Oh my goodness gracious let me do break it down
I was local all last week though I feel like I’ve been out of town.

Let’s start with Atlanta, I ain’t dropped in in a minute
But Married To Medicine & RHOA have called me back in it.

I’m not much for taking medicine – I just don’t like to do it.
Though my love for the forementioned Bravo show proves I’m married to it. 😀

There’s Dr. Jackie, Dr. Simone, Dr. Heavenly, Mariah, Lisa Nicole, Toya and Quad.
As for how much #Illness accumulates therein? My God! There is a lot.

It’s addictive and I don’t want to stop,
The husbands are accommodating and the wives are hot!

Dr. Greg is Quad‘s man and I love his energy
I also have a soft spot for a Toyas Dr. Eugene.

These men appear soft spoken but aren’t shy in saying what they mean.
I’m also quite cut for Dr. Jackie & Simone’s betrothed C’s.

Curtis and Cecil — we don’t hear from them as much.
Curtis is Jackie’s sweetheart and Cecil is Simone’s 20-year love.

Yes child, Simone and Cecil did a 20-year wedded bliss shout
In Hawaii and invited all of their cast mates out.

There was drama in the arrive or should I say the lack of,
2 of the women arrived alone without their long time loves.

The two were Dr. Jackie and Lisa Nicole.
One stabilizes the group and one is quite cold.

Well that’s my opinion.
Lisa is cute but can be a little minion.

Who isn’t a little tricky from time to time?
Well more often than not Lisa is ISO #AShine!

And it’s thirsty looking but then there are those peaches in glam pearls
Just down the Atlanta road – those RHOA girls.

They are not MD’d but could use one indeed,
perhaps some Xanax, snacks, liq or weed?

But the deeds done by Kenya (Ms. Drama Queen Forever) Moore
screams we need more doctors making rounds on a door-2-door score.

Makes me want to reach back to Fridays #MTM
and  ask Dr. Eugene to send Dr. [Psychiatrist] Greg and ‘nem.

Remember Toya’s husband (Eugene) had that Dr. house call service?
I wonder if that has anything to do with their troubles with the IRS?

Well it seems on RHOA that all is okay
Though I’m a little concerned with Porsha’s plate.

She wants to have a child and that’s okay
But she’s so pretty and the day is late

Porsha is on the look for a qualified mate.
Todd Stewart won the spot but can he make the grade?

Porsha usually looks “thirsty” during the show as she presses forward a “specific mingle.”
It leaves the viewer with little to wonder about when trying to comprehend why she’s single.

She’s one of my favorite cast members – I mean truly.
She’s degreed, successful & carefree not to mention a flawless beauty.

God bless the women of melanin – there’s sooo much booty.
I watch a lot of shows but lean hard towards those Southern cuties.

It could be their accents that I feel connects us.
I too am a southern belle — I’m from Texas.

All the same I remain tuned-in because their story lines can’t be beat.
As well as their hair, lashes, nails, big pouty lips and #PrettyShoe feet.

Ooo Wee I absolutely feel kindred to their spirits indeed.
Yes sir and yes ma’am – I’m digging BravoTv.

It’s “THAT” season
And these two shows are the reason

That I keep (BravoTV) tuning in.
They’re the reasons why I’m
mentioning it to friends…

I like chocolate and skin of deep melanin.
Reminds me a lot of me and my kin.
It’s good to see my hood on #WIN.

So while I remain remote, I am up to date on all of the tea,
I’m a Qui
Happy Monday baby, I’m that Southern lady staying connected thru BravoTV.

Ps – Mariah and Phaedra are a little too much for me. Ooo!
But their make-up is always fresh, on fleek and absolutely FABU!!

Muah!
Southern Hoods: I Love You!