you be board long.

It’s an adage to an old song,
but from “the Mrs.” to a Mr. Jones.

We should definitely get a better “thing going on.”
My surname is Carter, but I’ll go by Mrs.  Jones.

My engine revs best at the mornings sunrise.
I’m into the majestic woods… the timber after the rise.

Yes, yes beloved. Today is the day
that we fancy up to a little word play.

Words are dual and can be quite strong.
Dubious words yield double play and can double down on wrong.

Use them correctly or leave them alone.
Silence is golden. Let it reign long.

If you are not learned, educated; if knowledge isn’t already sown for sprout,
it is best that you say nothing, it’s best that you purse your mouth.

For in the company of the learned, scholars will pick up the whiff
that your mind is a tiny find and it will render them Bored Stiff.

I’m rarely bored with the board. Bring it on! It’s Hump Day,
I’m Qui
a scholarly she on a little (or rather BIG) word play.

Shake things up; play scrabble with your gal or mister.
If the kids are away allow me to suggest a game of TWISTER.

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Use “the board” to score
on Sealy a little more!

Feeling Myself

In Griot, Qui Audio Byte, Self Improvement on August 2, 2018 at 4:48 am

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[AUDIO] This is a grown piece, so if you’re not grown, get on.
Your mom wouldn’t approve – tho it may improve her groove,
so, skidaddle dear daughter and son.
This is pre-Friday and I am duly on one.

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Thursdays are important for a myriad of reasons
but one in specific, it’s capacity of evening.

Yes-yes! I love Thursday’s best for it is the perfect time
for me to slip into something nice, put some 80-proof on ice,
grab a pen, and compose a rhyme.

You know how I like to throw it.
I think about you as I whip and compose it.

The jazzy tune in the background really helps to lead the way.
I’m sitting yet yielding my hips to a  rhythmic swerve and sway.
Hey-hey.

It’s what I’m looking forward to.
Good morning sweetheart, I’m thinking about you,

I’m creating a groove.
I’m enjoying the mood.
Tonight is all I want to do.

I’ll get through breakfast with a cup a jo,
with my thoughts on creating, yo.

Oh and you know that I can’t ever get enough
of implying, so in your imagination, I trust.

flirt-winking-black-girl.gifI do, I do.
Perky are my two

lobes. I know…
Don’t let words throw
you off. You’re so boss
in the way that you hold my thoughts.
I translate the vibe into to scripts that will be bought.
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I am invested in you
and the things that you do.

I like watching you. I’m a voyeur of sorts.
I like learning from you; I’m turned on by your smarts.

Oh yes. It’s morning and I’m awake.
Words on un-gird for the elevated take.

Take me. I like it.
That thing you do always spikes it —
so I write it.

Tell me your story; I want to know it.
You know that you affect me because I Griot it.
It’s just the way that I show it.

I know I don’t talk to you like this often. It takes discipline to restrain thyself,
I’m Qui
and being that we’re passed Day 3, I think it’s okay that I’m Feeling Myself.

Let’s start the weekend now.

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I’ve got a Thursday Jones

In Communication, Griot, Music, Qui Audio Byte on October 27, 2011 at 11:51 am

Put QUI in your ear & Tell me what you hear...

Peep the way I lay it.
I rather fancy to GRIOT say it:

“THURSDAY JONES”

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How are you feeling today?
I’m Qui
On some ORAL Play.
Hey-ey!
Please ENJOY THE DAY. 🙂